it’s eyes sparkle with the glitter of jewels

aspiring Pokemon trainer and angry feminist. currently in Jojo Hell. Bipolar Bisexual™️. she/her. 27. ACNH DA-8915-7038-7184 hit me up if you need me to tag a thing

[nerdyqueerandjewish]

Link to free e-book The End of Policing by Alex S. Vitale

[shoatgeep]

…. toothpaste………..

[75orchids]

FACT:

Usage of the word “The” has begun to decline. This is because as more and more people become educated, usage of the word “Thoum’st” has become more common.

[openinmotion]

quick question what happened 2009

[underrateddoormatt]

That’s when we were all using “teh”

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

I think we should go back to the Internet age of boom boom boom boom and caramelldansen and pretty rave girl and nightcore and those badly edited amvs and like those sparkles and shit.

[spikes-productions]

[wobblydev]

A 1-on-1 is not idle chit chat. It is a conversation with a purpose—to agitate, educate and inoculate a fellow worker. Adding alcohol to the mix will never help your cause.

— transcript —

Organizing Don'ts #3 [a little black cat says: Don’t have one on ones over alcohol.]

1-on-1s must happen outside of work. The pub* therefore seems a fine place to agitate. [the little black cat who is wearing an apron and is about to serve coffee and oatmeal asks a coworker “Wanna chat after work?” The coworker, a panda bear, says: “Let’s go for pints!”]

*You shouldn’t be going to the pub in COVID-19 anyway!

To have a good organizing conversation, it helps for both of you to be sober.[the little black cat and the coworker are at a pub, drinking messily. The cat yells: “March on the boss!” the panda bear says: “Let’s both quit!”]

Find non-alcohol related opportunities for Agitation, Education and Inoculation. [the little black cat is putting on a winter coat after the shift and asking their coworker: “Wanna carpool tomorrow?” the panda is putting on a mitten and replies: “Sure!”]

Square Version

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

we've been brainwashed into thinking people who go to college deserve a better quality of life than people who don't and once you realize that that's a capitalist trick to get you to go to college/accept that your life will never be good if you didn't, oh it all gets better from here

[grasswrym]

Do I know this person and they changed their name or did I accidentally follow someone

[dailypokemoncards]

[screwtheprinceimtakingthehorse]

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/lgbtq-german-actors-come-out

Nearly 200 German actors just came out via a manifesto in the Süddeutsche Zeitung, asserting their own queerness and making a big, concerted push for better representation in German media.

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[mapsontheweb]

US Elevation.

by @cstats1

[ginger-ale-official]

man the Appalachian mountains really aren’t shit huh

[archosaur-automaton]

The Rockies are new, young and virile and fresh from the Laramide orogeny, tall and lanky teenagers on the geological scale. the Appalachian mountains are old, formed hundreds of millions of years ago before dinosaurs walked the Earth. They are ancients, elders, witnesses to half a billion years of life coming and going. To be tall is not a virtue. To be small is not a sin. The Appalachians are eroding under the weight of time, slowly shrinking and returning to the Earth from which they sprang. Appreciate them while they are still here.

[beabaseball]

I do want to say real quick again about the age of the Appalachians…

They said “before dinosaurs,” but we have a cave here that began forming between 450 million to 550 million years ago.

There are no bones in that cave. No fossils. No nothing.

That’s because this cave began forming before bones existed on land, and had only just started to exist in the ocean. Shellfish hadn’t evolved yet. Limestone, which forms many caves, was just starting to become a more prevalent rock.

The mountains aren’t older than dinosaurs. They are older than bones.

[snorlax]

spooky egg

[glossgender-deactivated20200405]

[littlealienproducts]

Keep Going - Art Print by lisacongdon

[trainthief]

Yesterday night a lady came through our drive through and was like “the way the planets are aligning and the fact that we’re getting a blood moon has me worried. I sense severe werewolf activities on the horizon. You better walk your coworker to her car tonight after you’ve closed” and I didn’t even know what to say I was just like “yes ma’am”

[milf-adjacent]

You heard that and just went <END DIALOGUE>

[beaft]

my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old

[autumngracy]

Op this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

[karehastation]

THE BEST THING EVER

[gothbloc]

are you serious

[silentbutlively]

THIS is what the internet was made for