Totally Sieglinde.

[mimihatsune-deactivated20210719]

Im going to commit die because of this

“Sebastion”

What did I do to deserve this so early in the morning?

[lady-beatorichee]

I just came back and you do this to me.

[kuroshitsujisucks]

me: (some opinion on seb)

sebaciel shipper, crawling out of the Hell Hole™: ah, yes, my friend! sebastian is-

me, grabbing my nearest weapon: go back to the shadow

[lady-beatorichee]

Get away from my house, Demons! *yeets salt to Sebastian fans*

[targetwetales]

i work in a pet store. a woman was looking at our bettas and asked me whether one was male or female. i told her that they were all male, because they are- our company only orders male bettas. she looked at me incredulously and pointed at one and asked, “even this one?” i was like “…yes, why?” “it’s pink, though! why is the male fish pink?” i swear, she was borderline angry at me. i didn’t know how to explain that fish genetics don’t adhere to human gender roles

[cubyrop]

the cis: but what about BIOLOGY also the cis: but… why is the pink fish MALE??

[nerdfighterwhatevernumbers]

oh boy wait til they hear about flamingos

[anakinkshamer]

“The barbie franchise enforces gender stereotypes”

Ken is literally a trophy husband to a successful rich beautiful business woman but okay go off I guess

[anakinkshamer]

makin this come back around again bc happy birthday barbie u intelligent gorgeous woman

[tobosoofficial]

[mimihatsune-deactivated20210719]

Sebastian as kyubey is something I never knew I needed-

[lady-beatorichee]

Sebastard as Kyubey will give me nightmares.

[lady-beatorichee]

I am back

My life went kinda downhill.

My mother kicked me out, and almost committed suicide over her abuse.

Not only that, but a dude that was like 50 tried to sexually assault me and also tried to drag me to his car to God knows what...

I am currently staying with my aunt in Italy.

[zwischendenstuehlen]

Have you ever wondered where books come from?

Well then, let me show you, because that’s what I do for a living.

Right now, it’s this time of the year, and the little ones have just freshly hatched:

You’ll notice they’re still blind and naked when they hatch. So I make them little coats to keep them warm during their first winter:

See how they happily line up to put them on:

See? Better. Now they’re ready to go and explore the world.

And if they make it through the winter and we take good care of them, they will grow up to be strong and wise like their older fellows:

So, in case you were ever wondering, now you know.

[bluelightseven-deactivated20140]

[allofthefeelings]

As a Publishing Professional I can say that this is 10000% accurate, and I am a little concerned you’re just giving away all of our industry secrets on Tumblr.

[neil-gaiman]

I am a famousy awards-winning author of BOOKS and I endorse this post.

[somethingfangirly]

I am literally crying from how cute this is

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

IMPORTANT BOOK KNOWLEDGE!

[antique-scarecrow]

i cannot believe this post reached neil fucking gaiman 

[thehaveits]

New rule: ur not aloud to be a goth if youre transphobic

[sexin-my-xbox]

Additional rule: being transphobic is not punk rock

[skoomapipe]

also note: transphobia isn’t metal either

[ursa-mediocre]

You can’t be counter culture while beholden to the toxic prejudices of the dominant culture that’s not how it works.

[snackwizard]

a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore

by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore 

never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.

find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.

talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore

picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else

if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

… 8|

That’s some pretty good advice. I don’t know what’s left of my humor after ‘guess I’ll just die’ jokes but it’s worth a shot.

[snackwizard]

Personally i went from “guess I’ll die” jokes to “IF I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES I PROMISE YOU I WILL BUY JUST, AN ARRAY OF CLOTHES.” and other wild hyperbolic stuff. Just replace the death part with something ridiculous and off topic. Its very entertaining

[808lien]

This also works with calling myself things like stupid, worthless, trash, etc. Even if you do this jokingly to yourself, your brain still believes it, and keeps up the cycle. Seriously, I found that when I stopped saying these things about myself, even jokingly, it made a massive difference.

[maramahan]

Here’s a tip I picked up from a friend that’s helped me a lot — replace self deprecating jokes with ironically self aggrandizing jokes

Like every time I trip and fall, instead of saying “l’m just a disaster human” I say “I’m the epitome of grace and beauty”

Or like, when I draw a picture I’m not 100% happy with, instead of saying “my art is trash” I say something like “you know I think it’s time we replaced the Mona Lisa”

When you do that you get to make a joke, but you’re ALSO getting practice building yourself up, y’know?

And eventually it becomes a reflex and you get so used to it that you can say nice stuff about yourself even when you AREN’T joking

[jkl-fff]

[scottjate]

This is so important

[dein0nychus]

I started doing this and its made SUCH a positive impact on my mental health do it if you’re struggling it will feel like God himself hath caressed thy cheek gently and Softly

[boppis]

How dare you make me use my humor coping mechanism in a positive, appropriate, and healthy matter?!?

