If she sits beside him, he flops onto her lap. If she lies down, he wraps his limbs around her and entangles them like vines. He sleepily kisses her shoulder without opening his eyes. Runs his fingers through her hair because it’s calming. If she tries to stand, he groans and drags her back into bed.
Touch, to Nagi, is both comfort and confirmation. His body pressed to hers is his unspoken promise: You’re here now. I’m not letting go.
i've been watching and reading windbreaker lately.
im sorry for not being active at all
also about the requests in my inbox, i'm trying to write them, but im slow. so i appreciate your understanding
Haruka Sakura
Initial Attitude Toward Girls:
Sakura is deeply emotionally guarded. He's not flirtatious, and his cold, blunt demeanor doesn’t shift based on gender, he treats everyone with equal detachment. He likely wouldn't go out of his way to be polite to a girl just because she’s a girl. If anything, he’d be awkward.
Behavior Around Girls:
Very stiff and distant. If a girl tried to talk to him casually, he might respond curtly or even ignore her. However, if a girl was in real danger, especially from violence or harassment, Sakura would absolutely step in, not out of chivalry, but because his strong moral code wouldn’t allow him to stand by.
Gentlemanly?
Not traditionally. He wouldn’t hold doors open or offer to carry things unless asked directly, but if someone needed genuine help, he'd do it without fuss and without waiting for thanks.
Protectiveness:
High, but silent. He protects people (girls included) with actions, not words. He'd fight tooth and nail to protect a girl if she were being wronged, but he'd be blunt and brusque about it afterward.
Hayato Suō
Attitude Toward Girls:
Relaxed and tactful. Suō likely sees girls as equals and speaks to them with friendly respect. He has a light teasing tone, and that extends to girls, but he's clever enough to read boundaries.
Behavior Around Girls:
Likely to be smooth without trying to be flirtatious. He’s someone who makes girls feel comfortable around him, and he’d know how to de-escalate awkwardness or tension. He might jokingly call out Sakura for being rude to a girl.
Gentlemanly?
Yes. Suō would casually carry a girl’s bag, open doors, or pull someone aside to help them feel more at ease without making a big deal out of it. He's subtle and natural in his courtesy.
Protectiveness:
Moderate. He wouldn't be aggressive or loud about it, but if someone messed with a girl in front of him, he’d calmly but firmly shut it down, with words first, fists only if absolutely needed.
Tōma Hiragi
Attitude Toward Girls:
Very proper and respectful. As a natural leader and a model student, he likely views girls with a blend of politeness and nervousness. He’s not awkward, but he’s careful about boundaries.
Behavior Around Girls:
He would be courteous, maybe a bit formal. Likely the type to apologize even for bumping shoulders slightly. If a girl was upset or in need, he’d be attentive, but cautious not to overstep.
Gentlemanly?
Definitely. Hiragi would be the one to offer an umbrella, help carry books, or wait until everyone’s seated before eating. Not out of romantic interest, just sheer respect.
Protectiveness:
High. He has a duty-driven personality, so protecting someone (especially a girl in trouble) would feel like a responsibility. He’d act decisively but not impulsively.
Ren Kaji
Attitude Toward Girls:
Easygoing and naturally friendly. He probably gets along with girls easily, especially ones who are a little shy or artsy. His musical hobby makes him approachable and emotionally warm.
Behavior Around Girls:
He’s the “nice guy” in the purest sense, helpful, sweet, always checking if someone’s okay. He wouldn’t flirt much, but his warmth might come off that way.
Gentlemanly?
Yes, but casually. He’d definitely help a girl carry gear, hold her coat, or walk her home if needed, though he’d downplay it and joke, “It’s nothing.”
Protectiveness:
Gentle protector. He might not be the first to throw a punch, but if a girl cried in front of him or looked hurt, he’d be the one to offer a quiet hand or sit with her till she’s okay.
Hajime Umemiya
Attitude Toward Girls:
Extremely kind and nurturing. He treats everyone like a little brother or sister, including girls. He’s warm, respectful, and generous with his attention in a non-romantic way.
Behavior Around Girls:
The type to fix a girl’s broken shoelace without saying anything, bring her a flower from his garden, or teach her how to plant herbs. Totally platonic and protective.
Gentlemanly?
Naturally, yes. He’s the type of guy moms trust immediately. Everything he does is thoughtful. He probably walks on the outer side of the sidewalk instinctively.
Protectiveness:
High. Umemiya is known for defending the weak. He would protect a girl not because she’s a girl, but because he can’t stand to see someone hurt or afraid.
Kyōtarō Sugishita
Attitude Toward Girls:
Reserved and serious. Likely not super comfortable in casual conversation with girls, but he's polite and neutral.
Behavior Around Girls:
Quietly helpful. If a girl dropped something, he’d pick it up and hand it back without a word. Not flirtatious, not overly kind, just reliable.
