Slowly getting up

Hi! My name is cuttieartgirl. Been slowly putting stuff in here, trying animation now

[the-regressor]

After saving some nobels, Byleth becomes a profressor, then has to zoom round Greg Mach Monastery so they’ll be on time for Smash Bros~!

-Mark

[bone-cement-huffer]

memeception

[hashtagloveloses]

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

[bl00dlikeice]

@caesarianconfection

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

[mommacomms]

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

[pagesofkenna]

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

[animatedamerican]

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

[captainlordauditor]

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

[japhers]

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

[maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit]

I was getting a political compass vibe too

[your-uncle-dave]

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

[politicalcompassmemes]

This works better than I thought it would.

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

This was in my senior project

[kait-the-kitty]

I’m not sorry.

[panickedmartian]

EIGHT MEME COMBO

[smooththegoofyshark]

FATALITY

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

We have officially created a new language 

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

I just had to do it to em

[phoneykin]

THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY

I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

M E M E T E N

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

OwO?

[louchie]

[your-one-true-prince]

W o w

[screamingveryslowly]

You know I had to

[bone-cement-huffer]

I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it

[joyriding-in-the-fandoms]

THIRTEEN!?

[junepop45]

SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”

[astral-ghoul-deactivated2025100]

[moved-to-ancient-gaylienz]

well i added my contribution : )

why—

[fandersunite]

IM SCREAMING

[robynspreciousnest]

This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.

[operahousebookworm]

“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?” “Oh yeah, sure.” “Can you explain it to me?” “I absolutely fucking cannot.”

[sword-and-nightingale]

One does not simply explain this

[sword-and-nightingale]

Edit:

Another freaking layer!!!

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

16 motherfucking layers

[catbxy]

In the future someone’s going to ask me to explain this and I’m going to be at a loss.jpg for words

[three-cheers-for-pretty-odd]

(my response to @biggest-goldiest-spoon & @shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey )

[sword-and-nightingale]

Yo, I added more layers.

24 layers!

[theman-themyth-themoth]

Oh my fucking god-

[sword-and-nightingale]

It took longer to do this than I’m willing to admit.

[butch-of-the-blades]

ICONIC POST

[strawberry-lemonade]

It’s back

[sax-rohmer-1]

I’ve been looking for this post for months

[jbaxteranimator]

Thank you to the Steven Universe community for saying such positive things about this scene, we thought you might like to see the pencil test. These are the shots from “Change Your Mind” that I animated and that Kendra @bcakesbaxter tied down. Thank you Rebecca for letting us be a part of your beautiful show. Thanks to our Drew @poseidonsbitch for scanning it all.

[lady-cuteness]

Remember that meme video I made long ago?...Here is the color version. Hope you guys like it. If you guys haven't figured out Dragalia Lost will soon take over my life XD 

 Also Elisanne x Julietta best couple OTP Change my mind XD

Vine © Thomas Sanders  Characters © Cygames 

EDIT: There was a frame were Euden disappeared for a moment. Edited that.

[silverdrive92]

This may be a bit of a rant but as generous as Dragalia Lost is, imagine having to pay for that Christmas present, getting a dud 5 star or nothing worthwhile with the 1500 Diamantium. While Fire Emblem Heroes literally hands you Two Christmas Cecilia.

I play both games and leading up to today I’ve gotten no 5 stars in Dragalia since Halloween. While Heroes had given me 3 Free Heroes, all 3 of the new Christmas units with F2P orbs and that Stamina potion.

Dragalia may be generous, and more pleasing to the masses but it has the worst rates for a Gacha game I’ve ever seen. Heroes may not have a creative team of developers but everything you summon can be used for something while any dud pulls in Dragalia do close to nothing for you.

Overall: Fire Emblem Heroes is still the better game when statistics are involved.

[lady-cuteness]

Sorry, I will counterargument your thing. You say that FEH is a better game overall because they have a scam gatcha banner ONCE...which all the freaking gacha do this. Also you say it because FEH hands 5 stars for free and have better summon rates...

