Li_ka2

is active for like 5 days once a year when tumblr does a tumblr. no exceptions. she/her, 18

[angry-roomba-army]

mumbo fans have encountered a problem that literally no other mcyt fan has and it's that their creator touches grass too much somehow. "i wonder if mumbo is going to upload today!" mumbo is in the alps

[nihilnovisubsole]

me explaining goncharov to my mother: so tumblr made up this scorsese crime film and they're arguing about its themes and-

my mother, completely deadpan: well are they reviewing the theatrical release or director's cut.

me:

my mother: what does frances ford coppola think of it

[dancinbutterfly]

Your mother is the only one who understands me

[fanfic-obsessed]

Theatrical release. No doubt.

Some of the more argued points were clearer in the directors cut, particularly with the exposition in the scene around the 30 minute mark.

However that scene was so fucked up that I am not surprised it was ultimately cut...

[elftwink]

theres a phenomenon that happens on here i have been calling "normalize loving parents posting" which is when you spend a lot of time on tumblr and are exposed to a lot of one specific counter-cultural narrative day in and day out until you start to forget what the dominant ideas are for most of the human population and thus feel the need to "defend" things that are widely accepted and popular. it's called this because of the time a bunch of text posts about shitty dads were circulating and then people with good relationships with their dad didn't feel included enough and started making "uhmmm can we normalize loving parents? not everyone has a deadbeat dad, MY dad is great" type posts, seemingly forgetting that good relationship with dad is a cultural norm that is expected and encouraged. i think its good practice, especially when im annoyed, to stop before i hit the post button and ask myself if this is a real issue or if im normalize loving parents posting. because often im about to try to normalize loving parents

[elftwink]

common examples of normalize loving parents posting:

support women who shave their legs and wear makeup every day

let's hear it for masculine men

reminder that two people of the same gender can have a close platonic relationship!! not everything is gay!!

skinny shaming is hurtful too guys

does anyone else think [ironic kink du jour] is strange and freaky and gross?

saluting our bravest warriors who aren't afraid to stand up and advocate for the status quo

[thecinnamoncheese]

So I think at some point @tuima11 said that Ao Lie's noodle form in the Found Family Instruction Manual was based off those worm-on-a-string things.

Anyway that combined with the description of him in the fanfiction has led me to the most wretched thing I have ever painted:

[tuima11]

This is so cursed, it’s perfect, j’adore

[131-vr]

Based on @tuima11 's fanfic 'Sleep Training', This is one of the scenes that lives rent free on my head.

I love your stories :))))))

[tuima11]

It’s PERFECT, bahahaha, look at how eager Sandy is, and Wukong’s gormless expression. The Most Brother interaction 🤣

This is one of those times art absolutely exceeds the writing; it’s so much funnier here than I could ever manage! Thank you!!

[superkat500]

“The horse was tip-toeing”

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I recently got sucked into “The Found Family Instruction Manual”, a series by @tuima11 , who’s writing style is so impressively dynamic that my fiance’s been making me read it to him as a bedtime story. Thanks for that!

[131-vr]

He smol Monkie, This is from @tuima11 story Sleep Training, I love this story.

Wukong Looks really smol compare to Sandy jsjsjs

[tuima11]

Losing my MIND over these expressions. Every last one is a freaking masterpiece. Which is my favorite?? Yes.

[huanted-dennys]

Doodles of @tuima11 ‘s Fic Sleep training

I honestly love their writing style and i’ve been sitting on this for a little bit, I wanted to draw the whole scene with full color but my jobs have zapped the energy outta me

I genuinely love how they write Sandy, I would die for this version of this stupid fish man he’s so cool

Link to Sleep training and their collection The Found Family Instruction Manual

[131-vr]

Hello, I've been sitting on this work for months, finally had the time to finish it, at least part 1.

This is from one of my favorite fics, How to Train Your Monkey from @tuima11, I read it like five times.

I'm trying really hard to get all the feelings of this part of the fic on this drawing, hope i'm doing it all right.

