alex ☆

writer and artist and occasionally i yap so im basically hamilton think of it that way

[lexveryreal]

“𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑘𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑠𝑖𝘹 ℏ𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠, 𝑡ℏ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑖𝑠 𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠!”

alex's intro post!!

hi im alex!

she/her - artist and writer - minor

voted most likely to talk for six hours #1 hamilton/guys and dolls australia fan (especially jason arrow)

les mis, hamilton, chicago, hello dolly, and guys and dolls!!

im an artist and a writer

i have no consistent posting schedule

send me asks i will jump for joy

nicely nicely johnson's #1 fan

carrd | ao3 | writing masterlist

[revolutionnaire-farouche]

citizens I checked the weather app and apparently there's one more day before the storm

[lexveryreal]

rest in peace zaneeta shinn you would have loved ermengarde vandergelder-kemper

rest in peace horace vandergelder you would have loved mayor shinn

rest in peace nathan detroit you would have loved harold hill

rest in peace sarah brown and irene malloy you would have loved marian paroo

rest in peace dolly levi you would have loved BULLYING harold hill

[lexveryreal]

happy pride month to:

- alexander hamilton and aaron burr

- romeo montegue and tybalt capulet

- benvolio and mercutio

- demetrius and lysander

- sky masterson and nathan detroit

- sarah brown and miss adelaide

- nicely-nicely johnson and benny south street

- jean valjean and javert

- every single one of les amis

- cornelius hackl and barnaby tucker

- dolly levi

and everyone else

[lexveryreal]

what's the matter role the DICE

nathan we came to shoot traps not perform a choreographed dance break

[lexveryreal]

harry get with the times! pick up a fic or something smh

it's from the crack fic again

[lexveryreal]

i came to shoot crap.

big jule and nathan detroit hi yall

featuring good old reliable nathan detroit of the oldest established permanent floating crap game in new york!!

[lexveryreal]

brother nicely nicely JOHNSON.

why did they cut nathan forcing nicely to give his testimony from the movie i'm mad

[lexveryreal]

the guy's only doing it for some doll!!!

more stuff because the art block died ft benny south street and nicely nicely johnson 💪💪💪

ignore how bennys height changed i forgot he's taller than nicely

bonus ig

[lexveryreal]

i love this fic if u can't tell

harry the horse whore and benny southstreet ⬆️

color drawing hello tumblr! (fic tagged last post)

[lexveryreal]

guys and dolls more like gays and dolls amirite

this song fries me because they are so gay about it

bonus nicely and benny ref

we made misogynistic 50s media WOKE

[lexveryreal]

found a peak guys and dolls fanfic so i drew it off of the top of my head

these will get redone eventually but i posted the raw drafts for @hellostarry so

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

here's the fic yall

[lexveryreal]

guys and dolls but it's woke now and everyone is gay

i couldn't tell the white men apart so we made it different

(it's not in color so it's hard to tell but nicely is hispanic, benny is still a white man, harry is middle eastern, and charlie is a REDHEAD.)

(i did this off of the top of my head in a technology banned classroom so if ur wondering who everyone is that sucks ig)

the song is called gays and dolls now

also bonus nathan and adelaide

[lexveryreal]

hello everyone is there a guys and dolls fandom out there or is it just the ao3 writers that wanted to troll their castmates by writing fanfiction abt the show and then never touch it again 😔

[cygne--blanc]

I got too scared to leave this up on twitter but yeah. based on that one post

[youliveonavenueq]

it’s always “I’m going to the casino” and never “I’m going to the oldest established permanent floating Crap game in New York” 😔😔

[instatuquo]

ladies if he doesn't

reach for stars in the sky

wait out in the rain

pay all kinds of rent for a flat that could flatten the Taj Mahal

save half of his dough

buy wine like a bum can't afford

lift platinum folderol

wear tails with the front gleaming white

take a good steady job

smell from Vitalis and Barbasol

tell him to look for some other doll!