"I bet it doesn't hurt that bad, I don't have time for this shit."
"at least one"
now this is a gender binary i can get behind
Very generous of them to describe it as the "Thinking Period"
They correctly excluded the outlier Electroshocks Georg
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Mike Driver
Misplaced Lens Cap

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Kiana Khansmith
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Show & Tell
d e v o n
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
The Stonewall Inn
Cosimo Galluzzi

@theartofmadeline
occasionally subtle
Game of Thrones Daily
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

Product Placement

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"I bet it doesn't hurt that bad, I don't have time for this shit."
"at least one"
now this is a gender binary i can get behind
Very generous of them to describe it as the "Thinking Period"
They correctly excluded the outlier Electroshocks Georg
people are like "if you put crabs in a bucket they can't escape because they keep pulling each other back in, this is called crab bucket mentality and describes why people don't help each other" and never acknowledge that crabs do not naturally occur in buckets, a human with more power had to put them there
ALSO the crabs arent acting with any kind of malicious intent, theyre not thinking "oh no youre coming down with me" theyre thinking "pinch pinch pinch whats going on right now" its insane to extrapolate a moral point about humans from their behavior
i hate that some sites sell our personal data to corporations. we should cut the middleman and sell them OURSELVES.
“Hello, Amazon? Hi, I like garlic bread and Spongebob. That’ll be $20.”
Love not knowing which panel is supposed to come first
we need a president who’s a tumblrina
but where would they get their shoelaces?
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still not over how much I love this
Posts that would kill a peasant from 1173
Mephistopheles and Margaretta, A Double Statue - medium: sculpture, sycamore wood, sculptor unknown, 19th century. Currently located in the Salar Jung Museum in Hyderabad, India.
I... I just opened tumblr... got bored of it... closed tumblr... and then opened it again immediately....
The fridge
The fridge
The fridge
my mom, dead in the middle of a conversation, slams on the breaks in the middle of a country road so she can pull over and take a picture of all these cows running for cover from the rain and adsfkjlfkdjg and thi dskfjfgj
rthis is the only picutre she took sfdkjlfgddfs MOM this almost literally could not be worse fdkjfjkdf i love you so much
she also took a pictuer of a bluejay
and believe it or not, a squirrel
mom vs the focus on her expensive camera vs her bad eyesight
ok i swear this is the last one but please look at this bluejay
Touhou 18 New Girls Part II. [Part I]
Touhou 18 New Girls Part I.
please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit
me: reblogs anything
the green bar that pops up telling me I reblogged something:
Do Not Under Any Circumstances Drink From These Teacups
Linking the artist’s Instagram
I wish they sold these teacups as prints; I would have a whole wall for them
Want to help me out on a non-science project today?
It's my younger sibling's birthday! Because of COVID and grad school I won't be there today to celebrate with them but 22 is a big year and I wanted to have something special to send them.
They're the funniest person I know and a great artist; one of their most iconic works of art is called "Cactus Butt". There are many ways to interpret that title and I was hoping that some of you amazing people would draw/sketch/paint/embroider your own version of Cactus Butt for me to make into a compilation for them. If I get permission I might post the Original Cactus Butt, it's not exactly what you'd imagine.
Thank you so much!
I mean why not