Sorry to say this, but this is WAY FAR from the truth. Especially lately, since FEH became a P2W mess. Yes, FEH they do hand you free five star, but how do you customized them? By inhereting skills. How you do this? *GASP* By summoning.

The real problem with FEH lately is that you need merges, skills and blessings to make your units works. All of that can be done or by getting the right units or getting merges.

You can counterargument, yes, now we have ar to get merges to f2p units...but now is behind a p2w mess with the new blessings. (seriously, the one who came with that idea needs to get fired).

Also about rates...have you seen FGO and FFBE rates? Those things are horrible and unlike Dragalia, the rates don’t go up if you don’t get a five star.

Also unlike FEH, you don’t need to summon in Dragalia to pass the hardest content. There is a guy who hasn’t summon a freaking single time and has passed the hardest trials and got all the achivements. You can’t do that in FEH.

So I can make a comparison:

FEH:

Pros:

Rates are better

You can get a lot of free units

Some content are easy to pass

It is easier to get into the gacha mode

Cons:

IS doesn’t know how to handle new content (relay defense was such a mess they didn’t bring it back)

Their compensation are freaking laughable now compare to other gachas

The PvP are P2W mess

Stur was released (fuck that guy)

They haven’t changed their greatest issue which is arena, and they only made it worse as time passed

Their only pvp mode which was F2P (Aether Raids) became quickly a P2W mode, which no one was happy.

They haven’t made any real changes except give them more money.

To really customized your heroes it take resourses

Everything is related to summoning

What the heck is wrong with their story?

Now Dragalia.

Pros:

Extremely F2P content

Really generous

They fix the issues really quickly when something is wrong with the game (as FG3000 - The Next Hokage has said, they may have a spy on the reddits XD)

Compensations are incredible

Nice events, a new one coming soon.

No PvP, just cooperative modes (something which is nice)

You don’t need to summon to pass the game

You don’t need to get 5 stars to have a powerful team

You get to know each characters which their stories

The soundtrack is incredible

Cons:

The controls are kinda bad sometimes

The AI is horrible most of the time

The Co-Op is not the best because of conections issues (although the devs have been constantly fixing it)

Its a grind fest (I don’t mind grinding, but a lot of people don’t like it too much)

Rates are bad.

Not the greastest story...but not as bad as FEH xD

The sad thing...FEH is going down a terrible path and their sales are affected by it. Dragalia has made more money these last two months while FEH has done their worst months ever. IS needs to step up their game...or we will not see a third aniversary.

I’m not saying Dragalia is perfect...but at least they are trying to make a better game each month.

[joyouscatus]

You remember that post about the homestuck t-shirt design contest collaborating with hot topic? And how Hot Topic are the biggest art thieves?  This is recent.  As you can see above, I stumbled upon Hot Topic’s website and they are selling a very popular fan art put on a t-shirt, and did not ask permission from the original artist (rismo).

This shows Hot Topic still continues their art thievery.  Hot Topic are still taking art from artists without their permission.  This is disrespectful and appalling.

[languidness-blog-blog-blog]

EXCEPT YOU DID GIVE THEM YOUR PERMISSION.

BY AGREEING TO TERMS AND CONDITIONS ON DEVIANT ART.

THEY SOLD IT TO A THIRD PARTY ROYALTY-FREE.

http://www.deviantart.com/submit/agree

[mythicalpiranha-moved-deactivat]

woah oops deleting my deviantart account

[adu101]

*instantly puts logo on my best pictures*

[girldoesnothing-deactivated2016]

6. Payment Unless otherwise agreed between Artist and deviantART in a writing from deviantART, the license granted to deviantART under this Agreement is royalty-free.

DeviantArt you literal piece of shit

[teaandhoneybees]

Uh what

That’s not okay

[silascaptor-deactivated20210107]

yo okay this is REALLY FUCKING IMPORTANT and imma be deleting my DA very soon because of it.

