I Am.

I am half white and half Guatemalan. I have a variety of interests, some more “hard core” than others so good luck! Think I’m a little

[awwww-cute]

[stimman4000]

happy pride month kings

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

he was fucking just eating cookie dough alone on the dance floor I can’t handle this

[sexhaver]

it is my great pleasure to share with you that the “cookie dough” was in fact cocaine and HONY censored the story for publication

[cillianmurphy]

I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

[longscarydream]

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

[zerofarad]

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

[citrusgroves]

I’ve been doing this for years

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

[sneakyfeets]

Pretty sure it was the second Spy Kids movie

[shalrath]

my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

[olderaang-deactivated20130812]

nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

[alsohaleyrose]

You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

[jadenyucky]

I’m done

[guceubcuesu]

Smelborp for president

[writhe]

“you all are great people, and what you’re doing is art, but it’s also a crime punishable by 28 days in prison” is a real sentence that got said to me tonight by a security officer i think i’m living my best life

[writhe]

this is what was happening if anyone was wondering 

[the-quasar-hero]

my healthcare plan is if i get sick, i’ll shrink a group of my friends and they’ll go and beat the shit out of whatever illness i have. 

[the-quasar-hero]

this motherfucka show up? then last thing he gonna see is this

[badcatsnaps]

this chicken brought to you by my equally ridiculous boyfriend

[leakedinlondon]

if fall out boy come off hiatus i’m dropping out of school and following them around the world via kayak 

[leakedinlondon]

[fangirltofangod]

too beautiful not to reblog

[piscespoppy]

I am so proud of this person

[afrothekobold]

Congragulations, you basically just killed your chance to get payed anything higher then minimum wage in America, to follow a band around.

[leakedinlondon]

why do all americans on this website assume everyone else is american that is what i want to know

[medalaleafwhisperold]

The sheet says Phoenix… A city in Arizona… In… The U.S. …

[leakedinlondon]

and above that it says Melbourne…. A city in Victoria… In…. Australia…. because phoenix…. is…… a song 

[rosewileson-deactivated20171110]

This still really is incredibly stupid tho

[leakedinlondon]

my high school diploma acceptance letter into my first preference university and I are all devastated that u think i am stupid :((( 

[wheres-coral-blog]

IT GOT BETTER

[permastressed]

Still a bad idea to drop out of school to follow a band. Not a wise decision

[leakedinlondon]

Been a while since someone replied to this post and I think it’s good time to remind u all that I’m in law school now xxxxxx

[7littlelibraries-deactivated201]

I have immense respect for op

[shewhowillrise]

Also op said that they would follow them around the world, so like it wouldnt matter if one tour ticket said a US city or an AUS city, we still wouldn’t know where they lived.

[i--love--shopping]

🌟 School is coming but do you want to shine more? 🌟

You are a colourful, charming, and adventurous person so why is your backpack boring? You know yours boring and dull backpack is affecting your eccentric personality badly. You need something that will reflect your colourful and mesmerising personality. You need a backpack that is uniquely and colourfully designed, so what can be that backpack? The answer is this backpack. This  backpack is all you want. It is so wonderfully designed that you will be amazed as well as surprised by its unique aesthetics.

So want to learn about this entrepreneurial designed backpack? Follow the content below.

The backpack is designed with star shard geometrical patterns, and they are all over the bag that gives it a unique look. The exciting thing about this backpack star and diamond-shaped geometrical patterns is that they reflect with different colours. Yes! You heard me right, they change colours. These geometrical patterns change their colours from deep black to dark blue, and they also can acquire the beautiful rainbow colours that look surprisingly glamorous. The rainbow colours have the high density of violet, purple, pink, green and a whole lot of other shades. These shades comprise and make the bag look beautiful as the bright ruby.

This bag is quite smartly designed by the talented professionals and designers. Simply, inside the bag there is actually quite a room to store different products such as your books, headphones, cellphone, tablet and even a MacBook. Want to learn more about the colours property of the bag? The colours reflect radically with the light sources intensity, also with the relative position and angle of the observer.

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[stayhereformy]

You will not be disappointed with the drawstring bag, or any bag, they look exactly like the photos. I cant wait to order more. I have never gotten more compliments on a purse before.

[ofroselife]

i first saw this handbag on Instagram and i was really skeptical but i finally saw somebody with one and i knew right away i needed one for myself. to my surprise, my husband ordered me one as an early birthday gift ♡ i am obsessed, it’s truly gorgeous!

[inyouryes]

Omg these are so cute!!! need 😍

[layne1fame]

Want

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[squided]

this is from an era long passed

[roguecampingrainstorm]

An ancient artifact

[starkdottir]

[sarahseeandersen]

[sppaade]

if anyone wants to know how the employees do it, heres my process

[ftinally]

rebloging this because maybe now I can stop feeling like a horrible person at stores because now I can fix it!!

[saturn-reblogs]

SAVE A LIFE

[amphyria]

Hey - please folks. If you take a shirt from a pile, re-folding will go a long way to making those clothing dept. employees happy and their jobs just a little easier.

[justsomeantifas]

how many people could be working on actual problems in the world instead of being forced to do jobs that they are over-qualified for just because they dont want to go homeless and starve?

[justsomeantifas]

climate change is threatening to kill us and people with biology degrees are working at starbucks if they didn’t get lucky in the nepotism department.

[justsomeantifas]

capitalism is possibly the least efficient way to allocate work. 

You love art–have spent your entire childhood developing a style people love and appreciate? you could possibly work to improve the lives of millions with your beautiful creations?

sorry you need to work 12 hours a day at a walmart that doesn’t need you while some billionaire who took a painting class once sells some ugly bullshit for 3.5 million.

[justsomeantifas]

Millions of people want to be doctors but can’t afford medical school, it is a well known fact we don’t have enough doctors for the demand. hmm wow real efficient capitalism.

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

“I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.” - Stephen Jay Gould

Capitalism and wealth are bankrupt concepts.

[dollievyxen]

[theblibbles-deactivated20190101]

He discovered true power in wearing a wig.

[tfortrill]

[bxtchrelax]

I FELT that “biitch”😂

[theweirdwideweb]

[mixolydia]

(just in case you have adhd and this was fucking you up like me)

[youre-a-fucking-human-being-dea]

What the fuck am I looking at here?

[tiffanarchy]

How is this so visually unintelligible?

[queenwolfwitch]

Because a friend on fb shared this and someone explained it. It’s not really supposed to look like anything but god it makes my head hurt

[lastvalyrian]

dug up this explanation from the notes because it was driving me insane

[estrogenpatchnotes]

The one time the answer to “am I having a fucking stroke” was “yeah kinda”

[antiandrogen]

i know this might be hard for some people to digest but……sometimes laws are wrong

[sashafoxx]

steve rogers ghostwrote this vaguepost to stark about the accords.

[antiandrogen]

do u nerds ever stop talking about your make-believe people