just a bit extra

[matchagirl]

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

[heartsdesire456]

I used to think this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free but then I realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals.

[ranger-truth]

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

[unnonexistence]

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

[crumplelush]

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

[aceofsquiddles]

[sandersstudies]

You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.

[i-will-physically-fight-you]

Dogs.

[sandersstudies]

I don’t even have to do this one because PETA did it first by insinuating domestication is inherently abusive.

[rinofwater]

The sky

[sandersstudies]

Used to trick and mock anyone who asks “what’s up?” A bullying tactic.

[roman-flair-deactivated20190203]

Super Mario Bros.

[sandersstudies]

Stereotypes Italians, enforces the narrative of women who need men to rescue them, and encourages violence against turtles.

[shuouichi]

John Mulaney

[sandersstudies]

He was over on the bench and he SAW what they did to Tyler and he did NOTHING.

[starryvioletnight]

Omfg

[fainsworld]

Pokemon

[sandersstudies]

Making your pets fight repeatedly is animal abuse.

[everwizard]

OP

[sandersstudies]

OP literally argued that dogs were problematic but go off I guess

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

This is a work of art and should be sent to everyone as soon as they sign up for Tumblr so they know what they’re walking into

[captain-acab]

*Lemony Snicket voice* The word ‘poison’ here can mean many things. ‘Poison’ may literally refer to the presence of an unwashed llama in a stream from which a nearby village likely collects its drinking water. Likewise, it may figuratively refer to the effect of greed and isolation on the priorities of a young ruler, or the machinations of a villainous royal advisor on the health and wellbeing of said young ruler. In this case, however, ‘poison’ most literally refers to the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison… That poison.

[ohifonlyx33]

i feel like i was just rick-rolled

[sunflowerseedsandscience]

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

mmmmmmmilk duds

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*snickers*

[multigoddamntrash]

well don’t you have some nice twix up your sleeves

[grizabellasolo]

I’ll pay you a hundred grand to stop this

[goweninsane]

Talk about a payday

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you’re all a bunch of nerds

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you think you’re real smarties but actually i’m surrounded by dumdums 

[4evrawsm]

That was a warhead of an insult you dropped there…

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hush up you airhead 

[hbh-throwaway-blog]

these are very candy-corny

[synthetic-sonata]

these jokes are lifesavers

[focussoup]

Y’all need to take-five and think about what you’re doing

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

don’t spoil the fun, lemonhead

[0bubbledragon0]

well this was a fun dip into madness

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

donate to my kickstarter so i can build a time machine and

get julius caesar addicted to hentai

seduce cleopatra

“oh but how will you seduce cleopatra?” you might ask because you’re a moron. it’s simple: i’m 6′2″ and i’m fat. fatness was considered attractive back then because if you were fat, that meant you were wealthy enough to get fat. plus, 6′2″ is unreasonably gigantically tall in the BC times. 

so cleopatra will be like “a giant? AND he’s got stretch marks?” and she’ll instantly become infatuated with my rotund, hairy body 

then i will live in royalty for the rest of my days. kickstarter backers will have their names written in my tomb, baffling archaeologists for centuries to come. 

[theirisianprincess]

My favorite part of this is that OP didn’t feel the need to explain how he’d get Julius Caesar addicted to hentai.

[bramblepatch]

Honestly Cleopatra’s not a great target for this; she fought tooth and nail to hold on to her political power, outlived several husbands, and took her own life at the age of 40 rather than face Roman conquest. We still don’t know the location of her tomb. If you want to live a long, pampered life and then baffle archaeologists you probably want to seduce an ancient ruler whose reign was more secure and who was succeeded by their own heirs and not grudgingly-at-best respectful foreign invaders.

[postmodernismruinedme]

every appearance of Steve Rogers in the MCU

Captain America: The First Avenger

The Avengers

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Avengers: Age of Ultron

Captain America: Civil War

Spider-Man: Homecoming

Avengers: Infinity War

[greelin]

phrases like “i’ll be the distraction you go on ahead without me” generally do not have a tendency to end well

[greelin]

“i’ll catch up with you” no. no you probably won’t

[char-ientism-blog]

“we’ll talk about this later” there is no later

[greelin]

“it’ll be alright” not for you since you just said that and doomed yourself

[ilarual-archive]

#spot the soon to be dead character#always part of my reading/movie watching experience (bitternovembersoul)

[defydamage]

“Well whatever it was it’s gone now” YOU JUST SEALED YOUR FATE FRIEND.

