Take me home Minecraft roads.

Kite (31 they/them/whatever)

[kitratre]

new com sheet, dm me on main account @lastsoulstanding

[anarchistmemedistro]

[mcsryaoihell]

my bonnies

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

I bring a sort of "rulers who abuse their power and exploit their people can be forcibly replaced by those who may not be perfect but will measurably increase the average person’s quality of life" vibe to the function that world rulers don’t really like

[qin-shi-huang-di]

DELETE YOUR FUCKING BLOG

[pitbolshevik]

my super sustainable bmw

[pitbolshevik]

[gloriousmonsters]

when you're feeling full hater mode about a piece of media but you know one of your beloved mutuals enjoys it

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[figglypuff]

[necrolentil]

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.

[improper-integral]

[datasoong47]

Consider thirteen:thirty and fifteen:fifty instead. So, rather, it should be twenteen on the model of twenty

[parksanddeserts]

Completely agree with twenteen, and it shouldn’t be second but twenth.

[the-haiku-bot]

Completely agree

with twenteen, and it shouldn’t

be second but twenth.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[prower-labs]

[retroject]

I found a lovely snail at work who was dried out so I let him have a shower and he seemed to enjoy it!! 🐌🚿

[scififantasystuff]

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This snower (snail shower) is joyful and whimsical! 🐌🚿

[edgar-allan-possum]

Most important topic in conservation and no one's talking about it

[the-forcemascinator]

tip for all my fellow knight owners: if you are lacking rope or other traditional means of restraint, you can just position your knight however you want and tell them to stay! after all, what is their strength compared to you, their liege and personal god?

WARNING: do not attempt this on knights that are not fully tamed. they might view this act as you devaluing their physical capabilities and try to "prove you wrong"

[hellothere172]

Official Art by Celine Kim (KPDH Art Director)

Instagram Link

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[hometoursandotherstuff]