[popstick]

are you fucking for real

[your-bud-crud-deactivated202112]

Just a heads up for people hosting their designs on DA

[naughtyjester]

Okay. I just read through the “agreement” that DA has implemented, and it is truly heinous. I will not be posting on DA anymore.

———

3. License To Use Artist Materials. As and when Artist Materials are uploaded to the DeviantArt Site(s), Artist grants to DeviantArt a worldwide, royalty-free, non-exclusive license to do the following things during the Term:

a) to prepare and encode Artist Materials or any part of them for digital or analog transmission, manipulation and exhibition in any format and by any means now known or not yet known or invented; (DA  can post them on their website and edit them in any way they see fit)

b) to display, copy, reproduce, exhibit, publicly perform, broadcast, rebroadcast, transmit, retransmit, distribute through any electronic means (including analog and digital) or other means, and electronically or otherwise publish any or all of the Artist Materials, including any part of them, and to include them in compilations for publication, by any and all means and media now known or not yet known or invented ; (They can publish your art in any media, use it to showcase their website or even promote certain groups without your knowledge. For all you know, your art could be promoting the KKK.)

c) to modify, adapt, change or otherwise alter the Artist Materials (e.g., change the size) and use the Artist Materials as described in Section 3(b); and

d) the right to sublicense to any other person or company any of the licensed rights in the Artist Materials, or any part of them, subject to the terms and conditions of this Agreement. (They can edit, change, or otherwise modify your artwork in any way they want, as well as sublicensing it  to third parties, such as Hot Topic.)

e) Artist acknowledges that Artist will not have any right, title, or interest in any other materials with which Artist Materials may be combined or into which all or any portion of Artist Materials may be incorporated. (By posting on FA, you forfeit your right to dispute any third party profits or copyright infringements upon your art.)

f) During the Term, DeviantArt’s licenses under this Agreement include the right to use any part of the Artist Materials in the promotion, advertising or marketing of the DeviantART Sites. (DeviantArt can use your art to advertise anything they want.)

g) As used in this Agreement, the term “Artist Materials” means any content uploaded to the DeviantArt Site(s) which may include without limitation Artist’s name(s) (including professional names), trademarks, trade names, likenesses, photographs, biographical materials, audio-visual materials, artwork, liner notes, and other graphical, textual, video, film or audio materials and any and all “skins,” computer-generated images or other artwork or images that Artist submits to DeviantArt in any medium or format whatsoever. (ANYTHING you submit to DeviantArt belongs to DeviantArt now. Including  your drawings, your photos, videos, your stock materials, your music/audio, your written stories, and your artist name.)

Yes. THEY CAN EVEN USE YOUR ACTUAL ARTIST NAME. THEY OWN IT NOW,  IF YOU ARE PART OF DA.

[ponyking]

Fuck DA. 

[grimfaust]

Burn them to the ground

[madeinhellism]

Pass it around

[irkenkinnie]

That’s why I deleted months ago.It’s a terrible website and I hate it

[non-newtoniangenderfluid]

Passing on the PSA. I stopped using that site years ago. If you still use it, it’s not too late! Trash that shit.

[wolfwithinher]

@everybery You should water mark the shit out of your stuff dear! I’ve had my designs on shirts without permission quite a few times !

[filthyball]

Yep. Deleted over 400 drawings and photos from DA over an year ago. I used the site for over 8 years not knowing these terms of service since they don’t actually show them to you when you make an account. Sure you can find them if you do some digging but they don’t shove it to your face. Also it doesn’t matter if your art has a watermark or whatever. Like it says above they have the right to edit and modify your pics so they can just remove your useless watermarks and signatures and then use your art freely and you can’t complain because you have agreed to all of this. There is no reason whatsoever to use Deviantart (maybe if you are a stockartist that gives their shit for free lol). Leave this piece of shit site before they use you like the arrogant asshats they are.

[zephyracloudbeast1293]

For anyone who still uses DA, please read this.

