i think i exist

The world is my oyster, and I'm at a clam bake | Gender, I hardly know her! (but you can use she/her or they/them I guess) (Idk I'm some flavor of queer) | Multifandom blog as well as a mess of other stuff | Ao3 and Bluesky: LeapinGoldFish (tho there isn't much on either)

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[ouroborosorder]

I’m sorry I support all jokes but cave johnson would not be supportive of trans women

[ouroborosorder]

Due to a recent accident in the labs, the boys downstairs have found a way to turn men into women. Amazing breakthrough, and we wish you all luck on your transition. And your job hunt. You’re all fired. Sorry boys, nothing against you. We just don’t need women around here trying to clean up the lab while the men are trying to do real work. Cave out.

[ruinedchildhood]

[stardynamite]

THE WAY SHE POSED AFTERWARDS HFKFBDK

[stardynamite]

My artistic rendition:

[cloudabserk]

comforting head bonk to make up for my feeble human lifespan

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[auxphono]

Needed a clean graphic for a project, and figured while I was vectoring I would put sex and magic back in.

Happy Pride Month

[auxphono]

Reblogging this yearly for anyone who needs a very clean version <3 Happy Pride.

[drosophilamania]

Reblog to put the sex and magic back into pride

[stiffyck]

One of my fav things ever is when Grace discovers he's aroace through Rocky.

Rocky constantly talking about Adrian and then asking Grace if he has a mate or if he wants one- if he won't get lonely on Erid, and Grace explains that most humans would want a mate, that most humans would maybe get lonely, but that he's been without a mate for most of his life and it.. never really bothered him.

Rocky asking him if he's ♪♫♩♬ and Grace has no word for this- Rocky explaining that it's Eridians who do not want a mate. Eridians who just simply seek out different kinds of relationships, but not mates.

Grace not knowing there's a word like that in English and simply translating it to "single" for the time being until he finds out the words for aromantic and asexual.

[stiffyck]

One of my fav things ever is when Grace discovers he's aroace through Rocky.

Rocky constantly talking about Adrian and then asking Grace if he has a mate or if he wants one- if he won't get lonely on Erid, and Grace explains that most humans would want a mate, that most humans would maybe get lonely, but that he's been without a mate for most of his life and it.. never really bothered him.

Rocky asking him if he's ♪♫♩♬ and Grace has no word for this- Rocky explaining that it's Eridians who do not want a mate. Eridians who just simply seek out different kinds of relationships, but not mates.

Grace not knowing there's a word like that in English and simply translating it to "single" for the time being until he finds out the words for aromantic and asexual.

[sashaforthewin]

[mamawasatesttube]

picture tim with a corporate ass twitter account ("Tim D. Wayne. 30 Under 30 luminary and head of the Neon Knights division of Wayne Enterprises. He/Him."). it's obviously run by a pr team most of the time, because while tim is passionate about his neon knights work, he's a redditor at heart and cannot be assed to be on twitter on a day to day basis. so, you know, his corporate ass twitter page mostly is just

corporate ass tweet about neon knights work

corporate ass tweet about a different wayne enterprise announcement

update on a neon knights project milestone

corporate ass tweet congratulating a different wayne enterprises team on a milestone

corporate ass "happy pride" or whatever time of year post

you get the idea.

so now that you have this picture in mind, walk with me a second. because it's generally run by some pr guy at wayne enterprises and tim doesn't care, but there is the rare occasion when tim himself does log on.

now, picture tim's corporate ass twitter getting suspended for telling a supernova hater to kill themself,

[ninamiart]

Been watching the Mighty Nein animated series lately and wanted to draw Nott!

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Thinking about how Grace definitely mistranslated (or at least oversimplified a translation) somewhere with the phrase “you sleep, I watch” because a) Eridians aren't watching anything, they're all blind, and b) Rocky at least can definitely hear Ryland when he's not in the room, but still insists on being physically close to him while he's sleeping.

Grace discovers at some point on or after the journey to Erid that the word he's translated to 'watch' is closer to 'guard' in this context, and that while it's just a social norm nowadays, technically in doing it he's agreeing to fight off any prehistoric Eridian beasts that might attack while Rocky's sleeping.

Beasts that were the same size/bigger than Grace, were adapted for Eridian gravity and didn't need a xenonite suit to breathe.

Rocky has a lot of fun coming up with wilder and wilder explanations as to how Grace could theoretically defend him from these creatures using a combination of ingenuity and Science.

(His suggestions get a lot more elaborate after they both watch Home Alone.)

One night before bed Grace gets curious and asks how Rocky thinks he'd defend him against some Earth predator like a bear.

Rocky pauses.

“Bear is Earth creature with no carapace, internal skeleton like Grace question?”

“Yeah.”

“… If bear attack while you sleep, I hit it once and it instantly die because inefficient internal skeleton breaks into small pieces. Demonstration!”

“Oh. Right..”

[gyarugore-deactivated20260130-d]

[nonbinary-bosmer]

These were too good to let stay hidden in the notes

[lovesthesmarty]

First two have good trigger discipline. Not Notsomuch number three in line.

[ralfmaximus]

Number Three is ready to kill

[faustiandevil]

@sleepy-violette