Iām eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and thereās a horse magnet inside???
russian kinder surprise
That looks like itās made of coal.
It tasted like coal
you ate a vase
honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems
how the fuck do you look at a vase or table ornament and thinkĀ āthis is chocolate I will bite itāĀ
This is like same vibes as the person biting in ācheeseā at a soap store