Gentlemanly?
Quietly so. He’s dependable, but not expressive. More likely to act than speak.
Protectiveness:
Extremely loyal, especially to those within his circle. If a girl was under his protection (formally or informally), he’d be as solid as a wall around her.
Tasuku Tsubakino
Attitude Toward Girls:
Confident and flamboyant, probably flirts playfully, but respectfully. He wouldn’t mock or belittle a girl. He might actually enjoy being around girls more than boys sometimes.
Behavior Around Girls:
Stylish, gentle, possibly sassy. Would compliment a girl’s outfit or hair, but also help her change a tire if she needed.
Gentlemanly?
Yes, and flamboyantly so. Might bow like a prince or offer his jacket with flair.
Protectiveness:
Very. He treats people he cares about like treasure and would not tolerate disrespect or harassment.
Jo Togame
Attitude Toward Girls:
Cold and calculated. He likely doesn’t treat girls any differently from boys. He’s indifferent, efficient, and uninterested unless it serves his plan.
Behavior Around Girls:
Professional and aloof. Not warm, not rude, just neutral. Would help if it was logical or strategic.
Gentlemanly?
No....not from a place of chivalry. Only acts if it aligns with his goals or group’s image.
Protectiveness:
Minimal unless he has a tactical reason. He’s not cruel, but he’s emotionally disengaged.
Chōji Tomiyama
Attitude Toward Girls:
Unhinged. Doesn’t view anyone (girl or boy) as more than pawns or toys in his chaos. Disrespectful, and often frightening.
Behavior Around Girls:
Dangerous. He wouldn’t be “charming” more like mocking or invasive. Girls should steer clear of him.
Gentlemanly?
Absolutely not.
Protectiveness:
Only if it amuses him or asserts dominance. Not genuine.
Chika Takiishi
Attitude Toward Girls:
Apathy. He’s emotionally flat and rarely even acknowledges people’s identities. Girls mean nothing special to him unless they fight.
Behavior Around Girls:
Dismissive. Unless a girl directly challenged him or was involved in a brawl, he wouldn’t pay attention. He might find cheerfulness or kindness annoying.
Gentlemanly?
Not at all. Might even offend without realizing.
Protectiveness:
Zero. Unless it somehow aligns with his own motivations.
Yamato Endō
Attitude Toward Girls:
Polite on the surface, friendly, warm, probably makes girls feel safe. But that mask hides obsession and unpredictability.
Behavior Around Girls:
Superficially charming, especially if they remind him of Takiishi’s ideals. But he could become creepy or controlling if he fixates.
Gentlemanly?
At first glance, yes. But it’s an act.
Protectiveness:
Yes, but possessively. He protects what he thinks belongs to him.
Mitsuki Kiryu
Attitude Toward Girls:
Kind, emotionally sensitive. He likely respects girls as much as boys, and talks to them with careful words.
Behavior Around Girls:
Gentle and calm. Probably the one to notice when a girl is left out or feeling bad and check on her quietly.
Gentlemanly?
Naturally. Not showy, but present, he’d remember allergies, hold a door, lend a jacket, all without calling attention to it.
Protectiveness:
Soft protector. The type to defend through understanding and presence rather than aggression.
Underneath the demon, the stage idol, and the teasing prince…
Jinu is terrified you’ll stop choosing him.
So sometimes he clings. Not with arms but with words.
“You won’t leave me, right?”
“You still love me?”
“Even if I mess up…will you stay?”
He hides it in soft jokes, in gentle kisses, in buying you little things you mentioned once.
But you know it’s real when you catch him watching you sleep. Not in a creepy way, just memorizing. Like he needs to etch you into his memory, in case you disappear.
Because to love like Jinu does… is to always be one step away from ruin.
(it's how i see them okay, dont attack me. i dont have a clue about their real real personality because netflix is too cheap to give us a screentime of the boy’s personality or where the boys actually speaks)
-ranked from most to least
Beneath the lights of the stage and the sweet allure of bubblegum pop, the Saja Boys are not just idols.
They are demons. Predators wrapped in velvet vocals and perfect skin.
And demons do not love like humans do.
They claim.
They bind.
They protect—violently, obsessively, eternally.
To the world, they flash charming grins and choreographed winks.
But to the one who holds their heart?
They offer something far more dangerous: complete, consuming protection. The kind that comes with teeth.
Some destroy threats with fire and fists. Others kill with whispers, or shadows, or fear.
But make no mistake—once a Saja Boy decides you are his…
Nothing in this world or the next will touch you.
1. Jinu Saja — The Obsessive Shield
“Even if the world turns on you… I won’t. I’ll take the blame. I’ll burn for you.”
Scenario:
Jinu saw it first—the way the crowd turned on you after a fake scandal leaked. You were nothing but kind, but that didn’t matter to the swarm. Rumors spread like wildfire, fans accusing you of using him, hurting him. Cameras flashing. Fingers pointing.
