She's A Hurricane In All Kinds Of Weather

Effie Dee

[never-obsolete]

The Underwater screen saver, from Windows 98

[slavery]

[everythingstarstuff]

Grasshopper café South Korea

[paxamericana]

lord of the rings 2001, dir. quentin tarantino

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

i was never seen again.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

this was the best time ever bc my host had just changed the tire and I was like “oh hell yeah an old tractor tire! you know what that means!” and everyone was like “no….” the French boys and the Norwegians were like “we dont actually” and I was like my god….I’m the only hillbilly here….it’s Up To Me

and I like to think of that as the only significant cultural impact I made.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

everyone’s so worried about my tree trajectory but that’s the best part about rolling downhill in tractor tires: so much of the shock is absorbed by the tire so you can pretty much do anything. in theory. i’m not a doctor I actually don’t know you could probably still die. one of the guys I roped into this went over a huge boulder and went airborn for a hot second though so that was fun

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

People keep commenting about my leg muscles and the answer is that’s just how u look when u work on a farm on top of a mountain

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

People also keep asking how you stop. The answer is: eventually

[slimetony]

Shoplifting tumblr had the right idea the whole time and we just made fun of them

[slimetony]

Stop writing callout posts because someone drew cartoon characters kissing and shoplift from target

[expertpedestrian]

tory power stance is still the funniest thing to come out of uk party politics in a long time

[expertpedestrian]

[strangehorse]

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

[bemusedlybespectacled]

[nerdynbhuman]

I feel like I need to talk about the random shit I know about this pose. As they paid a guy a lot of money to come up with a pose that’d make the important tories look POWERFUL and IMPOSING. And they guy came up with this, but it was only meant for photos of the torso up and none of them realised.

[spank-the-villain]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tory_power_stance

funny, funny article. “ The stance is believed to be intended to be a display of power and confidence. “

[wondersmith-and-sons]

how could you leave out the best part of that wiki entry

[irish-luthor]

tumblr nsfw ban is gonna bring back cubism

[hearticho]

#can’t flag the nipple if u can’t figure out where it is (via @irish-luthor)

[lickimivag]

I. Am. So. Cute. And. I. Need. Attention.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[owowowowwoowoowow]

[glozirina]

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

By Jen Bloomer.

[weeniebagel]

yo whatever happened to gladiators n coliseums n shit? when did we decide that blood sports were bad? im tryna see two men kill each other on pay per view

[weeniebagel]

dont worry im a feminist id pay to see two women kill each other as well

[weeniebagel]

political correctness killed the gladiatorial arena and its disgusting. fucking millennials (400 AD)

[yiffmaster]

gladiators were actually very skilled and expensive to train (not to mention charismatic and popular), so they rarely fought to the death actually; it was more of a… ritualized theatrical combat

the modern equivalent you’re looking for is professional wrestling

[calliopecoyote]

Ok but when are professional wrestlers gonna be throwing nets and shit and using swords???

[yugirimistwalker]

what is a chair if not a modern day sword

[yiffmaster]

what is a table but a domestic net

[blackgayze]

While we’re at it Tarzan could get it too. White dreads and all.

[threesideddream]

hey baize do you accept criticism on your posts

[thebigblackwolfe]

he’s a british man from the 1800s, he’s probably not circumcised, and he’s been living with gorillas. it doesn’t matter what he’s packing he’s probably got some of the strongest aged dick cheese under his hood…

[blackgayze]

Gorillas are actually pretty clean animals, and a nice river bath before the great dickdown of 1892 would clear any remains dirt right up

[blueklectic]

*throws holy water on this post*

[blackgayze]

*Washes Tarzans cock (yeah, I said it) with it

[gloriousbodies]

My ex and i were watching that a few years ago and she absolutely ruined the whole movie for me by saying “so how bad to you think he destroyed jane’s pussy the first time because gorilla’s ain’t exactly bout that gentle lovin”

[blackgayze]

She probably had months of construction work after the first time. Probably had to build a whole new pussy from scratch

[beeesay1n2]

We need more discussions like this

[blackgayze]

Thank you! The Tarzan dickscourse is so important. Like did you see the size of his thighs? If the dick didn’t kill you on contact the piston power from those thighs definitely would. Have you mad and crawling around the jungle like

[gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111]

[spicyvampire]

[cleopatronising]

the Blair Witch is literally just an example of what white women did before pinterest and valium

[rosebramblewolf]

isnt valium from like the 50s

[cleopatronising]

and Miss Blair Witch’s first murder occurred in 1940… know your herstory

[monstersarebetter]

1 like = 1 monster date

1 reblog = 1 night w monster

Scroll down = No monster fucking for you

[swaneton]

im hoping you mean the energy drink

[monstersarebetter]

absolutely not. does this blog look like it endorses sub-par energy drinks? no. this blog promotes getting spit roasted between two demonic hell beasts after fine dining on that sea monster pussy. miss me with that ain’t even shit drink unless it leads me straight into a monster bukakke scene. can’t even begin to imagine a world where I would rather drink that death syrup as opposed to riding that eldritch horror dick. fuck you.

[aku-no-homu]

[goulashnikov-concern]