I am so normal about fictional people, I promise

Hi! I'm Kodi! I'll make this more cohesive soon. Yes my pfp is me at prom.

[sifuus-strap]

"she's your maman too"

[kodiseous]

HAD MY ASS SOBBING ISBSBDBS GOT HIS MAMA BACK *AND* A NEW BROTHER

[pissvortex]

Sure man fuck it

[kodiseous]

And its on sale~

[kodiseous]

QUEEN HILING MY LOVE

[kodiseous]

Be honest, if I started posting my ocs how invested/interested would you be

Not just palia. Just blorbos not connected to anything.

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[spicesprouts]

Some palia interactions that have happened (or might happen????)

[kodiseous]

Will never get over BBQ kib

[alphacrone]

when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house

[podcastwizard]

me when i excuse myself during a dinner party to sneak outside and milk more cabernet sauvignon from the Creature

[podcastwizard]

had food poisoning when i posted this

[martinkhall]

Well if you'd pasteurized the Cabernet Sauvignon you milked from the creature maybe you wouldn't have gotten food poisoning from it.

[podcastwizard]

oh suddenly everyone's an expert on the Creature i milk

[kodiseous]

Do we have an artistic depiction of the creature? I need one for myself

[guerrillatech]

[hekatontarch]

[queertail]

The site is '12ft Ladder' found here:

12ft – Hop any paywall

Show me a 10ft paywall, I’ll show you a 12ft ladder.

[sola-whumping]

Reblogging this on ALL my blogs because holy shit is it useful

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

[sexioto]

[crilbyte-deactivated20240607]

Oh shit. No. Shit. Thank you

[villianext-deactivated20190407]

Just gonna reblog this out of gratitude because I actually did forget…

[novacaineandabelle]

Fffffffff let me get right on that. 

and then reblog for the next forgetful son of a bitch

[blondiez-b-deactivated20171118]

I’m so great full for everyone that is reblogging this. I totally forgot to take mine

[optimysticals]

I think that there is some sort of unspoken fairy godparent thing where you see this, realize that you forgot your meds, and rebagel it because if you forgot someone else must have. And in our turn we all take care of each other, even if we don’t know it.

[gustgray18]

Oh shit no thanks rebloging for the rest of humanity to take theres

[kodiseous]

//sigh//

Okay, fine I'll take em. BUT YOU HAVE TO, ALSO-

//reads palm//

-...person.. reading this post.

[trans-ralsei]

[catchymemes]

[daily-spooky]

[kodiseous]

WHY IS HE SO MAD ABOUT BEING A WITCH?! HE WAS FINE AS A SHARK?!

[zooophagous]

You know what. Fuck you.

*unhallows your ween*

[taxidiinae]

[fruitsoftheweb]

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

[hollowtones]

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

[octopodhotrod]

a decade of pear wiggler

[licoricefern]

what does it say about us as a culture that most of our microwaves have a dedicated popcorn button

[cognito-ergo-hazard]

i dont know but whatever it says, its magnified by literally every bag of popcorn saying “don’t use the popcorn button”

[prokopetz]

Funnily enough, there’s an answer for that.

In brief, the “popcorn” button was initially introduced by fancy high-end microwaves that used an integrated humidity sensor to tell when your popcorn was done; microwaveable popcorn vents steam as it cooks, so by monitoring the amount of steam in the cooking chamber, you can get pretty close to perfectly popped popcorn every time (though it’s generally only pretty close, since different brands of microwaveable popcorn have different moisture content).

As the feature became popular, manufacturers of cheap microwaves started adding a button labelled “popcorn” as well, in order to imply that they offer this feature. These “popcorn” buttons simply run the microwave for a fixed amount of time that the manufacturer figures is close enough to the printed cooking time of most commercial brands.

In practice, of course, the fixed-time “popcorn” button usually just sets your popcorn on fire. To make matters worse, owing to America’s permissive advertising laws, microwave manufacturers are allowed to make all sorts of misleading-but-technically-true statements in their packaging and instruction manuals, rendering it nearly impossible to tell whether a given model of microwave has a real humidity-sensing “popcorn” button or a fake fixed-time “popcorn” button before buying it.

In summary: the “popcorn” button that your microwave popcorn instructs you not to use exists because American microwave manufacturers are using a misleadingly labelled button in order to imply that their product has a feature that it does not in fact have, in a way that can potentially trick people into burning their houses down, for advertising purposes. This is perfectly legal.

So: what does that say about our culture?

[theglassdragoncollective]

Information that helps give context to our college roommate blowing up the dorm microwave twice via the popcorn button.

[slipperhunting]

Reth in a sweater because why not (and also because I was requested to do this by a frenny <3)

And of course obligatory Jel and Reth banter