And Jinu… smiled.
Not at them. At you. The moment your lips trembled, he wrapped his coat around your shoulders and pulled you against his chest.
“Let them hate me instead,” he whispered, low and commanding. “Say I forced you. Say I manipulated you.”
“Jinu, no, I—”
“I’ll do the press conference. I’ll cry if I have to. I’ll fall from grace and drag the Saja Boys name down with me. Just don’t… cry like that again.”
Later, you watched him stand before the world, his eyes heavy but lips firm. He lied through his teeth—for you. Risked everything for you. And when the world spat him out, he came home with bruised pride and whispered into your hair,
“I’m still here. I don’t need the stage. I just need you safe.”
2. Abby (Abs) Saja — The Physical Guardian
“They touched you? Where. Show me.”
Scenario:
Abby rarely shows his emotions outside of performances—but with you, he becomes something else entirely. You accidentally brushed against an aggressive fan while backstage. A harmless stumble, you thought. But not to him.
You didn’t even realize he saw until rehearsal stopped.
Abby stormed out of the studio, hunting the culprit like a beast. No security. No manager. Just fury in the form of a broad-shouldered idol.
When he returned, he was calmer, yet his fists still shook.
“You’re hurt,” he said bluntly, noticing the slight scrape on your arm. His jaw clenched. “Why didn’t you tell me?”
You shrugged. “It wasn’t a big deal.”
He knelt in front of you, gently cradling your arm as if it were porcelain.
“If you think you’re not worth protecting, I’ll just have to prove you wrong every day.”
From then on, he never let you walk alone. Hands always ready, chest in front of yours in crowds. Abby didn’t speak about love much, but every step he took told the world: Don’t you dare try me.
3. Romance Saja — The Gentle Flame
“If anyone hurts your heart… they answer to me.”
Scenario:
Romance doesn’t shout. He doesn’t hit. But when you were heartbroken over a betrayal—your former friend leaking private texts—he didn’t let it slide.
He wiped your tears and held you close, murmuring, “I’ll handle it, baby. You just rest.”
The next morning, the girl posted a full apology video. Romance didn’t threaten. He simply spoke—with the kind of quiet wrath that makes even devils shake. Rumors swirled that he showed up at her door with nothing but a blank stare and a heart-shaped pendant in his hand.
You never asked what he said. He never told. But he held your hand tighter after that, brushing your hair behind your ear and saying:
“I’ll never let anyone mess with your peace again.”
His love was protective like candlelight—warm, but if you touched the flame with bad intentions, it burned.
4. Baby Saja — The Emotional Protector
“Why are you sad? Who made you cry?! I’ll cry harder than you if you don’t stop—!”
Scenario:
Baby Saja is reactive. One tear from you and he’s panicking, fussing, pacing, threatening to destroy the entire schedule because “you are more important than any fan sign!”
When you were overwhelmed by hate online, he crashed a livestream with you in his lap, clinging to you like a child protecting his teddy bear.
“Listen here, internet!” he yelled into the camera. “If I see one more mean comment about them, I’m gonna explode—literally! Fire demon. Boom! Gone!”
You tried to muffle your laughter.
Later, he cuddled into you, arms around your waist.
“You’re not alone, okay? If you fall, I fall. If they throw you away, I’ll pick you up.”
His protectiveness comes with tears and tantrums. But it’s real. He defends you like you’re his whole heart—because you are.
5. Mystery Saja — The Cold-Quiet Wrath
“...I already took care of it. You don’t need to know how.”
Scenario:
You didn’t even know someone was stalking your socials—sending disturbing messages—until the account vanished. Entirely.
Mystery Saja didn’t tell you until days later. “Handled,” was all he said.
“You hacked them?”
“Worse,” he replied with a deadpan voice. “But don’t worry. They won’t find the courage to speak again.”
You gulped. “Did you threaten them?”
“No,” he said. “I promised them what I do to people who break pretty things.”
He never raised his voice. Never asked how you were. Just stayed close. Always a step behind you in the hallway, eyes sharp, hand brushing yours.
You sometimes wished he would yell. But Mystery’s protection is like a shadow—silent, effective, and a little terrifying.
And yet when you held his hand and said thank you, he blinked slowly, lips parting just slightly.
“You’re the only thing that makes me feel… anything. So yeah. I’ll destroy anything that tries to take you.”
Kageyama, Oikawa, Sugawara, Kuroo, Kita, Suna
(You secretly sabotage the soup with way too much salt, but pretend it was cooked lovingly. Will they endure it?)
🥣 KAGEYAMA TOBIO
You waited as he took the first spoonful.
Kageyama blinked.
Froze.
His mouth opened slightly like he was about to say something—but he didn’t. He just… swallowed.
You watched with innocent eyes, smile glowing.
