oh well what the hell

she/her. 26. I like lots of stuff!!!

[transgenderization]

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

[mundayme]

[cryptic-curation]

This sick bleach shirt I made. Something to showcase my undying love for prehistoric cave art.

Some of the bleach burned thru the shirt bc this was my first time bleaching anything ever, but it kinda adds to it.

[rachealsaccount]

the tma fandom really had me hyped up to hate elias bouchard going into this series and. I’m halfway through season two and all this man has done is tell jon to go to sleep and politely ask him to stop stalking his employees.

[rachealsaccount]

hi! elias bouchard is a rat bastard motherfucker

[dyatlovpassingprivilege]

hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯

microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight

[morallygrayautisticscientist]

Stratt, on one hour of sleep in the past three days and 37 cups of coffee: Okay thank you, I—one minute—where are we on the research grants?!—ok—you, have you contacted—hold on—no I’m not available right now—NASA where are we with the ship?—good—yes I need all of them here—no, redesign that—I cannot talk to the press right now—hand me those charts—why is the patrova line up 4%?!—and you do not have clearance—no time for that right now—the button is over there—do I look like I have two seconds—one minute everyone I’m getting another effing call—WHAT?!

Grace, on the other line: Carl and I made a baby :D

[roswellsoup]

bonus/proof:

we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒

[stormsbourne]

one day it'll happen to you. you will stay up a bit too late playing a video game and not get to bed on time. I've done it before, you'll think. I'll be fine. but no. you will make it through most of the next day and then at about 2pm you will feel like a reanimated corpse whose sim meters are all completely fucked and nothing hurts exactly but everything does feel very bad. and you'll think oh yeah. I'm not twenty anymore

[dungeon-bitch]

[ponysprouts]

ponies for pride 🏳️‍🌈 each frame is a different pride flag 🩷💛🩵

[cavernclaw]

How it feels to be mutuals with someone for over a year

[twotheleft]

[clowndraws]

mimicry

[transcarcinization]

naja, don’t give the secunit cigarettes

[emily-e-draws]

this platform sure is decayed

[adigitalsky]

california scrub jays your ryland grace when you aren’t looking

[rocketbirdie]

( a failure )

( a fraud )

( nobody, at best. )