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pyroinfusedtiger

Posting this everywhere til im not obsessed with it anymore

heaven011

rococo-the-clown

Can't quite cope with how much this looks like me and my dad

rococo-the-clown

It begins

rococo-the-clown

Photo credit to the exceeding bemused sound technician we bribed with two cans of Carlsberg to permit us access to his gazebo.

fatphobiabusters

Fatphobes so want their proverbial cake and eat it too.

"Companies cant expect to make fat sized clothes because-"

"Well why should doctors practice on fat cadavers-"

"Extra wide chairs are-"

"Medical equipment-"

They dont even realize their own logic has glaring flaws. Theres just a point in which you have to stop pretending exclusion is logical. Its not. Biases and bigotry are by design illogical. The market is here, money is money.

If people dont want our money then something else is going on.

And I keep tap tap tap the sign.

-mod squirrel

the-haiku-bot

If people dont want

our money then something

else is going on.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

nonaferatu

My favorite one yet- heres the creator

#hehe #funny

cannibalchicken

icedoatmilkmatcha-deactivated20

also

yeahokayillreblogthat

Yeah okay Ill reblog that!

aggressivelybicaptainamerica

Not a scholar at first, but the guy who wrote Jaws hated that people used it to justify hating sharks so much he dedicated the rest of his life to shark research and advocacy.

ruffboi-mags

The woman who popularized gender reveals wishes she hadn't, afaik.

fall1ngfeather

(afaik- the woman who popularized gender reveals did so because she had a long history of miscarriages. The reveal was a celebration of the fact that one of her pregnancies had gotten far enough that there WAS a physical sex to reveal. It was never intended to be like... *gestures at modern gender reveals* all that. That same kid later came out as trans and yes, the family had a second gender reveal for that lol.)

p00pym00py

This whole thread is so beautiful to me that I can explain it

my-random-fandoms

pouncequick

The man who invented the K-Cup coffee pod almost 20 years ago says he regrets doing so and can't understand the popularity of the products t

jackironsides

L. David Mech, who popularised the idea that there were 'alpha' and 'beta' wolves in his 1970 book The Wolf, has spent the rest of his career trying to debunk this. (The original studies were done on captive wolves, and thus didn't simulate an accurate model of wolf pack dynamics.)

The idea that wolf packs are led by a merciless dictator, or alpha wolf, comes from old studies of captive wolves. In the wild, wolf packs a

In the wild, researchers have found that most wolf packs are simply families, led by a breeding pair, and bloody duels for supremacy are rare.

“What would be the value of calling a human father the alpha male?” says L. David Mech, a senior research scientist at the U.S. Geological Survey, who has studied wolf packs in the wild for decades. “He’s just the father of the family. And that’s exactly the way it is with wolves.”

Sometimes you're spiralling in an anxiety/panic-inducing loop so hard + wasted over 3 hours of your limited time being in pain that your brain is a mess and you just want to cry but the worst thing of all in all that distorted, exhausted vision you have then is:

Fuck, i wont have the time to update my fic today

#you know as if im not moving out tomorrow #with less than 4h and 30min available to sleep on the clock #and i didnt eat #yet #or empty the fridge and all and cleaned what i wanted #im going to survive but does it have to be so harrowing all the time?#all to say #i'll update tomorrow #To Err Is Divine (to forgive is human)

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

omg same!

everyone post your tomodachi life marlboro reds

husbanddaughter

they literally deleted all existing reblogs of that post from existence btw<3

freelance-fiend

and theyre tryin to delete it all again

angremlin

Hey staff you know how repeatedly trying to delete evidence of what you've done is going to look to the NYCCHR right? Because the answer isn't "innocent". You'd think the last settlement would have taught you SOMETHING.

#we will only speak louder #fuckers

I have written 450k words of one fic. And I'm coming to the terrifying conclusion that instead of 3 acts, we might be needing a 4th.

This is getting sooo out of control...

#at least i have an idea of what the end will be like #but we're taking our sweet time writing to reach it #one day tho #we hope #writing #ao3 #To Err Is Divine (to forgive is human)

sometiktoksarevalid

alexaloraetheris

Chocolate Guy's Wario

#he sounds so defeated at the end #what a specimen

elierlick

Yet another new study debunked the basis for the anti-trans sports bans. It was never about sports but for creating legal avenues for exclusion and abjection. This is one of the largest analyses ever conducted, involving 52 studies and 6,485 trans people. Read the study here.

lucieslucidity

post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats

the-haiku-bot

post so nice had to

reblog it twice and force it

down everyone’s throats

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

thestuffedalligator

Genies can only grant wishes that are things that an ordinary person could do, just better and faster. The jinn are the creations of a divine being, and so they are part of the divine plan and cannot defy the natural order of things; a wish granted by a jinni can’t turn the day into night or the sea into yogurt, but if you wish for a temple to be built, a jinni will build it by hand, the way men do, and have it done in a day.

If you need a wish granted that defies the natural order you gotta catch a leprechaun, because no god was involved in their creation whatsoever. They just kinda showed up one day in the nineteenth century. The Aos Sí have no idea what their deal is

kreetn

You’re not hiding this in the tags buddy

flagellant

i don't hide things in tags i simply allow the proletariat to determine whether it is praxis to make my statements heard.

maggiedeshiboux

the other reason the leprechaun shoots the king of england in the head is that, unnatural abomination against God and Fey alike or not, it's still Irish