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good thing we can always try again

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

[gr8writingtips]

writing tip #4130:

who cares if it's bad, have you seen some of the shit people are reading these days

[theboost]

Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack it

[cptnflints]

"These days any man who can sew a black flag and get 10 fools to follow him can take a prize. They can take it because of the fear that I and men like me have instilled in their prey. But they can't do what I can do. They're not built for it."

[cowboyhatesithere]

Daily gratitude

I don’t have kids

I don’t spend money on nicotine

I don’t gamble my money away on sports

I’m not reliant on a chat bot for all my life functions

My books/CDs/DVDs collection is plentiful

[plasticlibrary]

One of the benefits of watching psych (2006) is that in most shows with a weird protagonist you find yourself asking why are you like this but in psych you don't do that because you just saw. You just saw 10 minutes ago at the start of the episode when Henry was putting him in a trunk

[amnesiaguy]

mirandaflint absolutely insane. both of us are in love with the same dead man so sometimes we have grief sex about it but #nohetero. also we are keeping each other’s dearest and best kept secrets which means we are the only people we can actually get mad at & fight with because we know we are safe with each other . and btw one of us is becoming someone unforgivable and the other is complicit and both of us are unrecognizable now to our shared dead husband. like hello ? can anyone hear me hello ???

[huffylemon]

ta da

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

ENOUGH “submissive and breedable”. what about “bloody, eyes glinting with resentful rage, and breedable” huh. what about that.

[eriexplosion]

Love me a character that goes "Don't just internalize your trauma. Externalize it. Make your trauma everyone else's problem. Murder some guys about it maybe. And whatever you do, never ever stop being interpersonally unpleasant to be around."

Give me a bitch that sucks and I'm all over them.

[sajdd]

hey guys not sure if any of you relate but personally ive been really big into stories lately. characters, even. i find myself impacted by fiction. yeah. that made-up stuff. this is just one brief look into my sick and twisted mind

[crocanti]

[birds-in-posts]

White-throated dipper (Cinclus cinclus)

[cryptotheism]

Father John Yogurt was defrocked from the clergy today for being asexual, following a papal ruling that "vows of chastity don't count without temptation." The Pope later commented "You gotta have that dog in you"

[boyswillbeboxes]

I need everyone to see this ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE

[lavenderedward]

[2022dirt]

Leaves creating perfect circles in the snow from the wind.

[moonshynecybin]

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

[moonshynecybin]