Ok.

[nat-20s]

HATE when you can't stand someone who is literally harmless. Like oh I'm the bitch here. I'm 100% in the wrong but nonetheless fuuuccckkk this guy

[mumblesplash]

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

[mumblesplash]

cave divers when they are happily married with kids and beloved by their community but theres a crack in the bottom of a lake called The Devil’s Rotting Esophagus where 57 people have died

[kragehund-est]

opening my email with "aloha" and signing off with "cheers" so you know i've lost control of my life

[slightmood]

[vintagewildlife]

Female grasshoppers attracted to a loudspeaker playing the sound of a male grasshopper By: Pierre Boulat From: Life Nature Library: Animal Behavior 1965

[funnelcloudd]

Whores

[kosmogrl]

[fox-bright]

... all at once?

[sambuchito]

(about to jerk you off) wait which way was it again righty tighty or lefty loosey ✋😅🤚 oh well! (twists so hard it rips your peanis clean off)

[nerdyqueerandjewish]

Not to add my hot take to the pile but idk it feels very human to hold the position “political violence is bad and shouldn’t happen” and also appreciate the irony of the “gun violence is worth it” guy getting killed by said gun violence.

[daemoninwhiteround2]

writing omegaverse CPR because apparently that's how my brain expresses itself these days

[eggsac]

I didn't realize this referred to a ship and was super confused at why omegaverse cardiopulmonary resuscitation would different from non-omegaverse, like oh no what does the knot do now

[technofeudalism]

if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.

[segamascott]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[aegisofthegods]

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Hello?

[kitty675]

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

male entitlement in academic spaces is so boring. can’t tell you how many times i’ve been in a class and a girl gives a short, insightful analysis, and then a dude raises his hand and says “jumping off of that…” then says literally the same thing she said but longer and worse.

[zurizaldun-deactivated20241104]

I hate to be that guy, but it doesn’t just happen to women. The assholes who do that will do that to anyone who’s analysis isn’t sufficiently complex and long winded for them. 

Been done to me by people of both genders. 

Also I have been guilty of doing this, so I apologize. Because I was overly excited and just couldn’t wait to talk…. yeah. 

(Nothing is ever clear cut eh….) 

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

dude.

[221cbakerstreet]

this is art

[occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey]

I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

[pinene]

I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I'm camped out on the shitter today yeehaw

[occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey]

you are so beautiful in every way

[pinene]

We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible

[what-even-is-thiss]

Why does like every language do things with their R sounds that nobody else understands

[translatingpostsintodutch]

what-even-is-thiss

Waarom doet elke taal dingen met zijn R klanken die niemand anders begrijpt

[untranslatingposts]

Why does every language do things with its R sounds that nobody else understands

[translatingpostsintodutch]

?!