nonbeanie

a They/Them that laughs at everything

[leotheenby90]

how the turn tables!

greetings old friend! how ive missed you. not sure how dedicated i’ll be to this idea, but i may be making my way back to you my dear dear tumblr. 

for anyone interested i am @leo_the_enby on tiktkok

that may or may not catch you up on me... i hate talking about me but my personality shines thru when you see it with your own eyes

but things that have changed since my last text post (which honestly is a lifetime ago at this point)

i have come out as Pansexual and Nonbinary i prefer to be called Leo and go by they/them pronouns

i will be turning 31 on july 29th which is a great accomplishment considering i didnt wanna live past 25yrs

im finally learning how to be happy with me and choosing to live

[sandandglass]

[natalie-mars]

I don’t reblog much, but this is too well said not to.

[themayfieldtreasury]

This always gets a reblog.

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance

you a bitch

[rsbenedict-deactivated20181216]

It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.

[pigeonstalking]

What’s more, it’s been shown that copula deletion occurs in AAVE exactly in those contexts where copula contraction occurs in so-called “Standard American English.” That is, the basic sentence “You are great” can become “You’re great” in SAE and “You great” in AAVE, but “I know who you are” cannot become “I know who you’re” in SAE, and according to reports, neither can you get “I know who you” in AAVE.

In other words, AAVE is a set of grammatical rules just as complex and systematic as SAE, and the widespread belief that it is not is nothing more than yet another manifestation of deeply internalized racism.

[kingkunta-md]

This is the most intellectual drag I’ve ever read.

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[sweetlygwilym-deactivated201908]

I’m not going to risk it lmao

[fourmisfitz]

i did the same and got with my crush in Paris when we wound up on the same vacation (yes so much like a fanfic)… can’t see how it’ll be topped this year but LETS GO BOI

[ducksforfrens]

OMG I NEED SOMETHING GOOD TO HAPPEN TO ME PLS :(

[myautumnsoul]

Please 🙁

I’m so in need of something good. 😰

[castiellover77]

C’mon March !!!

[innocencelives]

shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.

[catchymemes]

[mrshamill]

If I don’t reblog anything with penguins, assume I’m dead.

[historical-obsessions]

I’ve watched this about 20 times on loop and it’s improved my mood by about 784%!

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn-deactivated20180416]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[paintmeahero]

We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time. 

If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.

[unpretty]

[strangesequitur]

This post just keeps going new places every reblog cycle.

[teathattast]

nappy nap 😴

[imposterogers]

thor would be pissed that he missed the dinosaurs tbh 

[imposterogers]

thor: you have 7 phds, can you find a way to resurrect them? bruce: there’s literally six movies proving what a terrible idea that is thor: you don’t have all the facts bruce: which are? thor: i love them 

[mostlycatsmostly]

Maximum sploot achieved.

[mostlycatsmostly]

Aerial view

[americachavez]

tony has been building up his parental energies for the last 2.5 avengers films and i know we all think he’s the dad now but. BUT. steve is the actual dad of the avengers because he’s emotionally reserved, holds everyone to an impossible double standard and he abandoned his family the MINUTE his high school ex showed up

tony isn’t the dad tony is a single mom just trying his best thanks for coming to my ted talk

[tychography-deactivated20161203]

Reblog if you’re dead

Wanna see how many people are dead

[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

[glowstickhaloboy]

its awesome because the longer this post circulates the funnier it will get

[spelliarmus]

[x] 

[bella-bleeds-jello-deactivated2]

Okay, so the craziest thing ever happened to me the other morning. I took my son to school like normal and when we got inside his teacher said “oh, look a cat!” I didn’t look and kept getting my son settled in so I could leave. I sat with him through breakfast and left. As I was walking out I saw the cat across the street and noticed that it was my cat. Surprised that she was there I went to get her. I called her name a couple of times and finally she made her way to me. I placed her in the car confused as hell as to how she got there. She meowed the whole way home. I pondered the whole way home as to how she was in the car on the way there without me noticing. Maybe she had crawled up into the engine? I don’t know. Well when I arrived home I got out and went to open the door for her. I felt something rub against my ankle and I look down and there is my cat. The other cat just looked at me through the car window.. Apparently I found my cats’ twin in the wild. They were a complete mirror image of each other. My mind is still blown.! 🤯

[books-in-order]

[unicornempire]

I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you. 

[march25ths]

I CANT BYRWYFHEHE