祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Janaina Medeiros
ojovivo
trying on a metaphor
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Claire Keane
#extradirty
hello vonnie
blake kathryn
DEAR READER
Sade Olutola
if i look back, i am lost
Keni
wallacepolsom
ellievsbear
cherry valley forever
we're not kids anymore.
will byers stan first human second
Mike Driver
seen from France
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@lesbionetta
welcome to my new app, UberFeats. i will send heroes to your house to commit great Feats of strength and cunning
Will they do my dishes?
they will Slay your dishes
What about the laundry?
they will Slay your laundry
what about the minotaur harassing my cows
they will Have Sex with the minotaur
if someone gets killed by a grizzly bear or a polar bear it’s like “Damn, that’s unfortunate. Luck of the draw.” but if someone gets killed by a black bear you’re like “What did they do to that bear to make it that angry?”
there was an incident at work today
A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.
#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus
I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious
A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)
Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.
i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually.
This is leaving out the most crucial piece of why that was a normal reality: UNIONS. Union participation percentage is a measly 10% across all industries for the latest statistics in 2025. Unions are the ones who could fight against the requirement for everyone and their mother to need a minimum of a bachelor's degree. they could fight for working hours to be properly compensated so that the work week was actually 40 hours or less and everything over was actually paid for. The reality of the work place and why we work so much more for so much less is because we are not unionized. the reason europeans seem to have it so much better is because of their strong union culture. there are solutions to these problems and we need to stop obscuring the why.
correct.
[ID: A tweet or bluesky post by Crush All Zombies that reads:
Horrible news guys. I have just learned that a popular artist did some dumb bullshit when they were 15.
i know, i know. it's almost too sickening to even think about. what's important here is that we all bear a grudge against them for our entire lives.
End ID]
Oh no…
Zelda Heritage Post
not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
World Heritage Post
I need to remember that 90% of the people discussing politics on here are basically operating at this level of historical literacy.
i love this reply in particular
I JUST REALIZED I HAVE AN ENTIRE TUBE OF PRINGLES OH MY GOD YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
something just happened to half of it
everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters
Oh My God Damn
You get there and all the pretty boys look up from drinking from the reservoir and gallop away like gazelle
Google how do I make friends outside of work
I see a lot of big groups of friends at cons and I miss that. Back in the day I relied on forums to meet people and schedule outings and coordinate cosplays at cons and now that there's no forums I don't know how to build back that community
I have tried really hard to talk to cosplayers and artists today and they have all been so incredibly kind but I don't have the guts to ask them for their @s 😭 and honestly it's not like you can do much socializing on insta at least I've never been able to
Hold up look at this cool ass ant rex saw on the takoyaki stand
Someone is singing Baka Mitai on the karaoke with 0 intonatuon but A Lot of Feeing
h-hey guys
apparently clouded leopards can use their claws to hang upside down
wild huh
Pics or it didnt happen
they just. they just do that
I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now
