Wacky Woohoo Pizza Man Adventures

Sup everyone. This be my personal. I don't do too much different here than anyone else, like reblog things relating to my interests.

[jake-clark]

[meiiiwaku]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

[laughconfetti]

[creepymutelilbugger]

oh holy shit i didn’t even know where this meme came from

[roses-blog-of-things-deactivate]

OH MY ACTUAL GOD THE ORIGINAL

[emmaubler]

[commiescummie]

i said what i said

[trelleste]

Toothpaste. It's just frozen toothpaste.

[commiescummie]

[zeravmeta]

[mysharona1987]

[teaboot]

Yes funny hard agree but why is he Han Solo

[scruffylookingpiratecaptain]

I think people have truly lost any ability to be patient with storytelling.

‘I don’t understand this’ They’ll explain it if you wait.

‘I don’t like how this episode left things hanging’ There’s a continuation next week.

‘This character is flat’ Wait for them to be fleshed out.

So many of the complaints I see about shows lately are people being confused by things THAT THE SHOW WANTS YOU TO BE CONFUSED BY THATS THE FUN OF MYSTERY AND FORESHADOWING YOU ABSOLUTE GOBLINS THE MAIN CHARACTER IS ALSO CONFUSED AND THEYRE GONNA DO A BIG REVEAL AND EXPLANATION LATER IF YOU WOULD JUST FUCKING WAIT

[hooray4skeleton]

[sophie-baybey]

[sophie-baybey]

[senatortedcruz]

I am calling for a total and complete ban on tiktok pop psychology until we can figure out what the hell is going on

[lvl-5-kobold]

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

“penguin brothers forever”

[kokkuri3]

This maybe sounds a little harsh and I know it’s tempting but… don’t spend money on gacha games. Don’t. Don’t ever. Don’t even start. I’m perfectly aware that they’re all deliberately set up to incline you to spend money on them but I promise you even if you DO get what you’re whaling for it will not be worth the $100+ you spent on it.

[kokkuri3]

Every time I see jokes made about spending money on gacha games my stress level goes through the roof. Spending $100 on a video game is considered a lot when the $100 gets you the game in its entirety, including DLC. A lot of people don’t bat an eye at gacha purchases though, even though you get considerably less out of it. Gacha is gambling except the win is always worth much less than what you’ve paid, and thus even less justified. If you are genuinely tempted to spend any amount of money on gacha, stop playing them. Just drop them entirely. It is not worth it.

[prokopetz]

Out of curiosity, for those who have polls, what's the character limit on the text of a single option? Asking for a friend.

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

I pasted the entire Bee Movie script and it got reduced to "According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to", so, looks like 80 characters.

[prokopetz]

Hm.

The most widely used transcript of Bee Movie is roughly 80 000 characters in length, so – assuming you're okay with options splitting mid-word in order to make optimal use of the available character count – you should be able to fit the whole thing in about 100 consecutive polls. (i.e., 80 characters per option x 10 options per poll x 100 polls.)

Does anybody know if there's a limit on how many polls you can post in a day?

[chubby-aphrodite]

Mr. Prokopetz, I, and I cannot stress this enough, do not like where this is going.

[thestuffedalligator]

The urban fantasy show I actually want to see is a hospital drama with a dedicated wing for supernatural illnesses.

Vampirism. Lycanthropy. Cheap spells gone wrong. A woman brought in for her prenatal has to be told her baby is a lindworm. Someone is literally being followed by the anthropomorphic personification of the Black Death.

Someone somewhere out there is having their perception of the world irreparably shattered by the knowledge that magic is real, and at the other side is a team of doctors who have to roll their eyes and pull out Grimm’s Complete Fairy Tales because some high school kid tried to go Carrie with a cheap spellbook and turn all the kids at prom into frogs, and the doctors have to wrangle a couple dozen teenagers into admitting if they have a true love who can break the spell.

[sindri42]

I want the hospital director to be some dark entity that feeds on human misery but figured out that if you successfully treat the source of the misery then instead of hunting you down as an abomination the humans start bringing more miserable people to your house en masse and things kinda got out of hand from there.

[omicronus-1326]

Grimm's Anatomy

[xenosagaepisodeone]

Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity

[santa-destroy-deactivated202211]

this is what my bellisima mama did to me when i was but a six year old little bambine and now im so unbelievably fucked up

[ifrits-deactivated20210804]

yeah ill reblog that

[targent]

enraptured by the beanie baby documentary

[mayurikurotsutchi]

this isn’t fair i was sitting right next to nat (op) when he posted this do i not get any secondhand clout because i was too busy playing ffxiv to participate in the beanie baby documentary

[targent]

gamers these days will be like “ohhh i must queue up to make my bunny boy fight elfs” or whatever and will not simply Look Up and gaze into the expressive eyes of a beanie right on their tv… #society

[targent]

[beatcroc]

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[gorbling]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS if this gets notes op is going to post the leonardo dicaprio pointing image

[nedsseveredhead]

[memesandlaughs]

[netbug009]

Why are all of you reblogging this without the important context that Alan Denton is a writer on Sonic Boom?

[evilkitten3]

well that’s kinda on his wife then ngl

[twistcmyk]

[ereborslionheart]

tolkien fans are insufferable because you'll agree to watch the movies with them and then seven hours in they'll say "omg my favourite character is about to appear!" and it's a fucking siege weapon

[rohirric-hunter]

[shadetree-salesman]

I will not stand by while Grond, Hammer of the Underworld is slandered in such a way! 

[venowyn]

I thought tumblr was safe from Grondposting

[thespectacularspider-girl]

GROND!

[the-everything-man]

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

[transmechanicus]

[randomtechpriest]

GROND GROND GROND!

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

grond is when you gotta change discs on the extended edition. grond signals snack breaks and a refill of the wine. grond is an omen of good fortune and some respect should be put on his fucking name

[tachyon-at-rest]

Behold GROND: the realm's biggest hibachi grill.

[theeclectickoalastudent]

I shall always reblog GROND!