“Do you like it?” you asked sweetly.
He stared at the bowl like it had just betrayed him. His jaw clenched.
“Y-Yeah,” he replied quickly, voice tight, eyes not meeting yours. “It’s… good.”
He took another bite. You heard the spoon click nervously against the bowl. He tried to eat fast—like the sooner he finished, the sooner the pain would end. His tongue was burning from the salt. His face was heating up.
You tilted your head, eyes wide. “You’re eating so fast. Do you like it that much?”
He let out a noise between a cough and a groan. “Y-Yeah…”
He almost looked like he was about to cry when he finally finished. He patted his chest subtly like he was trying to make sure his heart didn’t explode from sodium overload.
But he said nothing.
Because you made it.
Lovingly.
Even if it felt like his taste buds had been slapped.
🧂 OIKAWA TOORU
He was already praising you before the bowl even hit the table.
“My angel, my shining star, my lover who can do everything—”
Spoon in. Sip.
A pause.
A long pause.
You tilted your head innocently. “Do you like it?”
Oikawa looked like he was buffering. He blinked, his usual radiant smile faltering as he tried to swallow. “It’s… very flavorful, babe.”
Another spoonful. He had to stop himself from gagging. He reached for water. Missed. Smiled.
He was sweating.
“Ahaha…” he laughed nervously, spoon still in hand. “I-I didn’t know you liked your soup so… bold.”
“I made it with love,” you whispered, eyes shining.
His hands trembled as he reached for the next bite. “Love is a powerful seasoning… wow… so… potent…”
You nodded happily.
He finished it.
Barely.
But he finished it.
And then spent twenty minutes brushing his teeth and googling “can too much salt cause hallucinations.”
🍲 SUGAWARA KOUSHI
Suga took a gentle sip of the soup, smile already present.
You waited.
And then his eyes widened slightly. He blinked.
You leaned forward, twirling a strand of hair. “Do you like it?”
His face did not change. “Yes! It’s very… intense.”
“Intense?”
“Rich. Deep. Memorable.” He took another spoonful like a soldier. His smile was trembling. “Really… leaves an impression.”
You beamed, humming as you sat next to him. He was sweating.
When you weren’t looking, he ever-so-subtly pushed a napkin over the bowl.
But he didn’t stop eating. Slowly. Carefully.
You almost saw his soul leave his body around the halfway point.
He coughed softly and tapped his chest. “This will… definitely strengthen my immune system.”
Still. He finished it.
Because you made it.
And he would never—never—let your effort go to waste.
He only excused himself ten minutes later to “get fresh air” and not to sip a full bottle of antacid.
🧃 KUROO TETSURO
You placed the bowl in front of him with a satisfied smirk. “I made it just for you.”
“Aw, you do love me,” Kuroo cooed.
He took a dramatic sip.
Choked.
Paused.
You leaned in, wide-eyed. “Do you like it?”
Kuroo’s mouth opened, then closed again. He looked at the bowl like it had offended his ancestors.
“Wow. That’s… wow. My taste buds weren’t ready. It’s… an experience.”
You tilted your head.
He nodded slowly. “Like drinking ocean water, but with affection.”
Still, the man was determined.
He squared his shoulders, took another bite, and gave you a thumbs-up with a wincing smile. “Salty, but sexy. Just like you.”
You cracked up.
He finished it, though his soul looked like it ascended from his body by the last spoonful.
And afterward, he whispered under his breath, “I’m gonna need three water bottles and a prayer.”
🧂 KITA SHINSUKE
You weren’t sure if he’d say anything.
Kita always had that unreadable, composed face.
He took a careful sip.
Blink.
You clasped your hands on the table. “Do you like it?”
He looked straight at you. “It’s very salty.”
Your heart skipped. “Oh?”
“But,” he continued, tone steady, “if you made it for me with your own hands, I’ll eat it all.”
And he did.
Bite after bite. He didn’t wince. Didn’t grimace. Just calmly took it like it was punishment he willingly accepted.
“Next time,” he said after he finished, wiping his mouth with a napkin, “maybe a little less salt. But thank you.”
You almost felt bad.
Almost.
Because he was too polite. Too sincere. Too strong.
…He totally drank a gallon of water later, though.
(IN A WORLD OF BOYS HE'S A GENTLEMAN)
🥣 SUNA RINTAROU
He stared at the soup.
He stared at you.
Then took a bite.
His face didn’t change. At all.
You blinked. “Do you like it?”
Suna nodded slowly. “Yeah. It’s… great. Like swallowing the sea. With a knife.”
You tried not to laugh. “You’re so dramatic.”
He smirked slightly, though his throat moved as he forced himself to swallow again.
He didn’t complain. Didn’t flinch.
You’d almost think he didn’t notice.
Except—
Halfway through, he paused and said with a blank expression:
“Just to be clear… you love me, right?”
You blinked, confused. “Of course.”
“Just making sure,” he said, sipping water. “Because if this is how you treat someone you hate, I need to run.”
Still. He finished the bowl.
Laid down dramatically on the couch like he’d just survived a war.
“Tell me when dessert is ready. But if it’s salt pudding, I’m calling the police.”
i got inspiration after scrolling tiktok
i will not post anything tomorrow so...
take this as a consolation
(pt. 2, What if his lover isnt purely innocent? What if its all calculated?)
Childe (Tartaglia)
He loved how cute you were.
The way you clung to his arm with your big, glossy eyes. The way you pouted and said things like, “Don’t leave me~ I’ll be so lonely…”
It made his heart swell — you were so soft, so delicate, so his.
But things started… changing.
You weren’t just needy — you were vindictive. Anyone who annoyed you disappeared from the room shaken, trembling.
One day, his younger brother Teucer nearly tripped over you, and you smiled sweetly. The next day, the boy had a bruised knee and didn’t know how.
“Tonia was being mean to me,” you whispered, snuggled into Childe’s chest. “She laughed when I fell.”
You didn’t have to say more.
He dealt with it.
But that night, as he watched you humming while drawing something in a little red notebook — a list of names, crossed out, complete with little skulls — he felt something crawl under his skin.
“You’re not as fragile as you act, are you?” he asked, voice low.
You looked up at him, wide-eyed. “But you like me better this way, right?”
He did.
He hated it.
So he kissed your forehead.
And told himself: “If she’s twisted… at least she’s twisted for me.”
Xiao
At first, your presence gave him peace.
You were small, soft-voiced, always reaching for his hand like you’d float away without it. You called him your “hero.”
He didn’t understand affection, but you made him feel… anchored.
But things changed.
One day, he heard you humming behind a pillar. A strange sound, like you were talking to someone — but you were alone.
“He was mean to me, so I broke his toy,” you giggled.
He saw the broken hilichurl mask in your hand — not dropped in battle, but smashed, repeatedly. With intent.
He stepped closer, eyes sharp. “What did you do?”
You turned, smiled so sweetly, and tugged his sleeve.
“Nothing bad. Don’t worry. You protect me, remember?”
He froze.
Something in your voice — that lilt of innocence — it was wrong.
He didn’t leave.
But he never let his back face you again.
Cyno
You were dramatic, clingy, full of ridiculous excuses. He scolded you like a tired teacher with a mischievous student.
But he always gave in.
He thought your chaos was harmless.
Until someone was arrested.
For threatening you, you said. But there were… gaps in the story. Inconsistencies.
He dug deeper. Your witness statements, delivered in your cute, pouty tone, didn't line up.
“Why did you say they pushed you?” he asked.
You blinked up at him. “They did, emotionally.”
“That's not a crime.”
“It felt like it.”
Cyno stared. For once, he had no joke.
“If you lie again, I’ll find out.”
You smiled.
“You won’t leave though… will you?”
He didn’t answer.
And that silence scared him more than any of your words.
Kaeya
You were a breath of twisted air.
Every pout, every dramatic sigh — he thought it was a game. Something he could match, even beat.
But he didn’t realize the game was rigged.
He caught you once in the library, whispering to someone in a broken voice, tears in your eyes.
He felt concern — until he saw the way your eyes sharpened the moment they looked away.
You were acting.
“You’re a little monster in disguise,” he murmured later, twirling a lock of your hair around his finger.
You leaned in, lips brushing his ear.
“You’re not afraid of monsters. You sleep with one every night.”
He laughed. Of course he did.
But his arm tightened around your waist — not to hold you close, but to remind himself you were real.
And maybe, if he kept you close enough, the monster wouldn’t turn on him.
Albedo
You always had tantrums. Pouts. Teary-eyed “nobody loves me” routines. He treated it clinically — like a pattern.
Until one day, someone went missing after an argument with you.
And you just tilted your head. “They shouldn’t have yelled at me. That’s all.”
He examined your room while you napped. Drawings. Pages of notes about people. How to make them crack. How to make them break.
When he confronted you, you didn’t cry.
You just smiled, lazy and sweet.
“Is this part of your experiment, too?”
He paused.
“Maybe,” he said quietly. “But this time, I’m the subject.”
Ayato
He noticed something first in your staff.
They were always nervous. You smiled too much. Asked for too little. Acted too innocent.
But he was busy. He wanted to believe you were just needy. Sweet. A little dramatic.
Until he caught you bribing someone.
And then blackmailing another.
All while sucking on a candy and saying things like, “Oops! Did I do that?”
“You’re not fragile,” he said one night. “You’re calculated.”
You crawled onto his lap, whispering,
“But I only do it so I can keep you.”
He held your chin and stared into your eyes.
“I don’t know whether I should punish you… or make you my second-in-command.”
He kissed you.
He didn’t decide.
Diluc
You clung to his arm like a sleepy kitten, your voice always soft, your tone gentle. You asked for attention in the smallest ways: a tug on his sleeve, a pout, a single tear.
And he gave it to you. Every time.
But slowly… he noticed things.
One of his bartenders suddenly quit, saying they were “afraid.” You had only smiled sweetly when asked.
Customers who flirted with him too long didn’t return.
He found a scarf of his, stolen from his room, hidden in your drawer — carefully folded next to a candle and a dried flower.
He confronted you gently. He always was gentle with you.
“You’re scaring people. Is that really what you want?”
Your lips trembled. Your voice cracked.
“I don’t want them. I want you.”
“You’re mine, Diluc. They shouldn’t look at you like that.”
His throat tightened.
He wanted to say it was wrong.
He wanted to say it was dangerous.
Instead, he reached for your hand and whispered,
“Don’t let that side of you grow. Please. Don’t make me choose.”
Kaveh
You acted helpless, like a delicate flower blown by the wind. Every little inconvenience turned into a catastrophe. Every wrong look made you burst into fake tears.
And Kaveh — emotional, soft-hearted, too empathetic — always believed you.
But it started to unravel.
He saw the broken dish you claimed “just slipped.”
He saw the way you smiled when someone was humiliated after upsetting you.
He overheard your voice, saccharine sweet, whispering threats like lullabies.
He confronted you in the dark.
“Are you… hurting people? To make me feel sorry for you?”
You blinked at him with glassy eyes, stepping closer.
“But Kaveh… I love how you protect me. You only hold me tight when I cry.”
He almost collapsed under the weight of guilt. You weren’t just playing him.
You were weaponizing his kindness.
And worst of all?
He still loved you.
And he hated himself for it.
Zhongli
You were refined, sweet, soft-spoken. He thought your childlike behavior was a remnant of your youth — a reminder that even mortals needed to be cherished.
But then, rumors began to circle.
Servants too afraid to speak. Diplomats who avoided your gaze.
And you… always smiling. Always so innocent.
He watched as you scolded someone in private — your voice not raised, but twisted. Cold.
He watched the fear in their eyes.
When he approached, you turned with the same sugary tone.
“Zhongli~ I was just having a little talk. They were being mean.”
His hands folded calmly behind his back. But his tone was sharper.
“Your actions do not reflect the virtues of patience… or mercy.”
You pouted. “But I’m just a girl. I didn’t mean it that way.”
He stared into your eyes, unreadable.
“The mask you wear… is not made of porcelain. It is made of control.”
He still held you close.
But he never let his guard down again.
Kazuha
You were clingy, soft, like a petal drifting on wind. You cried when he left. You whined when he trained. You asked him to promise you everything.
He thought it was sweet. He thought he was protecting a fragile soul.
But then he started noticing how people around you suffered.
A merchant accused of stealing. A friend suddenly shunned.
Your voice was always babyish, always sad.
“They were mean to me, Kazuha… they said I was too much…”
But then he found a letter. A threat. From you.
Written in elegant calligraphy, folded neatly beneath your pillow.
He didn’t speak.
That night, you sat beside him by the river, looking up with wide eyes.
“Are you mad?”
“I’m just a little selfish sometimes, aren’t I?”
He gently tucked a flower behind your ear.
“Even the gentlest breeze can carry poison.”
He never stopped loving you.
But part of his soul mourned something he couldn’t quite name.
Thoma
You pouted for sweets, cried when ignored, and constantly begged for affection. He gave it to you willingly. He liked taking care of people.
Especially you.
You were sweet. Or so he thought.
But soon, every small inconvenience became a dramatic performance.
And the way others avoided you — or seemed haunted by your smile — became impossible to ignore.
One day, he found a letter you had written to his landlord, falsely accusing a neighbor of assaulting you.
The man had been evicted. Ruined.
Thoma felt his heart stop.
“Why would you do that?” he asked.
You looked up at him from the couch, blanket around your shoulders.
“I needed you to care again. You weren’t hugging me like you used to.”
He took a shaky breath.
“That’s not how you get love…”
“Well it worked, didn’t it?”
And he hated himself — because it did.
Itto
At first, he thought you were just fun-sized chaos.
You pouted, stomped your feet, demanded snacks — he loved it. You made him laugh every day.
He proudly called you his “tiny terror.”
But one day, he saw how you handled a kid who beat you in a game.
You pulled them aside. Smiled.
The next day, the kid cried every time they saw you.
Another time, he heard you say,
“I’m just a girl! No one should blame me for what happened.”
When a whole food stall had been destroyed — by you. Intentionally.
“Wait a minute…” he muttered. “You wanted them to suffer?”
You batted your lashes, climbing into his lap.
“But Ittooo~ They hurt me first.”
“I only did what I had to do!”
He hesitated. His big hands gripped your waist.
