Things I want to say...but don't always

[everythingfox]

Distinguished gentlemen

(via)

[raccooncomic]

129. Back Pain

[benandreykissed]

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)

[starwars-europe]

REBLOGGING FOREVER ❤

#bensolodeservesbetter #bringbackbensolo

[reysexualkylo]

If I don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

[augustintodarkness]

Here I am again!

[xmalikethx]

Reblogging twice in one day because—💜

[desperatepie]

After I die, I wish someone will find my acc and hit that reblog button again, so even after death I will be reblogging this masterpiece

[aidoneira]

@demichrising Do what I did and schedule this to reblog in one year. Because Reylo will STILL BE IN MY HEART in 2021, just like it was in 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020! Maybe something new will have developed in the year that will pass!

[dailytwitterposts]

[justbadpuns]

Okay so re: the punny asking-out thing - I'm a writer and the primary love interest in my current story is hella into frogs. How does the main character ask him out?

“Everything about you is ribbiting, whatever I do you spawn into my thoughts. I get so nervous speaking to you sometimes my voice gets croaky” IDK FREEBALLING

[everythingfox]

how eat??

Riot the Red Fox

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

me: i need a plain black t shirt

target women’s section: would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human piñata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey!

target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one

[themadcapmathematician]

Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??

Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter

[dare-to-dm]

Women’s Section: Would you like to play fucking guessing games with our arbitrary sizing systems and style names?  Also, we added a bunch of fake pockets for your personal inconvenience!

Men’s Section: Here’s a bunch of pants organized by the exact inch length of your waist and legs.  With pockets that can hold more than just a credit card.

[sammit-janet]

Women’s Section:  Oh you want a plain tee-shirt?  Here you go, it’s completely see through so you either have to a) wear something else over it or b) let everyone see your bra!

Men’s Section:  Here’s an amazingly comfortable shirt that no one can see your undergarments through.  Have a nice day!

[gutter-adonis]

Women’s section: if you’re a nerd? I guess you wanna show titties and have glitter huh???

Men’s section: Here this has the hogwarts crest on it and it’s like five bucks

[i-tried-and-i-lost]

Women’s section: you want shorts? I guess that means you want something really short huh??? Might even see your butt??

Men’s section: Here’s comfortable shorts that are longer than like 15 cm long, have a good day

[domiingoenfuego]

i found the post again

[small-town-spooks]

Women’s section:you want a hoodie? Well here’s one that’s tight fitting and accents the one thing you don’t want to be seen, miss!

Men’s section:hoodie? Oh sure, here’s a loose fitting one that is perfect for hiding lumps of death have a nice day young man

[astrophelos]

Women’s section: pockets? Yeah sure of course! We’ll give you fifty fake pockets.

Men’s section: you can put your first born in one of ten pockets and still have room for more things

[dankmemeuniversity]

[airframeextender]

June 7th, 1942: Edward Hopper completes his best known painting, the seminal Nighthawks. When asked by a Chicago Tribute reporter about the philosophical meaning behind the diner having no clearly visible exits Hopper responded, “Shit. Fuck. I did it again. Goddamnit. Fuck. Not again. I did it again. Shit.” and slammed his hat on his leg.

[hyperbolicker-blog]

how does this only have 150 notes

[scarvenrot]

I fucking laughed so hard at this all artists are hilarious

[wintcrwind]

I have had this scheduled since december

[airframeextender]

oh its that day again

[thebestoftumbling]

[justbadpuns]

WHY OH WHY

[florence-pew]

[dragonrebelrose]

OUR BOI IS BACK

[leleleleleanna]

I could literally see this all day and not have enough.

[driverdaily]

Kylo Ren in the teaser trailer for STAR WARS: EPISODE IX—THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

[michellestarswept]

HOLY FORCE!!!! SUPREME LEADER KYLO REN IS SUPREMELY SEXY!!!!

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[leleleleleanna]

Big Dick Energy (tm)

[agir1ukn0w]

Let’s Look At Rey’s Face, Shall We?

A little flustered from running.

She looks so calm.

Now she’s determined.

(but not angry or vengeful in any sense)

This is literally the face she makes when she’s TRAINING you guys!!!!!!!!

Now she like: Come and get me baby.

(again, totally calm, almost like she’s been waiting for him)

[force-bonds]

YES! I totally believe that she’s either training with him or they set up some sort of meeting together on this planet. Regardless, she looks BEAUTIFUL and very sure in this moment.

[c-ssandras-archive]

Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun

[c-ssandras-archive]

Professor: whys your drawing look like that lol artemis would be paler

Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:

[remadeheartachemotel]

professor: ares is the god of war and is evil.

ares:

[your-villainous-neighbour]

Professor: Hades is the god of the underworld and is therefore evil and cold and heartless

Persephone, who has seen her husband cry secret tears of Manly Anguish every time she has to go live with her mother for six months:

[ultrawebcomics]

Professor: Not even the crack of dawn was safe from Zeus. Zeus:

[buffshipper8490]

Well, we all have our reasons but…

This

And This

Also This

This Too

Can Never Forget This

Just to name a few

What’s your deal, fellow Reylos? Reybros?

Please share!

[vaultieglass]

hey staff why did all the adult artists get banned but I’m still surrounded by pornbots and terrible harem fantasy game ads with crying abused women in them, I know the answer is MONEY I just really wanted to bring it up and acknowledge how fucked that is