What if Israel isn't rael?

Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes

[pointnclick]

i’ve watched this like 8 times in a row

[momperlman-deactivated20251022]

Me and my dog post-apocalypse after we find a broken crate of canned peaches washed up on the beach

[memesfunnyyy]

memes .. funny .. try not to laugh .. prank .. people .. funny image .. joke 😂😂😂😂

[anidealshape]

the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys

[tabloidsores]

happy memorial day

[afterword]

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

[wahoo-shem]

One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine

[dajo42]

warlock gf:

me:

warlock gf:

me:

warlock gf:

me:

warlock gf: so dinner tonight is kind of a deconstructed pasta bake

me: by deconstructed you mean

warlock gf: i eldritch blasted it

me: you eldritch blasted it

[testosteronetwunk]

[gunsandfireandshit]

I've gotten a lot of rbs on this one with some very credulous seeming tags so I'd like to point out that "UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance" is not in any way a legitimate financial entity and is in fact a parody account

I know I go back and forth on this blog between posting dry facts and jokes and I would like to reiterate that this falls into "joke" territory

[thedankmemes]

[1234713]

[supermariomamafucker]

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

[sistertaxon]

having used tumblr as a teenager is a vaccination against using tiktok today

[neurotypical-karen]

i realize you’re probably half-joking but legitimately having this level of control over what i see on my dash and not having the popularity of my posts determined by The Algorithm makes using tiktok feel like my body is fighting a Disease

[byjove]

Imagine being the last owner of Hanako, that 226 year old Japanese koi that was spawned in 1751 and died in 1977. A fish that outlived 7 emperors. A fish that survived the Second World War. And she dies in your care. I would never recover.

[a-daks]

I would find peace in that she felt comfortable enough to finally rest in my company. Fish remember faces and voices of their caretakers. Perhaps she loved the last too much to watch them die before her, too.

[byjove]

oh….yeah…maybe

[byjove]

Actually, her scales were tested in 1966 and they indicated that she was well over 200 years old at the time.

[fridgebride]

[casgirl]

Compilation

[saintmarrow]

Forgetting another good one

[thesituation]

she/her? blocked and unfollowed.

what the hell

[kiskeronation]

[anxietyproblem]

[adamthegirl]

california wildfires surrounding coronavirus protocols sign. 2020 in an image.

photo by noah berger

[nyxnell]

*gives you a foxglove* *gives you a nightshade* *gives you a devil’s trumpet* *gives you a moonflower* *gives you an oleander* *gives you a lily of the valley* *gives you a hydrangea* *gives you wisteria* *gives you a buttercup* *gives you a daffodil* *gives you an iris* *gives you elder berries* *gives you a

[friendlyfrankenstein]

please slow down I can only eat so fast

[inthefallofasparrow]