Caballo

[heylsgowt]

[champagnexowishes]

[swanlakereturns]

of course it would be terrible for the great serpent to give birth that's why we can't allow it to happen ever ever ever ever [beat] unless

[dragongirlsnout]

(mad) she fucked the great serpent!

[girltalk]

𝑎 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙.

𝑎 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑑 𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙.

𝑎 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑙𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑦 𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

[segamascott]

[loveridden1999]

[ihatepissvortex]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

[averagejoey2000]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

well damn . egg on my face

[dingdongyouarewrong]

THE PLOT THICKENS @averagejoey2000 explain yourself

[mewnbuns]

a man who sweet-talks your pussy while he’s sinking into her, stretching her out, murmuring about how well and sweet she takes it 🩷

[theconcealedweapon]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly

[lesbian-toddhoward]

now rebloggable. fuck with me

[yosaplyop-deactivated20230729]

Why the fish

[wizardgoblin]

The fish is what makes the post rebloggable

[theonlycabbage]

The fish is what makes this post fuckable

[mapswithoutwyoming]

happy flat fag friday

[dogpuppy]

[zekedms]

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

[poupon]

That's because they stuck these bad boys to them

[zekedms]

Oh wow, that IS better.

[la-metresa]

If i screenshot something dont u dare give me a pop up screen. Ya acting like the feds n i dont like that shit. @tumblr