[autistickatsuki-moved-deactivat]

Time to start drama: Sebastian Michaelis isn’t hot :/

[ciel-phantomhive-bocchan]

I mean, isn’t that the truth?

[galaxypulse2567]

He’s not. He’s drop dead gorgeous.

[autistickatsuki-moved-deactivat]

Ur wrong he’s an ugly man who’s too long

[ciel-phantomhive-bocchan]

The only part I agree with that statement is “He’s drop dead”.

[autistickatsuki-moved-deactivat]

Sebastian Michaelis Is Too Dead To Be Pretty

[ciel-phantomhive-bocchan]

Sebasstard Bitchaelis

[galaxypulse2567]

Atleastheisntunderage what

[ciel-phantomhive-bocchan]

I don’t quite understand what being or not being underage has to do with anything but okay?

[galaxypulse2567]

Lol I was trying to see if anyone was gonna make the joke about Sebastian being like a thousand or so. Everyone’s got their fav character. I’m not gonna judge. :3

[ciel-phantomhive-bocchan]

Well he is ancient, but that’s not what makes him Sebass

[galaxypulse2567]

Again, no judgement. Ciel’s an adorable brat, and I would totally adopt him. Even had a little crush on him first time I watched Black Butler. He’s got such precious eyes! 😍

[ciel-phantomhive-bocchan]

I like Ciel but I’m too old for him (that sounds like I’m ancient - I’m only 19), he’s more like my baby

[galaxypulse2567]

Oh my goodness, I would adopt that child. I say it all the time. I’m too old for him too, so I would so adopt that baby boy. Oh my word.

[ciel-phantomhive-bocchan]

On the same page with that one.Adopt him, spoil him.Protecc him from this cruel world.

[galaxypulse2567]

This little baby needs a good home. But I have a feeling that if he were to read these comments, he would just brush us off and walk off. LOL

[ciel-phantomhive-bocchan]

The baby wants to give off the impression of independence

[oonit-deactivated20221103]

#AdoptAnEarl2018

[ciel-phantomhive-bocchan]

We have to make this a cause

[grell-blood-thirsty-sutcliffe]

Gotta add my salt and mention that Sebastian is the most beautiful man I’ve ever laid eyes on and Ciel is the true evil in this world. Literally. He’s more demonic than Sebastian. I question whether or not he even has a soul for Bassy to eat.

[autistickatsuki-moved-deactivat]

He’s a damn green bean he ain’t cute

Ciel is a literal child who’s parents died.

[ciel-phantomhive-bocchan]

I mean they did say they’ll add their salt so I’m assuming this is just salt. Because otherwise… I’m not sure if we’re reading the same thing

[galaxypulse2567]

Can I just butt in and say that I made a go fund me page for adopt-an-earl?

[ciel-phantomhive-bocchan]

Perfect, I’ll fund it with all my soul and all of my 0 money.

[stringsofworms]

The Sebastian hate and love for OurCiel has forced me to reblog this.

[ciel-phantomhive-bocchan]

You’re welcome.

[lady-beatorichee]

If any of you defend Sebasstard once time more... I am killing someone.

#AdoptAnEarl

We need to create a place where we can sacrifice beasts like Sebasstard. They are damaging our society .

[justhurtingalot]

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

[christichris]

This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”

[digitalzzombie]

Great! How do I uninstall it?

[covertlydesperado]

“great! how do i uninstall it?” carries the same vibe as “thanks! i hate it” but more ACTIONABLE bc we gettin our shit together in 2k18

[redadhdventures]

Shout out to my Arabic teacher that looked at us yesterday mid-lesson and said, “I’m worried. You all look exhausted and depressed.”

Of course we were all like, “Oh yeah we’re dead inside, you haven’t noticed?”

And he snapped shut the textbook, threw up his hands and said, “That’s not healthy! No more vocab! Time for dancing!”

And he taught us a dance from Iraq and we danced instead of doing vocab. We didn’t stop dancing until he saw all of us laughing and was satisfied that we were all feeling better. It was perhaps the coolest, most kind-hearted thing I’ve ever seen a college instructor do.

[kiwheee]

OK SO

reblog if you want a doodle based off of ur url every person who reblogs this before november 10th will get one!!

[crayonthegreat-deactivated20210]

nyeheh

[ciels-lingerie]

Vampire!Ciel for @tragicd0ll & @chromehoplite from the Chrome’s fic Renfield!

[chromehoplite-deactivated202309]

Holy jeeeze! Amazing! He’s even more beautiful than I imagined him! Thank you @ciels-lingerie ! Thank you @tragicd0ll !!!!

[le-roi-baleine]

Everyone say she is a bitch so (๑╹ω╹๑ ) No it’s a joke… lizzy is the private bitch of OC

[lady-beatorichee]

"Bae is coming, act natural"

[lady-beatorichee]

Why do I live

Why this

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.