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blus0x

You can only REBLOG THIS TODAY

one-time-i-dreamt

His smile 🥺❤

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500daysofbecky

I really need everyone to see me throwing a piece of bread into a bears mouth.

500daysofbecky

I actually have never been more proud of anything in my life and WILL reblog this every day until I die.

vote-for-eggman

Fris-bear

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talented bear

distant-scream

For any worried commenters this is from the Olympia game farm! The bears were all performers so they come here to spend the rest if their lives, some like this guy wave at you if you wave. Also the bread is specially made for feeding the animals in the park so they dont get sick :)

thesundanceghost

Guys let’s be real. Remus Lupin was so not the mother hen of the marauders- that bitch would skip meals to study and refuse help after full moons and laugh at his friends when their pranks would backfire.

The real mother hen was James “Remus stop picking at that scar you’re going to make it bleed, Sirius you’re not too punk for breakfast sit down and eat your eggs, Peter as much as I approve of your chess skills you need to stop and do your Charms homework” Potter.

blimeyhermione

Imagine once Sirius runs away to live with the Potters, Sirius is doing something ridiculous and James and Mrs. Potter walk in at the same time, and scold him at the same time in the same tone of voice, and all the color just drains out of James’ face and he goes to his room and won’t come out for supper because he can still hear Sirius and Mrs. Potter roaring with laughter and he knows he’ll never live this down because oh god he’s become his mother.

demisexual-deesaster

Sirius: *walks in late at night*

Mrs. Potter: *flips on lampshade* And where have you been?

Sirius: I was with James!

James, spins around in chair and flips on another lampshade: Wanna try that again?

charlesoberonn

Apparently the current proposed name of the hypothetical ninth planet is Persephone which is such a good name I’m mad I didn’t think of it.

charlesoberonn

Allow me to explain why it’s such a great name:

It pays homage to Pluto, previously known as the ninth planet, since Persephone was Pluto/Hades’s wife in Greek Mythology

It helps make up for the gender inequality in the names of planets, since Venus is the only other planet named after a woman

If it exists, it’d be the coldest planet in the Solar System, and in Greek Mythology, it was Persephone’s time spent in the underworld that caused winter

darkbluemint

I’m into this

swan2swan

I can’t believe none of the reasons were “It’s what Pluto would want.”

alexkablob

#if he can’t be a planet at least his wife can

broadwaytheanimatedseries

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

irrepressible-domovoy

Pluto’s reaction:

niggazinmoscow

Every day I learn something new about queer history.

valtsv

im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

valtsv

like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions

valtsv

fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy Tips™

petermorwood

I’ve seen all of these elsewhere, mostly unconnected with cowboys; it doesn’t stop them from being funny, perceptive and often quietly wise.

goobra

this feels appropriate

yeet-the-rich-byfalloutboy

I’ll keep rebloghing posts like these until we stop shaming poor consumers for not going vegan or whatever and start pressuring COMPANIES with MONEY to start operating more sustainably