better days are coming. and you literally cannot stop them
hoping is not necessary, this is just something that will happen. but do whatever you want

oozey mess
noise dept.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
NASA
trying on a metaphor

if i look back, i am lost

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Not today Justin
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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@latrenajorgensen
better days are coming. and you literally cannot stop them
hoping is not necessary, this is just something that will happen. but do whatever you want
i need to know every language immediately
We have two unwritten rules here:
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Fairy: Hey I didn’t get your name.
Me: Yeah that was on purpose.
Fairy: Oh my god stealing people’s names has been categorized as a war crime for like a hundred years. Do I seem like the kind of fairy that would do war crimes?
Me: Well yes, but that’s just my impression of you personally. Not fairies in general.
Fairy: You’re smarter than I thought.
Me: So is the fairy monarch democratically elected?
Fairy: I think the one from a small corner of Alabama might be but for the most part, no. It’s still decided by a contest between the three oldest children.
Me: What kind of competition?
Fairy: Well it used to be to the death but that was too violent so these days each kingdom comes up with their own. In mine I think they play marbles but I’ve never seen one.
Me: Okay so why shouldn’t I say thank you or give gifts in return for favors?
Fairy: That’s mostly a regional thing but where I’m from it’s insulting to the wealth of the person giving you stuff. Like you really only thank people when what they did was like a huge burden so if you thank someone for giving you something that’s like calling them poor.
Me: Fairies have wealth inequality?
Fairy: I mean we technically still live under a feudal system if I’m being honest but with modern technology and ethics nobody notices.
Me: Do you have Internet down there?
Fairy: Only dial-up. That’s why I come to your house.
Fairy: So you’re telling me that human men don’t think that frog eyes are sexy?
Me: Well not most of them to my knowledge.
Fairy: So I bought these contacts for nothing.
Me: Hey man you don’t have to be a frog spirit to lure men into your clutches. Plenty of dudes are into cat eyes and ghoulish moaning.
Fairy: You really think so?
Me: I know so! Stop doubting yourself so much. You can definitely find some mortal men to lure into the timeless void for several centuries and adopt a demon cat with you.
Fairy: Thanks, man. That means a lot.
Fairy: So humans... don’t eat glass?
Me: No? It’ll cut up our insides and kill us.
Fairy: Ooohhhh. Oh no.
Me: What did you do now?
Fairy: More like... what I’ve done over the past three centuries since I moved out of my mom’s house.
Me: Did the coughing up of blood not cue you into anything?!?!!
Fairy: I thought that humans just spontaneously die sometimes!
Me: No we don’t! There’s physical reasons for these things!
Fairy: So... no more bringing nightshade and glass entrees to the potluck?
Me: No!
Me: So why mushrooms as portals?
Fairies: Look man, even we don’t mess with mushrooms alright? Sometimes they open up a portal to the human world and it’s just best to not question it.
Me: So wait. You don’t make the fairy circles?
Fairy: No. Mushrooms decide.
my definition of productivity is finally watching the movie that i hadn’t gotten around to watching
the fact that children are both more likely to catch and to suffer death or complications like blindness from monkeypox, combined with the cdc and media's immensely irresponsible framing of it as a gay sti and the massive recent spread of "groomer" rhetoric is going to get lgbt people killed
To be clear for those who don't know, monkeypox is NOT an STI. It's transmitted the same way chickenpox is, touching skin or objects that have touched the skin while infectious, or breathing the same air at close quarters. There's NO evidence thus far that it's ever transmitted through semen or vaginal fluids.
yes. while it is unproductive to assume any bodily fluid carries no risk of infection, (especially as monkeypox dna has been found in semen, saliva and feces) this is a disease which can also spread via things like ATM touchpads, laundry, doorknobs and toilet seats, and people are reporting having their symptoms of fever and sores dismissed and being refused testing because they are not men who have sex with men.
fortunately there is a highly effective vaccine, however there is an extremely limited amount available and in places with better availability such as NYC it is restricted to men who have recently had sex with multiple men, and newspapers like the NYT and Daily Mail have been blithely publishing photos of the men waiting outside in line to recieve it, outing them
this is a very relatable meme but i cannot stress enough that if you haven’t watched the good place you’re going to be very surprised to learn what words are being replaced here
As far as ethical materials go you can’t really get better than wool.
The sheep need the hair cut.
Nothing dies for it.
Sheep live pretty much wild for most the year.
Placed correctly they maintain a landscape and help the wildlife that live there to thrive.
Doesn’t use Vast Quantities of land for little product.
Not draining inland fresh water oceans.
