juxtaposition

emotional landscape

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growing up I was always afraid of being Found Out. not sure what I was hiding. just my whole self I guess

[c3rvida3]

I placed an eBay bid on this one deer figurine not realizing it came with a huge as hell nasty dog that came wrapped in plastic Laura Palmer and now he's haunting my home with his polygonal body and his tasteful pearl choker. Too scared to unwrap him.

[podracer]

[c3rvida3]

This is the deer figurine I ordered on purpose, who also sucks. He's piss yellow and dimpled like an overcooked pea, but a bargain is a bargain, I suppose.

[plasticmutations]

sentence i found on a grocery store review

[claire-witch-project]

[tenderstems]

Brie Larson in hair and make-up tests as Envy Adams for Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

[iclout]

Visit Original Link

[whiteteethteens]

baby it’s automatic!! we touch and it feels like WOO!!!!

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

i hate you youtube shorts i hate you instagram reels i hate you tiktokification of all social media

[cheddar-baby]

[modern-alebrije]

this weed got me talking like a vampire

[modern-alebrije]

i just told my roommate "release me" instead of goodbye after she facetimed me

[modern-alebrije]

smoking that shit that made the monsters high

[popipoyan-deactivated20240919]

hate how links change color after you click em like theyre dirty now

[friendlymachine]

question what the tv tells you, question what a pop star sells you, question mom and question dad, question good and question bad

[nyctosaurid]

I didn’t watch supernatural because it’s a monster hunting show but I never saw a single person talk about the monsters. bad sign

[nyctosaurid]

I’m opening a charity to reimburse anyone who watched more than 5 episodes of this show

[letsallgotothelobby]

[hornyspice]

this post is giving me porno energy

[whatthehellisgoingon9374-deacti]

Guy who only watches porn: getting real porn vibes from this

[warmleveret-deactivated20170910]

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

[nenchaenmoved-blog]

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

[re-bee-key]

you had to be there

[pinene]

this post makes me so angry bc the socks in the jacuzzi was literally overshadowed again. the point of this post is now that someone doesn’t know about the socks not the socks themselves. maybe we aren’t allowed to discuss it

[scar8o]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

[pissvortex]

now why are they shortening the notes

[pissvortex]

tumblr staff just frantically rearranging furniture to make the place look nicer because a bunch of unexpected guests (twitter refugees) are coming over

[glubtier]

[sloppystyle]

[robottko]

“this pillow works better if your a back sleeper” bitch I’m a rotisserie chicken sleeper I don’t stop turning until sleep rips me forcefully from this world