Putting the lime in coconut

Hello! I am a female in my 30s living in Indiana. I got this tumblr mainly to play with other people here in tumblr land, but who knows I may actually post stuff. (yeah...probably not) I am just a big fangirl so I will probably just be rebloging everything because everyone on here is pretty amazing. Ok fandoms that I am currently into: Sherlock (BBC) Haven Teen Wolf Supernatural Doctor Who White Collar Community Lost Girl Grimm Elementary Merlin (BBC) Psych Avengers-Phil Coulson to be exact Naruto Black Clover Favorite Book Series (just naming a few, the real list is way to long): Dresden Files by Jim Butcher Alex Versus Series by Benedict Jacka Nightside by Simon R. Green Ghost Finders by Simon R. Green Secret Histories by Simon R. Green Disc World by Terry Pratchett The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien Cal Leandros Novels by Rob Thurman Rowan Gant Investigations by M.R. Sellars Thomas Covenant Unbeliever by Stephen R. Donaldson Sherlock Holmes by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

[nsync-bi-bi-bi]

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

@seesfunbucks you can't leave this in the tags

[dulimano]

instant reblog

[bogleech]

this is like just a fourth of a whole musical medley addressing that you can’t live like the simpsons anymore. harsh :(

[kisselexy]

DID MODERN SIMPSONS JUST DROP A WELL PRESENTED TRUTH BOMB

[asteroidtroglodyte]

YO WHAT THE FUCK THE SIMPSONS REALLY JUST LAYING IT ALL OUT THERE

[stupidjewishwhiteboy]

I appreciate that they actually got Robert Reich to participate (although I imagine he was easy to persuade as his whole shtick is this kind of thing)

[hoodiegal]

Jesus, the end.

“I get it, you’re saying I’ll have a tough time finding a job like my dad’s.”

“No, no, kid. I’m saying you’ll never find a job like your dad’s, and you’ll have a tough time finding something significantly worse.”

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Its true and they should say it

[floofybitch]

yes stuart. yes anarchic venom

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[everydaylouie]

ghost waltz 👻💃

(youtube)

[thevagueambition]

recently came across some plates and bowls that would be perfect for a children's hospital

[kittydesade]

ONE

SINGLE

JOKE

[digitaldiscipline]

[endofthestaff]

Rest in peace to a legend

Lived to 97 years old, invented the Jello Shot, Wrote some of the best satire I’ve ever heard.

“If after hearing my songs just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend or perhaps to strike a loved one it will all have been worth the while.” - Tom Lehrer

Listen to Poisoning Pigeons in The Park, Listen to The Elements, Listen to The Masochism Tango. His contributions shall not be forgotten.

[beardedmrbean]

just some lads, being fellows

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 7

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

you wouldn’t believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags.

[nucleic-friend-deactivated20171]

too cold? put on another layer!

too hot? change into thinner clothes!

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? uh, get naked I guess?

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? Ţ̡̜̮̗̟̯͘ͅA̛͈͎̤͙̳̦̱̜̺̪K̢̻̥̥̥̪̙̜̩̗̼̤̻̻͖͍̜͈͉͠ͅE̟͕̩͔̪͓͔̥̦͇̣͇̳͕͉͜ͅ ̠̝̥̖̭̦̼́͝O̩̦͓̠͉̲̲̱̪̹̻̼̭̯͎͈̕͢F̷̸̢̛̙͇͔̜̙̮̗̲̤͇̯͡F̧̨̱̤̲̫͕͔̼̭͙̠̙͙̹̻ͅ ҉̫̠͓̙̠͔̕͜͠Y͡҉̴̘̭̬̳́O̶̶̧͚̞̣̯̩̫̜̩͉̤͎͖̖͟ͅU̶̵̺̠̪̘̱̮̮̙̻͈̣̦̭͠͝͞R̨҉̦̺͓̩̺͖̘̪̥̺͚̱͚͔̪͓̖̰ ̷̸̺͇̳͇̖̥̻̳͚̗̥͙̪̣́S̡̞̳͖̭̯͉̻̠͔̥̹̫̣̼̹͇͜K͏̧͍̪̗̖̜̫̙̱̫͈̟̝̮͈̻̺̯̟̠̀Į̧̙͙͔̠͖̟̕͝Ǹ͖͎̳͍̪̱̞͇̺̘̩͘͜͠

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

The cold is easily shut out, the heat is inescapable hell

[dashuramode]

THE TRUTH COMES OUT.

Avoidance techniques for the cold:

-more coats, fire, hot food and drink, stay inside, fuzzy sweaters, ear muffs, become a burrito

Avoidance techniques for heat:

-die, I guess.

[isharaytaoshay-deactivated20180]

FUCK. HEAT.

[sulphuryasecretcloset]

@gentrychild

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[handsomeamoeba]

[beemovieerotica]

[legbootlegit]

I was bamboozled by this copper merchant. Stay away from these swindlers.

[ryebreadgf]

in mesopotamia there were no 'cover letters' or 'curriculum vitaes'. there were just, pots.

[feenyxblue]

And copper ingots. Very high quality ingots from a very reputable merchant

[birdsquirrel]

#tumblr's dedication to dragging ea-nasir from across history is one of my fave things about this hellsite

[rivendellrose]

#somewhere in the afterlife #ea-nasir is gaining power #and he has no idea why

Y’know, that’s a really good point. Are we sure we want to be giving the worst businessman in known history more power in the afterlife?!

[digitaldiscipline]

Yes, because when Trump dies and thinks he’s going to be king shit in the afterlife, ea-nasir is going to one-shot him with a shitty copper ingot upside his empty orange fucking head

[lynati]

Each Reblog adds another copper ingot to ea-nasir's afterlife pile. Each like improves his aim.

[sparkly-trashfire]

Always glad to see My Good Bitch Ea-Nasir floating around.

[thatsthat24]

Mission Impossible 🕶️

[thatsthat24]

It was more effective than we thought 🌪️