Lachrymal Malady

whatever resonates with me

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[epiphainie]

lowkey obsessed with my own blog. it has all my favorite things and all the opinions i agree with. best place on the internet maybe ever

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[beardedmrbean]

Scientists invented a fake disease. AI told people it was real: Nature.com

I'm a bit frightened for the time when someone less ethical than the person that did this decides to repeat the experiment but leave out the part where they come in later and announce that it was fake and people wind up diagnosed with the fake condition and all kinds of wacky hi jinks ensues.

[pmamtraveller]

weeping willow

[depsidase]

[baturday]

[baturday]

Baby bat gets the hiccups

[jawnsolo-deactivated20130425]

i giggled like a schoolgirl

[gentlemanbones]

“I hope the ASPCA isn’t watching.”

[dragkingandreweldritch]

“I really did not mean to do that.”

[mothgoggles-deactivated20210706]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

[nerdofnerds]

Audio Transcript:

Male voice off-camera: It’s important for bats to avoid dehydration. If you are a bat and you’re watching this video, make sure you drink at least 8 spoonfuls of water a day. [murmuring] That’s, uh…that’s a little bit-Ooh! 

[bat begins drinking] Oh, is that good? Yeah! Yeah…Oh yeah. Mm-mm. Now don’t look at me like that. Ahha…Now that’s really nice, very good.

Bat: [squeaks as it begins hiccuping]

Man: Now don’t drink too fast-[cut off by another squeak, two squeaks follow before he speaks again]…Got the hiccups. A Bat Has The Hiccups. [squeak] Okay. I hope the ASPCA isn’t watching. I gave a baby bat the hiccups. I really [squeak] did not mean to do that.

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is too good for this world

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[oars-deactivated20220516]

i wish we were all little cells making cell noises like lalalalaalaalee lala

[morvay]

um I'm pretty sure cells don't make sounds or noises

[oars-deactivated20220516]

cells are crying and whimpering every day

[girltown420]

have a good rest of ur scroll & i hope u live a long life & i hope all ur dreams come true farewell

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[qcharlie]

please god watch this right now

[fangirltothefullest]

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

[minimalistgrufti]

“I treat myself like I would my daughter. I brush her hair, wash her laundry, tuck her in goodnight. Most importantly, I feed her. I do not punish her. I do not berate her, leave tears staining her face. I do not leave her alone. I know she deserves more. I know I deserve more.”

— Michelle K., I Know I Deserve More. (via sadlittlewords)

[caden]

When u hear your friend john talking shit about someone but you’re in church so you tell him to tone it down:

[caden]

[markovchaingang]

hey you. teenage girl writing in her diary. quit talking about the boy you have a crush on and start writing about the current political situation, the valuation of currencies, and the level of technology your people hold. your diary might be the only piece of evidence our society existed after nuclear war fries all of our data backups. future historians don't need to know about damian, they need at least a secondhand accounts of the great water wars and whether or not your leaders truly did worship a deity called "the free hand of the market"

[mothnem]

Keep writing about your crush Teenaged Girl. About your clothes, and how that other girl wore the same dress as you. Paint me a picture of what you were like.

[enchantedlantern]

Historians are going to hear about Damian and they're gonna LIKE IT

[therealbeachfox]

Make those future Historians reverse engineer the socioeconomic hierarchies of the 21st century from dreamy descriptions of Damian's current fashions. It's giving them enrichment.

[vaspider]

Talk about the things you want to talk about. You never know what mysteries your diary might solve in future generations bc you are the only person who talks about something that other people thought was too obvious to talk about, like whatever that third condiment dish that used to be on the table with salt and pepper was for.

[segamascott]

[only-cat-memes]

[blackswallowtailbutterfly]

She was a scrunkly! :D