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an Adult - She/Her - Nahiri Apologist - Goblin Jesus died for your sins

[xylophonetangerine]

What the fuck does that even mean??

[vivvy-of-the-lake]

deleting my blog and finding all my old mutuals as various documents because pdfs are the new tumblr

[medievaljournalist]

When asked "what do you want to be when you grow up?" 89% of children ages 6-18 responded 'warrior-poet'. The remaining 11% was some other boring shit

[kuyafag]

google A cishet white american bumped into me. what should i do

[kaylmao]

Kill without mercy! Kill without mercy! Kill without mercy! Kill without mercy! Kill without mercy! Kill without mercy! Kill without mercy! Kill without mercy! Kill without mercy! Kill without mercy! Kill without mercy! Kill without mercy! Kill without mercy! Kill without mercy! Kill without mercy! Kill without mercy! Kill without mercy!

Kill without mercy!:

Kill without mercy!

Kill without mercy!

Kill without mercy!

Kill without mercy! Kill without mercy! Kill without mercy! Kill without mercy! Kill without mercy! Kill without mercy!

[markrosewater]

Future sight frame basics, when?

More if.

[baejax-the-great]

Thinking about Qifrey purposefully recruiting kids who were labeled as "problems" in order to maximize his own stress but instead he's just living this post:

[tpwrtrmnky]

Here's something I wrote. It's a new thing, unrelated to RCBG.

Patreon link (It's free, don't worry)

Hope you enjoy.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

shout out to everyone who has any sort of maintenance job whether it's a custodian or a mechanic or a furnace repair person or a pool cleaner or a housekeeper or anything where someone shows up or I go to you, and my shit is taken care of.

big appreciation for the maintenance people

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Huge fan of when I have a problem that I have no idea how to handle (or no time/tools/physical strength to handle) and I call A Guy who knows how to handle it and they come and handle it for me.

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Godhead of Awe

“What she saw crawling upon this world repulsed her. Yet she could not tear her gaze away.” —*The Seer’s Parables*

Artist: Mark Zug TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[evergreen-femme]

had to share this

[wizardshark]

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

[hymneminium]

#oh my god did gallagher just discover the term dank this is so exciting #does he know it's a weed thing?? there's no way right

Of course Peter Gallagher knows that "dank" is a weed thing. He also knows that "in heat" is a sex thing and that when aliens "probe" someone it's in the anus.

These are words, not things. Heathcliff is a comic about symbols.

You're never going to get a comic where an alien actually probes someone any more than you're going to get a comic where the Man-Eating Giant eats a man. You're just going to get a dozen comics where aliens like the word "probe".

Heathcliff wears the ham helmet because it's the helmet you wear when you eat a ham. You can tell it's that helmet because it says "ham" on it. The helmet's function is determined not by its form but by its label.

summer = beach = sand = desert = mummy and thus there is the Summer Mummy. Because of symbolic associations that do not otherwise cohere.

Robots don't wear clothes but the mere act of labeling them "nude" makes them nude. And once a painting is a nude painting there has to be a fig leaf because a "nude" without a "figleaf" is "indecent".

A "ham" is a ham even when it's a car. A yam can be a ham can be a car because "yam" sounds like "ham". Symbols have overtaken things.

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes

[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

[segamascott]

we are the daughters of the landmines your grandpa didn't step on

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

if you discover someone has a crush on you, you should check your work once or twice by reviewing semantic differences between responses to your attention vs others' attention (as well as differences in past responses to your attention vs present responses, in case it's a recent change). just to be sure.

the difference between a crush from someone who basically has crushes on everyone and a crush from someone who only has a few crushes is very huge.

and, then, once you've measured the degree to which the perspective is warping, then you should start subtly implying you know without saying it outright. maybe occasionally scroll liking posts, or referring to various relationships, or even almost-mentioning the concept of a crush in front of her.

not infrequently you might run into someone who has the 'emotions' of a crush but hasnt realized what it is yet. you can get away with a *lot* more here. helping that person realize what a crush feels like without ever letting her know you know is perhaps the ideal scenario.

but in general the name of the game is 'awareness of information'. ideally you want her doing light deathnote shit at all times. because it's fun.

[necromancelena]

When she gets all scrunched up it makes me want to play with her wings+ touch her feathers while she blushes and tells me to stop because it's embarassing but she can't do anything about it(bird girl)

[omghotmemes]

It’s water over the bridge

[phoenix]

A bridge over troubled highways.

[dykonicdiva]

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever