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When Trent Reznor fucks me like an animal, he doesn't mean he'll use evil animal magic to make me an animal that he will then fuck? Right??

queer-as-city-folk

Because I want to be human when that happens

queer-as-city-folk

....

An IRL saw this post and texted me on discord asking if I was drunk...

cannibalcaprine

well are you

queer-as-city-folk

Well, not yet

cannibalcaprine

sounds like you should get on that probably

queer-as-city-folk

Just wait a week, I'm at work right now

guiltfactory

"which ship/character is this post about?" sorry that one was actually about my stupid bad real life

byjove

I totally support disarming households where domestic violence is occurring. I know that is a controversial and opinion with a nuanced discussion surrounding it. A single call should be enough for there to be noooooo more guns in the residence. Gun deaths go up significantly when there is a gun in the residence. It usually ends in a homicide or a suicide, sometimes both. In the rare event that a victim shoots their abuser, they are drug through the courts like a fucking dog. Guns do not defuse arguments, they escalate them so quickly and so often. I’m so tired of known violent abusers being allowed their guns or having them briefly confiscated and immediately returned while people who were convicted of nonviolent felonies are not allowed to own guns at all. Either we’re disarming people who pose an active risk to others or we’re approving of family violence related homicides.

evilnicegirl

recently my plug has offered free weed for:

bunch of ice

mw2 double xp tokens

evilnicegirl

new fetch quest dropped

evilnicegirl

loth-caatgirl

whitepeopletwitter

catboygirljoker

(via orc-sign-language)

derinthescarletpescatarian

First humans ever to leave the solar system suddenly drop out of communications and the ship can't be found with any equipment. After one month of no contact their home countries start reluctantly holding funerals for the space heroes only for them all to turn up, healthy, well fed and extremely disoriented, in the middle of Tokyo, talking about alien abduction. Turns out that aliens found the poor humans straying out of their solar system, presumably lost, and took them to Alien Wildlife Rehabilitation before dumping them back in the middle of their native habitat.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#bonus points if none if the crew are Japanese#aliens just dropped where they thought was best

I literally just googled "city with the highest population"

marlynnofmany

I’ll bet they have cool new tattoos that turn out to be tracking devices too. Just in case these spirited individuals try to make another break for it.

teal-deer

... do the tats make them stupid popular, like that time scientists gave birds tracker anklets and it accidentally made them ultra fuckable

marlynnofmany

Let’s say yes. Those alien scientists are learning so much, and none of it is accurate.

hypotheticalpeople

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

headspace-hotel

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

mummies? genus of the zombie family. the two are not taxonomically exclusive groups, educate yourself

kaiyeti

Also skeletons by that logic.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

A lot of people make this mistake actually! ‘Skeleton’ can refer to any individual member of the family Zombie that has shed its fleshy exoskeleton. It’s just an unlife cycle stage, but because of its distinct appearance we refer to it by a separate common name (similar to how a ‘black panther’ is just a colour variant of leopards and jaguars, not a separate species).

mortimermcmirestinks

Okay, so I think this is a point of confusion.

The term “zombie” is both a technical term, referring to a family, and a common name, referring to a genus.

The family Zombie is a broad, overarching group that includes the genus that many people call zombie (Ghoulus, not to be confused with Ghouli, the unrelated genus of the Ghala family which also includes bogeymen and some ghosts*) as well as the Mummy genus (Pyrima), the spore-zombie genus (Fungan) and a few others.

The colloquial term “Zombie” is the common term for the genus Ghoulus, which is in the family Zombie and includes Ghoulus romero (the walking zombie), Ghoulus snydera (the running zombie), and Ghoulus smithi (the vampiric zombie, also called the legendary zombie).

Interestingly, there are several things called “zombies” that are neither Ghoulus nor Zombie, including the dancing zombie (Jacksoni thrillera), which is more closely related to (although not currently actually in the same family as) clowns.

*Note: the ghosts in the Ghala family are not true ghosts. True ghosts are in the order Spectere, which is entirely unrelated to Ghouli, Ghoulus, Pyrima, and Fungan. Ghala “ghosts” are given the common name ghost because of their superficial similarity to true ghosts.

Important note: sometimes you’ll see people claiming that zombies are domesticated! They are not! Some zombies can be tamed (like Ghoulus romero), but zombies are wild animals and might hurt you if you approach them! Leave them alone and don’t feed them!

s0lar-nexus

are there any domestic ghosts?

mortimermcmirestinks

this is a great question! here’s the answer:

the closest to a domesticated ghost we have is the house ghost, Phantome domus (sometimes classified as a distinct subspecies Phantome domus domesticus).

P. domus is interesting because it’s like housecats – they are technically domesticated (scans have shown that the fight-or-flight response, like in domesticated animals, is weaker in P. domus than in related species like P. majestica, the manor ghost, or P. more, the cemetary ghost), but evidence suggests that it’s a naturalistic co-evolution rather than an intentional domestication process like with sheep or dogs.

If a house ghost takes up residence in your home, they are completely safe unless treated in an inhumane way. There is a stereotype of house ghosts that they are dangerous or volatile, but this is usually due to confusion with other species, especially the common poltergeist (Sellaruptor vulgaris) or vengeance spirit (Phantome odium).

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Ghostbusters remake but they’re biologists running a catch and release program

ladynoveldragon

I love scientifically explained fantasy. It is so much fun exploring the fantasy world in terms of biological phenomena.

mousidy

if you lose interest in a trans woman when you find out she has a vagina then die

mousidy

we're not sex toys we're people 👍

mousidy

oh noooo you can't fit her into the "tranny shemale futanari dickgirl" sexual archetype OR the "pure, Natural cis woman crafted by god" sexual archetype? you have to respect her as a person rather than as a sex object? fuuuuck that must be really hard for you I'm sorry

mousidy

it's funny that both trans and cis women alike are reduced to our genitals, but with trans women it's especially extreme. transness is thought of as infinitely worse than cisness in every way, so why would you ever desire a trans woman if not to play with her one unique feature? and if she doesn't, or can't, put out, what's the point of her? what value does she even have?

segamascott

tpwrtrmnky

sometimes it occurs to me that while "get bottom surgery and then use a strapon" is an obvious course of action for many trans lesbians, a lot of cis people would be extremely confused by the suggestion that someone would do this.