“You're scary sometimes… but dang it, I love you anyway.”
“Just promise you won’t hurt anyone who doesn’t deserve it, alright?”
You promised.
And he believed you.
Even when he probably shouldn’t have.
Sae acts cold, but when you stomp your feet and dramatically cry, “You’re ignoring me again!!” he sighs, lifts you up without a word, and sets you on his lap.
You nuzzle against his neck while he’s reviewing training footage, and though he pretends to ignore your baby talk, he subtly turns the volume down just for you.
He secretly buys you your favorite snacks and tells Rin not to touch them.
(What if their lover is childish, what is their reactions?)
Childe, Xiao, Cyno, Kaeya, Albedo, Ayato, Diluc, Kaveh, Zhongli, Kazuha, Thoma, Itto
okay this may not be perfect
Dark twist ver
Childe (Tartaglia)
Loves it. Enables it.
“You wanna be carried? Sure, hop on.”
He spoils you without shame and finds your pouty demands adorable. Your clinginess feeds his ego. You whine? He chuckles and gives in. You cry? Someone’s getting hurt.
You're sitting on his lap sideways, arms crossed, refusing to look at him.
“What’s wrong this time, snowflake?” he asks, grin already forming.
You mumble, “You were gone too long.”
He just laughs and pulls you closer, one hand sliding up your back.
“I told you it was a mission,” he coos, kissing your cheek, “You missed me that bad, huh?”
You nod with the smallest whimper.
“Alright, alright. Tonight’s just us. I’ll even let you sleep on top of me like a weighted blanket, deal?”
You brighten immediately. He smirks — mission successful. His brat is happy again.
Xiao
Internally panics.
He doesn’t get it, but he tries. You pull on his sleeve, demand attention, and he freezes.
“What… are you doing?”
Eventually, he just accepts it with a quiet sigh and softening gaze. You’re strange — but somehow, you ease his pain.
You cling to his arm while he meditates. At first, he pretends to ignore you.
“Xiaooo,” you drawl, tugging.
“I’m concentrating.”
“I’m lonely.”
He finally opens his eyes and looks at you — not angry, just tired.
“What do you want me to do?”
You point to the ground next to you: “Sit here. Just… exist next to me.”
He hesitates, then moves without a word.
When your head ends up on his lap, he tenses — but doesn’t move.
“…You’re annoying,” he mutters.
You grin. He didn’t push you away. You won
Cyno
Surprisingly patient — but confused.
He stares blankly when you whine over something small.
“That’s… not how logic works.”
But over time, he adjusts. He brings you plushies “for stress regulation” and lets you cling to him without question. Secretly thinks it’s cute.
You dramatically flop onto his paperwork pile.
“Nooo one loves me~”
“I do,” he says instantly, without looking up.
“Then why are you ignoring me?”
“I’m not. I’m finishing this report to protect you, so you don’t get arrested for tax evasion.”
You blink. “Wait—what taxes?”
He gives you a deadpan look. “Exactly. That’s why I do the paperwork.”
Then he pulls you into his lap like a sack of rice, continuing to write.
“You can sit here. But behave. Or I’ll tickle you to death.”
Kaeya
Completely entertained.
“Aw, poor thing~ do you need a kiss or three?”
He feeds your drama like it’s gourmet. Teases you, carries you, even talks to you like a spoiled brat on purpose just to see your tantrums. Loves every second.
You pout at him during a fancy event.
“You’re not paying attention to me.”
He smirks. “Sweetheart, I’m hosting a diplomatic banquet.”
“Don’t care.”
He raises a brow, then excuses himself mid-conversation to walk over.
“What do you want me to do?”
“Hold my hand. Right now.”
He chuckles, kisses your knuckles, and slides an arm around your waist.
“Demanding, dramatic, and dangerously adorable,” he whispers. “Just my type.”
Albedo
Gently indulgent.
He doesn’t react dramatically, but he notices everything. He adjusts his tone, softens his words, and gives you space to be childish — while subtly guiding you with logic.
“You can throw your tantrum first. Then we’ll talk.”
You tug on the end of his coat like a child.
“Albedo, I’m bored. Entertain me.”
“Hmm.” He puts down his quill. “You wish to be stimulated… intellectually or emotionally?”
You stare at him blankly.
“Emotionally!” you say. “With cuddles.”
He sighs softly, amused. Then he lifts you into his lap with mechanical ease.
“Let’s explore this emotional attachment then,” he murmurs, pressing a kiss to your temple.
Ayato
Amused, but strategic.
“Are you pouting again? Shall I cancel your dessert?”
He sees it as part of your charm and manages you like he manages diplomats — with luxury and light threats. He lets you be childish… as long as you're still his.
You lay dramatically across his office couch, groaning.
“No one appreciates me~”
He glances up from his tea, entirely unbothered.
