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gets no pussy

[toskarin]

guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.

[evilwizard]

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

[t-counter]

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

[evilwizard]

YOU EXIST???

[t-counter]

Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist

[cerayanay]

Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1993-1997 Mazda 626

[bunkey]

notice how everyone is horny today

[bunkey]

[pissvortex]

bro why the FUCK is it dark already

[pissvortex]

winter? i hardl

[pissvortex]

i h

[pissvortex]

i hardly know

[henstomper]

hey you wanna come over to my house after school? we can stand directly across from eachother and do this

[super-affection]

and maybe even… this…?

[great-tweets]

watch the whole thing, i’m begging you

[janeplease]

a person: hey what’s up me internally: wuk wuk wuk!! lipstick in my valentino white bag!!! me: hey nothin

[localstarboy]

This video comes around every year and It kills me every time.

[vladtheunfollower]

Unrestrained summer fun

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Your belly button is just your old mouth.

[virgoassbitch]

….

[acquaintedwithrask]

I was having a good day.  We were all having a good day.

[setheverman]

i’m…………..

[blimeyboyo]

[gabrieldreyfuss]

Guy who likes music

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Is he an alien

[butangel420]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

found the funniest reply

[cartooncoyote]

A furry astrologer: *notices a asteroid hurtling towards earth* OwO what’s thi-

[maxknightley]

you’re thinking of “astronomer”

a furry astrologer would be like “Uuu, so you’re a TAURUS? :3c”

[cartooncoyote]

people died, he obviosuly wasnt very qualified for the job

[teathattast]

[sarcoptid]

FITTED TO WHOM

[sparkytheandroid]

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

[sarcoptid]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[longzone222]

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