Been spending thousands of years perfecting the genetics for this purpose.
Comes in many different kinds of uses.
And the animal it comes off is fully edible.
My main issue with it is it has fallen so out of fashion that it pays the farmers who make it more to transport it than they get per fleece, and people have really fucking weird hang ups about the ethics of giving a sheep a hair cut.
Sheep can get infested with wool maggots if they are not shorn.
Also an unshorn sheep can drown if it falls into water, just by the sheer weight of the water its wool can absorb, dragging it down.
A Tunis sheep can live in a large doghouse, and staked in a different place every day, will mow your lawn (buy they get lonely. Buy two).
Light shearing nicks heal fast because the sheep’s waxy lanolin coats their skin. Though most sheep farmers won’t Nick the sheep bc it gets blood on the wool.
Sheep farmers MUST treat their sheep with care, because any little thing that upsets sheep affects the quality of their wool.
Even “natural” fibers like bamboo take TONS of water to process and alkaline dyes to color them. You can dye wool with unsweetened koolaid.
People have been raising sheep for close to 10,000 years. And all that time, we’ve been breeding them for better wool. Most mammals with thick coats shed naturally in the spring, sheep don’t because we bred it out of them.
Sheep and their farmers have an actual symbiotic relationship. Farmers remove their excess wool, keeping them healthy, and then sell that wool to buy what they need.
so funny how for a brief time we managed to get perfect alignment for extensions between browsers, webextensions from chrome to firefox to safari, and then google decided "nope, we're going to enforce some new rules now, time to choose us as your only platform or put in extra work" and now you can't even publish the same extension on every chromium fork.
reminder that it's in your best interest to stop using Chrome before January 2023, or you're going to lose extension data.
reposting because the other reblog was made by a terf
https://www.theverge.com/2022/6/10/23131029/mozilla-ad-blocking-firefox-google-chrome-privacy-manifest-v3-web-request
TLDR:
Chrome extentions will break in an effort by google to disable adblockers. switch to Firefox now pls:
https://www.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/new/
No More Ad Blocking on Chrome come 2023. Switch to Firefox Now.
eurovision 2022: we are in italy. amadeus, fiorello and cristiano malgioglio are the hosts. there's a weird sexual tension on the stage. amadeus and malgioglio fight like drag queens for fiorello's attention, they make up and kiss on live international tv, all three of them. amadeus's wife appears but she's not jealous anymore, she's just there to drink something with orietta berti. someone takes their clothes off and someone gets excommunicated definitely. there's drama, gender and catholic guilt. the first contestant hasn't sung yet.
THE PROBLEM WITH WANTING
Tahereh Mafi, Unravel Me / Hozier, Cherry Wine / Stephanie Garber, Legandary / Anna Akhmatova, The Guest / Donna Tartt, The Goldfinch / Anaïs Nin, The Early Diary of Anaïs Nin / Marissa Meyer, Scarlet / Cassandra Clare, City of Glass / Leigh Bardugo, Ruin and Rising / Henry James, The Turn of the Screw
PLEASE READ THIS ARTICLE
From another article i read today 😭
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he wasn’t even there to be a contestant he joined the crew as a CHINESE TEACHER but the directors noticed his good looks and begged him to compete. poor guy made it to the finals and if he had been one of the winners he would have been contractually forced to be in a boy band whether he wanted to or not
this is the closest any human being has ever come to actually being sold to One Direction
keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer, pinned against a wall in a fight, so close your noses are practically touching, look down at their lips, start making out
This transition is straight out of a horror movie
@heymynameismolly-jk wow
hello friendly reminder that you do not need a special occasion to use nice things! if you wait long enough your nice bath bomb won't be as fizzy! your favourite fruits will go out of season! candles are meant to be burned, not looked at! you're not enjoying your special tea if it's just sitting in your cupboard! you're allowed to have nice and special things on completely ordinary days! heck, it might just make that day special!!
i am disabled and have no other source of income
hi everyone, im a long time e beggar, displaced trans woman, two time deportee, and weird autist. i need money to keep myself alive until my patreon starts pulling in more dividends. i was just dealt a pretty heavy L on my emergency exit from turkey (landlord fucked over my immigration bid, long story) which cost me almost $2000, some of which i've made back, most of which i haven't. id still really like to so if anyone wants to pitch in
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idk which planet to blame for this but i've been getting 12-16 hour power outages, i need to hire a professional cleaner because my cat's sick and he needs a vet too and my phone has malware somehow which i didnt even know could happen but its kinda time for a new phone anyway
if anyone wants to help with some of those expenses
pls its christmas
heres the sick kitty hes my best friend
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