“That’s incorrect. I provide you with daily adoration, three gifts a week, and imported mochi.”
“But not enough attention!”
He sets the cup down, approaches, and scoops you into his arms effortlessly.
“You want attention? Fine. I’ll cancel everything today — for you.”
He pauses.
“But you better earn it. By feeding me those strawberry candies you hoard.”
Diluc
Internally screaming, but outwardly calm.
You cling to him like a koala, and he just sighs softly.
“You’re impossible… but fine.”
He’s not used to it, but secretly likes how open you are. He pretends to be annoyed — he’s not.
You throw yourself at him while he’s dressing for a formal event.
“Don’t goooo.”
“I’ll be gone an hour,” he murmurs. “Just an hour.”
“Too long. I’ll die of boredom.”
He lets out a tired breath and holds you close, hand stroking your hair.
“You’re impossible.”
“I’m cute.”
He gives the ghost of a smile. “Yes… you’re ridiculously cute.”
Then he hands you a book. “Read this until I return. Highlight every word you like. I’ll read them back to you later.”
You perk up immediately. He's got you wrapped around his finger. So why does he look more flustered?
AHHH HE'S JUST ""CHEF'S KISS"
Kaveh
Matches your energy. Dramatically.
“Oh? You’re upset? I’m upset! I just broke another cup!”
You pout — he pouts louder. You cry — he throws a pillow. It becomes chaotic. Everyone hates it. You two love it. Drama royalty x2.
You cry because you dropped your donut. He cries with you.
“This world is so cruel! That donut had potential!”
You throw yourself dramatically on the floor.
“Everything’s ruined!”
He joins you.
“We deserve better!”
Alhaitham walks in. Sees both of you fake sobbing over a pastry. Leaves without a word.
Kaveh turns to you.
“Let’s go buy five more. And then you can sit on my lap while I file building permits.”
“Deal.”
Zhongli
Patient beyond mortal comprehension.
You throw a tantrum in Liyue Harbor and he doesn’t blink.
“Are you done, my love? Now let us proceed.”
He talks to you like a king calming a royal baby. You cling to him — he lets you. You whine — he brews tea.
You whine at him mid-conversation with Ningguang.
“Zhoooongliiii~ I’m sleepy~”
He nods politely to her and excuses himself.
He kneels before you.
“Shall I carry you home, or would you prefer a tea break first?”
You pout. “Carry.”
“As you wish.”
He carries you through the harbor bridal-style like it’s nothing. Everyone stares. He’s unfazed.
“Being childish is not a flaw,” he says gently. “It is a mark of innocence still alive in this world.”
Kazuha
Soft, poetic understanding.
You jump on his back? He carries you like the wind.
“Even the childlike spirit is a treasure the world needs.”
He smiles, writes a haiku about your pout, and sings lullabies. Absolute comfort zone.
You yank his sleeve as he plays his flute.
“I’m boooored.”
“Ah,” he smiles, “Shall I compose something just for you?”
“No. I want snacks. And a poem.”
“Both, then.”
He carries you to a shady tree, gives you dango, and rests your head on his shoulder.
“A flower pouts / Demanding sweet attention / I offer peace.”
You blink. “Did you just haiku me into submission?”
He grins. “Always.”
Thoma
King of pampering.
“Oh no, are you sleepy already? Come here, I’ll carry you home.”
He packs snacks, band-aids, and tissues in case you cry or scrape your knee. Cooks your comfort food and wraps you in blankets. Gives piggyback rides everywhere.
You fake cry. Loudly.
“I stubbed my toe! I’ll never walk again!”
He immediately runs over, scoops you up like a baby, and kisses your forehead.
“You poor thing! Do you need medical attention? A warm bath? A mochi emergency?”
You blink. “I was joking.”
He gives you a serious look.
“In this house, we treat stubbed toes like war wounds.”
Then he tucks you in, gives you hot chocolate, and kisses your toes. “For healing.”
You may never leave his arms again.
Itto
Even MORE childish.
You pout? He pouts louder. You want candy? He’s already running to buy it.
“Wanna ride on my shoulders while we yell at birds? YEAH?? LET’S GO!!”
Together, you two are an unstoppable force of chaos. Everyone else suffers. You two are thriving.
“Hey!” you yell, pointing at the sky. “That cloud looked at me funny!”
“WHAT? WHICH ONE??”
He runs outside swinging his club. “YOU WANNA FIGHT, FLUFF PUFF??”
You laugh so hard you can’t breathe.
He stomps back in. “Don’t worry, babe. I scared it off.”
Then he scoops you up and spins you.
“You’re my favorite little bean, y’know that?”
He spoils you rotten and matches your energy tenfold.
Chaos? Yes. Love? Absolute
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UMM CHAT AM I DOING IT RIGHT YEA? CURRENTLY TRYING TO HUSTLE BUT IS IT GOOD ENOUGH????