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thelogicalghost

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

bettsplendens

This is the best kind of prank.

No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.

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SAY IT WITH ME: I WILL VOTE ON TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2020.

I WILL VOTE ON TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2020.

mariana-runs

And I will vote blue no matter who.

mariana-runs

An update to this already amazing post. But due to Covid, the USPS being truly fucked, and all other forms of voter suppression:

Request a mail in ballot as soon as you can and return it the day you get it.

Election Day is November 3 technically, but we MUST get our mail in ballots returned well ahead of time. We MUST account for the attempts at (additional) voter suppression. We MUST adhere to our state regulations on when ballots need to be received by. We MUST NOT let the Cheeto suppress our voices.

This is going to be the most underwhelming Election Day for possibly the most important presidential election in modern history due to mail in voting. There might not be a winner declared that night. We might feel like we’re in turmoil and Trump might declare victory prematurely. We cannot be discouraged.

Get your votes in early. Vote in any upcoming primaries. Make sure your friends and families are requesting ballots and voting. We can do this.

fatmaninalittlesuit

One other option. Many states allow you to drop off completed absentee ballots at polling stations. My county has drop boxes so you don’t even have to get out of your car.

Vote early - Vote Safely - Just vote!!

asexyfaeriefate

the-mykie-show

I've never hit reblog so fast in my entire life omg

trinity

Dormant Predators

This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20.

ocean-again

reblog for that last bit to save a life

smiling-grouch-deactivated20241

If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move.

You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!

deminat-20

That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.

letsgetoutofspace

Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?

morgrimmoon

Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.

trini-lover

Sharing for all the safety items!!

inner

Informative. Please share!

midwest-monster

broadway antique market

i bought this telegram, because it’s probably the best thing i’ve ever seen. i’m framing it. it cost $1.

theblamegabe-deactivated2019102

I need to end all my correspondences with “Get me” now

my-critical-rolemance

1800s twitter post right here

sterling-jay

Ok but real talk here, big, important question for everyone:

Why do you like but not reblog?

It feels like the bare minimum in fandom to reblog stuff you like. It’s the easiest way to support artists/writers and guarantee they do more of that same kind of thing.

I thought of some reasons people might not want to reblog and I’m going to debunk them:

Reblog = repost and reposts are evil!!!

Reblogs are different than reposts. As long as the original post came from the artist, the artist gets the credit for it and that’s what they want. REPOSTS are when you find a piece of art you like, save it to your computer, and later make your own post with it, and that’s not cool

Reblogging is too much effort!!

It really, really isn’t. On mobile? Press and hold the reblog button. The post has now been reblogged. On desktop? Hold the alt key and then click the reblog button. Off it goes, letting more people enjoy the beauty of the post you just enjoyed yourself!

I don’t want to tag things though

So then…don’t? Just reblog it with no tags. You want to tag it later, you can. You never want to tag things? Cool, neither do I most times!

I DO want to tag things but I feel like I’m bothering people

I guarantee you, 90% of the time, artists love tags. Even the keyboard smash tags. The ones they don’t love are the ones demanding more art/for the artist to do things in a specific way/to change the art to suit one specific viewer’s preferences.

If I reblog things a lot, it’ll annoy people!

If people are following you, it’s for your content. If it annoys them, they can unfollow you. That’s on them. If you mean it’ll annoy the ARTIST if you go in and reblog their whole art tag…wrong, false, no, definitely not, they might even make more art specifically for you if you do that. Especially if you tag with ‘I love this piece because…’ and then give a reason why you love it, that is the most encouraging thing.

Reblogging doesn’t fit my blog aesthetic.

Idk what to tell you here, you’re in control of your aesthetic. Make a side blog maybe, reblog there and leave your main ‘clean’. Or vice versa. No reblogs = a quickly dwindling supply of art that people are willing to post.

Reblogging is an important part of fandom/tumblr community in general. It encourages more people to make more content which means more things for you to do/see/read.

It’s part of the fandom ecosystem; we have content makers and we have content viewers. Without makers, we have no art. Without viewers, there’s no reason to post it online. If viewers are limited, people start reconsidering whether to bother posting their art online or just share it with their friends they know will give feedback.

Reblogs are how you contribute to the fandom. Try it.

sterling-jay

NO I MEAN REBLOG THIS TOO

merchantarthurn

Literally, it’s very important to share things. If you see someone going through and liking everything but not sharing it (which happens to me a lot) it genuinely gets you wondering what’s wrong with your work that they don’t wanna share it publically. It makes you feel like an art-robot.

rezpiral

Feels like I see less and less art now partly because of people moving off the site, but also people rarely reblog art and comics anymore and it’s just sort of memes and discussions now. Also the lack of feedback just discourages artists and then you get less and less art in general. I like this platform better than other social media, but it sucks it’s become this way.

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princekarkat

art takes hours to produce and seconds to consume so dont act suprised when artists get upset when their posts only get likes and no reblogs

similarly a piece of writing that takes a few minutes to read could have weeks of work behind it… dont take creativity for granted when ur getting it for free

whatsupbeanie

That one time we got accidentally locked out of the house. I remember that FOR ME it was a fun adventure!

kingscrown666

THIS IS ADORABLE

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katvontea

How much past is “acceptable” to these people? Because Breonna Taylor was murdered in March.

pocketss

distressing things to say to your friends

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babealore

Rich people truly live in a different dimension

beowulf22121

Yes! They do! I’ve been trying to get that point to stick and people just don’t follow. The president thinks insurance costs $12 a year.

My old boss’s sister didn’t think we should be paid enough to afford smart phones because (her words) “You peasants work for us, peasants don’t deserve enough money for those things.”

I was once invited to a dinner event. Turns out there was a raffle. I mentioned that if I had known I’d have stopped at the bank for some cash. Nothing was said, but the “You don’t carry a minimum $200 everywhere?” was felt in the body language of everyone within 50 feet. Old boss would get KFC every day. He was hospitalized and had to have bits of intestine removed. First day back he was eating KFC because “Well the doctor fixed everything, so why not?”

If old boss didn’t take home a million dollars in a month the company was “Having a bad time of things.” That’s not sales, or total gain, that’s his paycheck. He owned the building so the company he owned that operated inside the building paid him $33,000 a month, and that didn’t count towards his paycheck. Monthly, his company would pay him rent greater than what he was paying me yearly, and it was so little to him that he didn’t count it as income.

To a rich person, something punishable by a fine is just a thing you have to pay for permission to do. You want to go to the movies? Sure that’s $8 a person. You want to park in the fire zone? Sure, that’s $750 for parking. No big deal.

Rich people live in such a different place than everyone else.

desperate-acts-of-capitalism

The ruling class is able to purchase actions with no concequences

letsgetsalty

Agdgsgsgsg I’m LIVING for this Reef2Reef thread. This guy was worried about his urchins getting sunburnt so he made them little hats

letsgetsalty

IT GETS BETTER

bogleech

In the wild these urchins will in fact carry a small rock or shell exactly on top like this and im so happy there’s people taking advantage of that and who care about their urchins as pets.

commander-ledi

i visited an aquarium at some point, and our tour guide told that when the staff had a party, they put a little decorative plastic hat from a booze bottle into the sea urching tank, and just left it there because the sea urchins liked it, and kept taking turns in wearing it.