I ate a whole watermelon on my own while finishing this work, its 1 am. Worth it :)

[tuima11]

I have absolutely no words for the utter atmospheric perfection of this thing, you completely nailed it, I am in awe

Part one??? There will be MORE of this? I may physically explode

UPDATE: part two is up!

[singeamon-arts]

I hope they ended up fixing that street

Based off @tuima11’s awesome Found Family Instruction Manual fic

[tuima11]

When your disciple is a walking harbinger of Incidental Property Damage

[blackfox4]

Wukong, what have you done this time!

[byjove]

Someone mentioned how they were having a hard time creating a world for their fantasy fiction geographically because they kept reinventing the island of Britain, which also happened to my good close enemy George R. R. Martin. I would like to suggest North Carolina. I know that sounds absolutely ridiculous but North Carolina has an awesome geographic setup for a fantasy kingdom, I think. Inhospitable barrier islands, constantly shifting shoals in the sound, swamps with alligators, venomous snakes and carnivorous plants, lots of very flat and somewhat sparsely populated farmland, foothills, mines, mountains full of mysterious phenomenon that were originally very difficult to navigate and people still get lost in today. It kind of rocks.

[the-ice-queen-623]

AND VENUS FLYTRAPS ARE NATIVE TO THE CAROLINAS!

[byjove]

There are actually 36 carnivorous plant species native to North Carolina, roughly half of all carnivorous plant species in the United States are found in North Carolina! I added the carnivorous plant detail because that’s something I love about the state. We have so many fucking bugs that the plants keep evolving to eat them.

I love that giant man eating Venus flytraps are worldbuilding staples in untamed tropical fantasy settings but they’re actually native to a small region in the Carolinas.

[byjove]

And I agree with the notes, the Chesapeake Bay + Great Dismal Swamp (partially in NC anyway) and the South Carolina Lowcountry would be good geographic additions to this.

[grimeclown]

I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"

[gaesnek]

[monkey-mulch]

technically narc isnt even short for narcotics officer its just cant for Cop, I believe Roma in origin

[red-mercer]

I read years ago in a book that it was derived from nakk, Romani for nose, as in someone who always has their nose in other people's business

[grimeclown]

ITS DERIVED FROM "NARCO" AS IN "NARCOTICS" WHAT FUCKING BOOK

[grimeclown]

Okay you know what pulling back on my derision because i can see how this mistake would be made but narc and nark are etymologically unrelated

[headspace-hotel]

Etymology is always doing some shit like this

[bogleech]

Convergent evolution.

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Linguistic crab

[backofthebookshelf]

Two entire linguistic traditions have merged to remind you not to be a fuckin narc

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[teaboot]

hotel transylvania parking job

[byjove]

Achilles wouldn’t have died if he was wearing OSHA approved work boots.

[byjove]

Don’t let workplace safety be YOUR Achilles heel.

[pooslie]

[hungry-skeleton]

I think the biggest thing mascot horror things need to get a grip on is the reasonable balance of cute/creepy. The mascot in question needs to be cute enough to realistically be for children but scary enough to actually make for effective horror. Most games always lean too far in either direction and idk maybe it's just me but immersion with these kinds of games are important for me to actually find enjoyment in them.

[hungry-skeleton]

Can anyone hear me

[hungry-skeleton]

[hungry-skeleton]

GUYS...

[mavenmemnon]

[1percentcharge]

if Sherlock Holmes was a tumblr user he’d be like prev reblog I noticed you tagged this gifset of Ryan Gosling in the Barbie movie trailer with “I want to *** *** *****” which you likely wanted us to interpret with a vague sexual meaning however three weeks ago you posted that you were researching Greek myths for fun and ever since then you have “coincidentally” used prometheus as a topic in several of your funnyguy posts that you wanted to blow up but only got 200 notes and coupled with your love of birds I can only assume that your tag actually meant “eat his liver” and that you’re deep in some sort of Prometheus hyperfixation that you’re coy about for some reason probably because it’s so weird. and then everyone on here would get all scared because of him