sometimes a horse girl is a balding middle-aged man and that's okay <3
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sometimes a horse girl is a balding middle-aged man and that's okay <3
Euros over here for the World Cup discovering we were right about this
I’m fairly certain this run-in with American heat will have the Euros rethinking their criticism of American portion sizes.
Because the only way to deal with 90-degree heat and 85% humidity is a fucking Big Gulp, I tell you what!
Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.
THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
Girl you are an obligate carnivore
but her appel
It's April 30th!
REMEMBER TO LEAVE MILK AND COOKIES OUT FOR JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE TONIGHT!
“what are you doing this weekend” i am going to fantasy land. i am hiding under the covers in bed. i am making things up. i am contemplating events that didnt happen. i am talking to fake people. i am listening to my tunes. i am envisioning scenarios
First time at the seaside....
It's the last day of April
Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped
I don’t know who needs to hear this
but it’s time to move the noodles to the pot
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Why OP
slam that fucking unmute button
Oh? what a promising thumbnail.
That’s quite a costume. I love this woman’s hair, and her energy…
WAITAMINUTE
obligatory reblog time for this.
CHARLES SHAUGHNESSY The Nanny 3.23 "That's Midlife"
a tiny heist went down to rescue Rise and now he's being taken everywhere by Reid Wiseman because he's extremely important (he was supposed to be left on the craft, he has instead been adopted)
Never be afraid to take your favorite plushie everywhere. If it's cool enough for an astronaut, it's cool enough for you.
and here's a closeup of the legend himself banging out the tunes <3
when it happens, there will be a crab rave like no other
every day i ask the crabs “is now the time?”
and every day the crabs sadly reply with a negative
Reblog if you too do not want to share outside with them.
guys I just found the greatest video on the internet