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"Chiedi a Chatgpt"
"chiedi a Meta AI"
"chiedi a" SE PROPRIO DEVO CHIEDO ALL'ORACOLO DI DELFI, I HAVE SOME SELF RESPECT
us italians these 2 months with winter olympics, sanremo and then the paralympics
So there you are, number one employee at your company, team lead, bringing in more profit by yourself than the rest of the employees combined and everyone knows it. And then one day, against the advice of all the other team leads, the CEO violates a safety measure, and yeah, people start dying.
Everyone knows it's the CEO's fault. Everyone knows how to fix it. But the CEO does nothing, digs his head in the sand, and pretends like shit is normal. And people are dying.
So you, young hotshot that you are, call an all hands meeting and get a specialist to explain what the problem is. It's easily solved, but it will cost money, and that money is going to have to come from the CEO.
The CEO throws a shitfit. He doesn't want to solve the problem. He doesn't want to admit under overwhelming evidence that it's his fault. But he agrees to do so under one condition--he's not paying to fix it--you are. He's taking your bonus and you can get fucked. As it turns out, the CEO, whose entire pile of wealth has come directly from your hard work, thinks you fucking suck.
Not a single one of your colleagues protests on your behalf, probably because they know that if they speak up, he'll just take their bonuses, too.
So what do you do? Do you continue working for Mr. "idc if my employees die as long as I get mine?" Do you quit? Do you take the wealth you've accumulated working for this guy and go home? Do you stab the worst boss you've ever had in front of every other employee at the company?
Anyway that's book 1 of the Iliad
— william wordsworth (via letsbelonelytogetherr)
J.R.R. Tolkien, from The Return of the King
he’s too gracious to call out the shit they pulled on him, so i’ll do it instead: fuck genocide apologist bbc, fascist colonial land thieves. and free palestine.
Me watching season 2 of Sandman, EP 1:
“I asked chatgpt” well I asked Fëanor, son of Finwë, High King of the Exiled Noldor and he thinks that sacrificing your critical thinking skills to the whims and machinations of techbros is THE WORK OF MORGOTH WRITTEN INTO THE ODE THAT ARDA SINGS and that to do so IS TO SHAME YOURSELF AND YOUR UNLIMITED POTENTIAL. BE FREE. BE FREE AND CREATE WORKS OF WONDER YET UNTOLD
*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song
Switzerland: 🎶We invented democracyyy🎵
Greece: You so lucky I am not in this semi-final
Also Switzerland: gave women the right to vote only in the '70s
Dark Academia: saving every penny to get hard covers of their favorite books, emotionally attached to a specific pen, has or wants a beautiful chess set, has themed decadent dinners.
Chaotic Academia: downloading pdf like it's their job, finds random pens in drawers that don't always work too well, plays on chess.com, eats cheap food but knows random facts about it.
"You don't play live instruments on Eurovision"
Lucio Corsi: hold my harmonica
"Bird of Pray" intro: top 10 anime opening songs