[starstuckwastelanddog]

This is relevant now more then ever because I see alot of people debating going back to DA

[casfresart]

Lolokaynevermind.

[commanderowl]

Ver important in the light of tumblr purge. Many of you wold like to move to the DA and here is why it isn’t a good idea.

[organicfleshink]

Deleting my DA account as well, even if i haven’t posted in years. Not gonna let em.

[leeleechanlee]

Ugh…. :( Nooo…

[movedtojeane-doe]

THIS POST IS MISINFORMED:  For fuck’s sake read the artist’s official statement on what really happened: http://jjharrison.tumblr.com/post/85466057236/joyouscatus-you-remember-that-post-about-the

[lady-cuteness]

Posting before Tumblrs dies and leaves me with this. Seriously, what the hell...

When you don't have anything to do at work so you decided to use an old vine video and put a dragalia lost animation XD 

Vine: Thomas Sanders Property: Cygames and Nintendo 

Julietta and Elisanne is the best couple. Fight me >:3 

[lady-cuteness]

Decided to post something. I’ve been doing sketches to try a new style, and in a whatsapp chat we decided that this characters would be the ideal fire emblem summer banner. The characters are Sonya, Genny, Kliff and Alm, all from Fire emblem Echoes.

Why did we chose these characters? Well, we needed a fanservice character that wasn’t Camilla/Kagero/Tharja, so we decided on Sonya. Genny because she is the cute little girl that is being a trend in this banner lately. Kliff because he is a fan favorite who people are pleading for IS to put in the game for some time now. Alm because he is one of the fan favorite without an alt.

I decided to give Sonya a trikini instead of the usual bikini because for me, Sonya is not only a really sexy character, but also quite elegant in her manners and all the times she’s draw. So I wanted to represent those two concepts.

I know this won’t happen, but a girl can dream

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[lady-cuteness]

I swear this was a really weird week. I went to vacation and this were all the five stars i got (plus 2 in Final Fantasy Brave Exvius).

Olivia I got her in my free summon and then Corrin came. I left the legendary banner even though I’m missing Leo (but since i didn’t care i left).

Went to the valentine banner....look at those 4 5 star that aren’t Vector. Worst of all, that’s my second Lililina...being -atk....again. The rest came with decent ivs Julia: -hp +res Merric: -hp +speed Rhajat: -res +atk So I will be using them at least.

Then the fodder banner came...and Shiro was my free summon. Tried for the heck of it tried full summon...5 star Soleil came...-atk. CRAP NOT AGAIN!

Just to be clear, in each banner I went, in the first orb I clicked it was a 5 star (Olivia, Julia and Shiro). Now let’s see how my luck crumbles because I post this XD

[lady-cuteness]

I DON’T CARE IF THEY ARE THE WORST UNITS OF THIS BANNER, OR THEIR IVS AREN’T THE BEST...I DON’T CARE!

FINALLY! I GOT SUMMER FREDERICK! I CRIED RIVERS WHEN I COULDN’T GET HIM IN THE YLISSE BANNER, BUT NOW HERE HE IS!

AND JUST TO MAKE THINGS BETTER, HIS WIFE ALSO CAME HOME!

I am literally crying here ;_; so...so beautiful. I literraly got summer Robin with 9 orbs. summer Frederick actually came with 70 but aww well. Better than 300 orbs just to get 2 summer gaius xD

I will build them as speedy as they can get.

Frederick will have swift sparrow (I have an extra Bunny Lucina with terribles Ivs) and Robin with Life and Death (the only good thing on her is her resistance, but I prefer having her with 42 speed and 54 attack than tanking)

I should have call this team: protect the waifu XD

[lady-cuteness]

Even though not a lot of people will get this picture, this is  REALLY OLD point commission made to imagi in fanfiction (fanwriter in DA)

This is meant to represents the team in her fanfic: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5567348/1/23-The-Road-to-Total-Drama-Retro

This doesn’t mean I will open points commission. Sorry.