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

“I’ll tell the police later, there’s something I need to take care of first,” is one to watch for in mysteries because it means 1) the subplot is this person is blackmailing the murderer, and 2) they’re the next victim.

[minazummers]

“If we get through this [insert cute domestic dream for the future].” 87% death rate.

[franksinatrasundergroundworld-d]

A

Of A

You Do The

AND

VERY VERY

[babygirlharris]

i dont get it

[babygirlharris]

NEVERMIND I GET IT NOW I’M STUPID

[ibelievewhatsontv-deactivated20]

WHAT IS IT

[geekymcpilot]

HOLY FUCK

[vergeangst]

Oh my fucKING-

[princesstigerbelle]

✨Curious Zelda ✨

[i-am-a-fish]

honey, it’s the gayest tuesday of 2018

[nylaporp]

It is still Monday you idiot

[5-pack-coffee]

No you heccin fool, it’s midnight so it’s Tuesday

[nylaporp]

It is 11:03 you befoon

[5-pack-coffee]

T I M E Z O N E S

[nylaporp]

I am in Texas and Texas is the best state therefore making my time zone the best time zone ever so E A T T H A T

[5-pack-coffee]

I live in Virginia which is the state Yorktown is located in AND ITS 12:07am HERE SO BASICALLY IM RIGHT AND UR WRONG THE BATTLE OF YORKTOWN IS WHERE WE CLAIMED INDEPENDENCE AND THAT WAS FOUGHT IN VIRGINIA BUDDY PAL CHUM CHUMMY FRIEND BUD PAL FRIENDO FRIENDY FRIEND HOMESLICE BREADSLICE LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION

[nylaporp]

We have cowboys and we are the biggest state. Alaska doesn’t count.

[5-pack-coffee]

…we have the ocean like right there. It’s just sitting there. I could probably ride my bike to the ocean if I was determined enough.

[nylaporp]

We do too. Also we have better garlic bread

[5-pack-coffee]

Fuck. How dare you. HhhhWE HAVE MOTHMAN

[nylaporp]

Mothman sucks. And I’m just stateing facts.

[5-pack-coffee]

You hurt his feelings. Apologize. Now.

[nylaporp]

That devil needs no apologizes.

[5-pack-coffee]

That’s it, you’re grounded. Get on top of the fridge.

[nylaporp]

I AM AN INDEPENDENT WOMEN YOU CANT MAKE ME

[5-pack-coffee]

I AM YOUR F A T H E R YOUNG LADY NOW APOLOGIZE TO MOTHMAN OR YOU ARE GROUNDED FROM LIVING AND WILL HAVE TO ONLY EAT DIRT FOR TIL COLLEGE

[nylaporp]

YOU CANT CONTROL ME I WILL BE FREE

[5-pack-coffee]

YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR TIL COLLEGE

[nylaporp]

WHAT IF IM NOT GOING TO COLLEGE

[5-pack-coffee]

THEN YOU WILL SUFFER

[nylaporp]

Yeah you win. Sorry Mothman for being the best thing to ever happen to you.

[5-pack-coffee]

B I T C H

[nylaporp]

Honey that’s my birth name

[i-am-a-fish]

we’re off to a shaky start but this is still the gayest tuesday of 2018

[lil-extra-queen]

Hufflepuff aesthetic

[artandsuchevan]

“Life’s Lil Pleasures” by Evan Lorenzen 

©2015 Evan Lorenzen

[thebootydiaries]

I hate straight white men like you

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[source]

[emf1947]

I’ve been known to miss the trash can when I’m standing right next to it.

[katieamazeballs]

These guys have way too much time on their hands

[faesbeforebaes-deactivated20190]

Guess who made another one! Enjoy

ACOTAR version

[lil-extra-queen]

Gold

[neutralbacteria]

[2jam4u]

[foxfairyreads]

how I’m gonna teach my kids