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Actually he took out a gun with which he shot himself
why did the italian restaurant give him a gun instead of a meatball marinara......
*Putting loaded gun in my mouth and cocking the hammer.*
(Internal monologue): "You know, I'm starting to suspect the restaurant got my order wrong. Unfortunately, it's too late to return and ask them to remake the order without it being awkward." 😕 "Next time."🤯
I close my eyes and all I see are JD Vance edits
I just heard a male teacher say "ladies, i'll tell you that the way to a mans heart is through his stomach so make sure you can cook real good, and boys, also make sure you can cook well because the ladies will be mighty impressed if they come home and you've cooked up a meal that not only tastes good but looks good."
disgusting.
I'd like to say I understand this but I really fucking don't what the fuck are you on about.
you’re sexist, hope this helps <3
So my first assumption was right holy fuck.
Okay I'm just leaving this without comment because sweet fucking Christ is this gold. Like I could go on for about an hour proving how leftism hates any sort of standard and any sort of virtue and then you go on and just prove the case for me so beautifully.
Learning to cook his sexist now... You know what by the standards of your philosophy you're absolutely correct absolutely and that's why among very many reasons you have an wrong philosophy. But please keep saying this please people need to see real life examples of what I say will philosophically naturally conclude.
Please tell people that entire swabs of love language are sex is please keep saying it because God knows this does numbers for us.
Everyone should know how to cook
An adult not knowing how to cooks basic meals is tantamount to an adult not knowing how to do their own laundry and clean up after themselves.
As per always, if you can do these things well, it speaks towards your competency. Many people would consider these traits attractive aspect of a person.
Another point for the venerable shoulder holster.
sensei steve said to never use this technique for it is forbidden but I’m sorry sensei, I have to go all out *draws my .44 special on a local law enforcement officer who cut in front of my at dunkin*
forgive me
I know somebody here might find this interesting
he's got those GRIPPERS for when he GETS YOU.
Who would you rather have narrate your life?
Morgan Freeman
Samuel L. Jackson
Bert (Mary Poppins)
Alan-a-Dale (Robin Hood)
Clopin (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
The Muses (Hercules)
Hermes and the Fates (Hadestown)
Crystal, Chiffon, and Ronette (Little Shop of Horrors)
The Criminologist (The Rocky Horror Picture Show)
Lemony Snicket (A Series of Unfortunate Events)
Statler and Waldorf (The Muppet Show)
Other/see results
I considered adding the Oompa-Loompas but that would be exclusively for when you screw something up
Among this selection I picked Samuel L. Jackson, but if it were offered I would actually prefer Lieutenant Commander Data from TNG. I'd actually probably take any of the core TNG cast, especially Picard would be good too.
Sir David Attenborough
Way too many men on that list. Galadriel from Lord of the Rings.
The narrator from the Stanly parable
No option for Ken Burns? Bad poll. I want the whole Civil War style documentary treatment, complete with sobering fiddle music.
all cyberpunk stories are like “If you wanna crack open a cybercroissant this nasty, you’re gonna need a real top notch e-driller. i know a guy- Toledo Killswitch- he’s got the frag ordinance you need to grizzle this bocce ball.”
High libido women are so cringe….
What about high-libido men?
yeah
Fucking Roger Rabbit shit.
I only understood one word in that entire thing and it was “blonde” but with that, I understand the entire joke
