Your Local Bard TM

obsessing over TMA, sorry everyone. there will be spoilers reblogged. and just, so much tma stuff...

[dead-0n-main-deactivated2021101]

I know everyone’s talking about how the cast of Danny Phantom is full of gay and trans characters exclusively to piss of Butch Hartman but let us not forget, Butch’s bread and butter, Fairly Odd Parents…

Timmy’s parents were 100% sure that Timmy was going to be a girl before he was born, as seen in the episode Secret Origin of Denzel Crocker.

Cosmo seems to be the only other one in the know about this, and has baby pictures of Timmy in a dress on hand

Then, in the episode The Boy Who Would Be Queen…

When Wanda does, inevitably, transform Timmy into a girl to teach him a lesson…

Cosmo immediately panics.

AND in the episode “It’s a Wishful LIfe” when Timmy wishes he never existed…

The Turners have a daughter instead.

In conclusion:

Timmy Turner is trans and used the power of one of his fairy godparents to wish that everyone in his life completely forget that he was born and raised female for a portion of his life, including his parents and his other fairy godparent.

[w0wls]

Share to make butch hartman mad he accidentally keeps making characters trans

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

[hemi-demi]

Hemidemi full name reveal?

/j

That's my stage name. SAG-AFTRA requires you to have a unique name in the registry.

No relation to

Ngl, he kinda creeps me out.

[elisecairo]

[rosslynpaladin]

Cats Copy. Hence the phrase copy cat. And this cat is clearly fond of this dog as a family member, and just now realized by observing:

"OH WAIT Human is making biscuits on this dog brother and it HELPS with his pain??? Hey I can do that!! I can do that too! Look! Biscuits!!"

[hollyevolving]

Veterinarian at the next follow up: "Dog is looking really good! But I'm concerned - with this kind of progress, it looks like Dog is getting HOURS of massage every day. If you work yourself into a repetitive motion injury, you won't be able to keep up with Dog's home physical therapy, and, you know, you'll be hurt, too."

Human: "I give Dog a massage for about 30 minutes a day. The rest is all Cat."

[sinister-monologue]

Happy 1 year anniversary to the Season 4 Finale and the tongue-in-cheek Twitter post that announced it.

[flockofdoves]

Visit Original Link

yes i wasted like half an hour on this bottom of the barrel tma joke post, what of it

[villains-are-my-heroes]

I'm so irritated that I can't remember important things on purpose but I can passively and completely accidentally remember that the Magnus Archives is a podcast distributed by rusty quill and licensed under a creative commons attribution non-commercial share alike 4.0 international license. Today's episode was written by Jonathan Sims, produced by Lowri Ann Davies and directed by Alexander J Newall. Today's episode featured Jonathan Sims as hello, Jon. Apologies for the deception but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myse-

[bidrums]

Hello Jon.

Apologies for the deception, but I rather wanted to make sure you started reading.

The FitnessGram™ PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[heres-someart]

Hello Jon, apologies for the deception, but you just lost the game

[starplatinumnun]

NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY DON'T GO INTO THE MAGNUS INSTITUTE

oh mein gott! zis instituten is full of hello jon, apologies for the deception, but i wanted to make sure you started reading

[404itcannotbeseen]

"I asked chatgpt" Okay, well I read the statement of Hazel Rutter regarding a fire in her childhood home Original statement given August 9th, 1992 Audio recording by Jonathan Sims, The Archivist Statement begins Hello, John Apologies for the deception, but I rather wanted to make sure you started reading

[stripysockstumb]

[reigen-sweetly]

Really sad about season 4 teaholding again.

Jon waking up from a coma realizing he’s in love with martin just to spend over a week looking for him only to find he’s acting like he wants nothing to do with Jon anymore. Feeling like a complete monster and barely having any hope the person you adore even cares for you anymore. Jon seeing to blank cold avoidant eyes.

Meanwhile Martin was willing to destroy himself at the promise of everyone (but especially Jon’s) safety. He needed him safe and even went against his own mission just in case it had even a chance of working. Martin wanting nothing more than to throw himself into Jon’s arm, to kiss his stupid face, but having to give up his love because he needed to complete whatever Peter was leading them to.

They both wanted to be with each other so bad but Martin was convinced killing himself and falling into the Lonely was the only fix. He wanted Jon safe even at the cost of their relationship.

I don’t think he even thought Jon wanted anything to do with him when he got thrown in the Lonely. He sincerely believed he wouldn’t be saved and he wouldn’t be missed.

And then Jon go’s rushing in regardless of how dangerous it was, because Martin needed him. Martin was going to die. And he couldn’t let that happen.

[asphodelis]

superhero suit glove-sleeve connection design showerthought

[ms-demeanor]

Do not attempt to out-malicious-compliance the staff at the malicious compliance conference.

[ms-demeanor]

Some dipshit decided to pay the conference fee ($250) in quarters. He handed us a wrapped plastic bag full of loose change. "It's all there," he said with a shit-eating grin, "you can count it."

Oh buddy. We're going to count it. What were you expecting?

At about the time I got to $60, he offered to give us $300 collateral so he could get his badge and go to the conference.

No, bud. You get to watch the most dyscalculic staffer count to a thousand while all your friends go in to the breakfast and find seats for the first talk.

[ms-demeanor]

"Ruining someone's day" is the favorite hobby of everyone here. Why would you hand us the perfect opportunity to wreck your shit and think that was an own? Half the con is calling him "Untraceable," the other half is calling him "Quarter Boy" and nobody cares what he says his handle is.

I spent an hour counting that and made him go fetch me baggies to hold it every fifty dollars.

[ms-demeanor]

This ended up being a good bonus prank for me too, because when the counting was done I wrapped the bags in gaffer's tape and spent the rest of the day handing it to people very casually while saying "oh here, hold this for a sec" and then watching they weren't ready for the weight (I only did this to people I know well enough to know this wouldn't hurt them).

[ms-demeanor]

It's an infosec conference, so it's a weekend in a hotel full of people whose favorite thing is breaking the law and whose second favorite thing is following the letter of the law while cheerfully violating the spirit.

[ms-demeanor]

Thank you, that means a lot coming from you, @unyanizedcatboys

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[footlongdingledong2]

vomits

[deeptrospection]