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muppetshow2026

you can hate whatever muppet you want but if you hate slimey the worm im legally allowed to kill you

flip-this-table

He’s just like, a lil guy…how can you not like him

coolyo294

Free sushi at the bus stop on 10th st east in downtown at paul. For those who are interested

feelboss

me: i’m fine

internally: *the tunnel scene from willy wonka*

sergle

i don’t make the rules AT ALL, but if you mostly spend time in Gay People Spaces then you know about 28 ppl who look like this

animentality

cb1296

Reminds me of this lol

habbadax

Took a wrong turn somewhere

orcboxer

i took a nap and woke up in all these goddam spinanch

bwaaaah

new favorite tweet

im like no worries & then feel so upset i get chest pains

rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211

Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted

hiscarissima

Wait what.

rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211

Sometimes old ladies had to kick the ladder out from under their stepfathers when they were girls and that’s valid

saint-batrick

oh, my little old lady murder story was her replacing the medication in her abusive husband's capsules with rat poison.

"back in the day, our grandmothers worked on their marriages and didn't get divorced!" nah, friend, they COULDN'T get a divorce so sometimes they killed their fuckin husbands. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

smashasaurus-rex

My grandma murdered her first husband the first time he beat their daughter.

sandersgrey

thatdisasterauthor

My college was next to an assisted living facility and one time we went over there to draw people’s portraits so we could get practice drawing older people. The lady I was drawing idly told me that she "dealt quite handily with her first husband” while making a stabbing gesture. Five minutes later she requested I make sure not to draw her double chin. I honored that request.

need-a-new-reality

So when I was a child my grandmother told all these great stories about growing up in the Alaskan wilderness. Amazing bad ass stories about her and my great-grandmother. I recently asked my mom why my great-grandmother moved from Texas to Alaska in the first place. Turns out my Great-grandfather was abusive to my great grandmother for years and she lived with that until the first time he hit my grandmother, who was like three at the time, my great-grandmother got him very drunk and beat him to death then moved to Alaska to hide from the cops.

drst

Men don't realize their life expectancy went up thanks to divorce.

the-bibrarian

Figure 9.3 shows that the number of males killed by intimate partners dropped by 71.4% between 1976 and 2002. Researchers and advocates for battered women attribute this dramatic decline to the widespread availability of support services for women, including shelters, crisis counseling, hotlines, and legal measures such as protection and restraining orders. These services offer abused women options for escaping violence and abuse other than taking their partners' lives. Other factors that may have contributed to the decline are the increased ease of obtaining divorce and the generally improved economic conditions for women.

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:))))))))

animentality

beaky-peartree

i just remembered a story my first plug told me. she's butch and gets mistaken for a man a lot. one time she was walking home when a guy pulled a knife on her and asked for everything in her pockets. panicking, she said "ok" and the guy hearing her voice was like "oh shit, are you a girl?" and she was like "yeah" and he put the knife away and said something like "sorry. i can't do this to a woman" and left. feminist ally.

beaky-peartree

it's a tragedy i couldn't find this post in time for international women's day. happy belated women's day to this guy.