Full description: https://cuttieartgirl.deviantart.com/art/23-Road-to-TDR-Team-Pink-727820036

[lady-cuteness]

You might be wondering if I did get christmas Chrom before the banner ended.

Well let me tell you that

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I did get him.

But having so much luck in the christmas banner gave me a curse.

I have zero 5 stars (not even off banner) in the new year one. My rate is at 4%. I think I have done 22 pulls, and out of those, 14 were 3 stars.

And in the legendary banner I had 10%. I pulled a Bunny Lucina that I already had looking for Bride Charlotte (and to gave me even more salt, she’s -speed. Guess What? My first Bunny Lucina is already -speed. Please Kill me.)

I cannot celebrate anything good that happens to me because the moment I do. Bad luck rains me for at least a month.

Why the fuck do I have more luck in 2 weeks seasonal banners than in the month one? (In the Spring One I pulled: 3 Bunny Chroms, Bunny Camilla, Bunny Lucina, Sanaki (did not break my pity rate, came with 2 Bunny Chroms) and Jeorge (did not break my pity rate, came with Camilla); In the Bride Banner I only pulled Cordelia, but she was with perfect IVS (-hp +atk), and now in the Christmas Banner I pulled 2 Lissas, 1 Chrom, 1 Robin, 1 Tharja and Raven (He did not break my pity rate, he came in the same summoning as Tharja)).

The only time I recall having tons of luck was in the Halloween Banner (pulled Jakob, Sakura, Henry, Abel, Male Corrin, Luke and Caeda). I could also tell I had luck in the dancer one, but after my second Azura came home I only pulled 3 stars until a Raven broke my pity rate looking for Inigo.

[thesimplekritik]

Pink Diamond in a nutshell thanks to @lady-cuteness for the help :D

[lady-cuteness]

just so you can see the hard work...

This is why I’m studying graphic design XD

[lady-cuteness]

Who needs to summon in the legendary banner if I can still get my Christmas units? :D

The only one who is missing is Chrom, please come home

[lady-cuteness]

It’s still the 25th in my country so it’s still Christmas XD

How was your celebration? Mine was great, kinda slow in compared of other years but still great.

Have a small christmas Lissa from Fire Emblem Heroes. It’s been so damn long since I used my copics that I’m kinda losing the technique. Also didn’t realize that some are having no ink so whoops. The only good news is that I bought a color liner that I kinda like the result.

Hope you like it too.

Have a great rest of the day Christmas and hope you all a Happy New Year!

[maiqtells-deactivated20201202]

tbh

[lady-cuteness]

It's cause tharja and camilla actually have more to them than tharja' stalking and camilla's obsession with corrin. Whereas Faye is literally only defined by how obsessed she is with alm. Any other supports she has are literally "you're not alm? I don't care" she's a textbook catria archetype but done worse because catria is an actually good character. (I'm not saying tharja and camilla are good but this is just why Faye is worse)

I know Camilla and Tharja are somehow better than Faye (in fact, I think Faye is one of the worst characters in the history of Fire Emblem), the thing is, Tharja always rub me the wrong way.

I know she has a good side...but she’s also is a TERRIBLE mother. That’s another no-no in my book. I wouldn’t mind too much if she wasn’t so popular. I think the only supports I like with Tharja are Gregor, Nowi, Libra and Lon’qu. (Please stay away from Robin you freaking stalker)

Camilla actually is not a character I hate. But it’s not my most loved. I don’t like how she’s so clingy and in some supports she’s so...obsessive and annoying. You know what’s one of my favorites support actually? It’s not even in Fates, it’s actually in Warriors: Sakura and Camilla. Holy crap, I loved their interactions. I wish they also had a support in Fates, it would have been awesome.

I also somehow loved her support with Ryoma, but basically is their S support but shhh

Also in all medias she’s appeared she’s so fanservice it’s hurts. Why so many shots of her boobs and ass? I really don’t feel confortable IS :c