sarah :)

19 she/they IM A LESBIAN BTW IN CASE THAT WASNT OBVIOUS

[listerbirdloml]

hiiii here’s a little updated about me :)))

my name is sarah but i’m not fussed for whatever name you want to use, i’m 20 and have an ongoing stalker case against @catboylister

i mostly post about IWBFT but im unhealthy about loads of things, mainly: MDZS, epic the musical, hunger games, PJO, hozier, taylor swift, voltron (against my will), and red dead redemption to name a few

always feel free to send asks/DMs :))

oh and i wrote like one lister bird fanfic idk if i’ll write more who knows

[listerbirdloml]

im alive i just wish lister bird wasnt

[listerbirdloml]

chat for the past 11 days ive been held captive (i came willing and paid to do so) at some random tumblr users (the loml catboylister)’s gaff but now i’ve developed stockholm syndrome and i dont want to go home sad face emoji

[listerbirdloml]

everyone go read or reread the reason i am currently undertaking a 12 hour journey

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46325320

@catboylister mwah mwah mwah

[catboylister]

forever thankful for this fic bcus now there is a pretty girl in my bed and were gunna watch superbad and get dominos amen

[listerbirdloml]

im being held captivge help me save me

[listerbirdloml]

everyone go read or reread the reason i am currently undertaking a 12 hour journey

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46325320

@catboylister mwah mwah mwah

[alex-0-0-0-0-0-0]

[depsidase]

[tribeofthedrunkenweasles]

[the-real-seebs]

i love every diogenes joke

[flies-with-a-sense-of-music]

I'm gonna start a tag chain!

First, do this picrew, then, the last song you listened to, then the last book you read! I'll start.

Last song I listened to - "Mystery of Love" from Call Me by Your Name. (I haven't seen the movie, I just found the song)

Last book read - "Circe" by Madeline Miller (I was reading it at the same time as the iliad)

@please-be-nice-im-sensitive @bladevoyager @mer-acle @k-is-for-potassium @listerbirdloml @grimprim3 and anyone else who wants to join!

[listerbirdloml]

tyy for the taggg

last song: pool house by the backseat lovers (its playing currently lmao)

last book: the grandmaster of demonic cultivation by MXTX

open tags feel free to join innn

[doppy-enjo]

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE TURNED ME INTO. LOOK WHAT WE'VE BECOME.

[official-cisphobe]

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

[hersurvival]

Deity of Complication

Yeah, that fits.

@lead-to-code @coffeexxcigarettes @informedimagining @walkthruthewords @brb-on-a-side-quest @yakultii @poetici @grimfox @why-not-m-e @anyone else

[walkthruthewords]

Discovery.

I can get on board with this

npTags: @a-resplendent-mushroom @heyyallitssatan @foursixtwonineoh-pieces-of-lego @tristicorde + everybody else

[heyyallitssatan]

Negligence?

That feels bad

Npt: @thatoneluckybee @thestaticonyourscreen @arrowheadedbitch +anyone else

[randomclod]

Resource!

that's vague but I feel very powerful

@the-beard-of-edward-teach @astralcurses @fear-the-electric-pea @randomwordzard and anyone else

[randomwordzard]

Straw.

Well it's not cool or anything but I guess it's important

@whoareyoueventhough @shipeishei @randomwatermelon

[idontliketopoeticize]

Uniforms!!!!!!

[kirkwahmmett-deactivated2025052]

deity of inquiry

@waarmsalad @skagheart @ashytrayy @godsfavouriteofall

[angelinbreeding]

deity of essays < 3

definitely actually, i LOVE writing essays

@elexnorislingtxn @cherries-in-wine @sec0nd-breakfast @waifspiration @dollmaxxxing // anyone < 3 < 3

[cherries-in-wine-deactivated202]

Deity of pain

noooo :((

[irateturtles]

...deity of spin? spinning?

@euryvices @im-on-crack-send-help

[euryvices-deactivated20241019]

DEITY OF BLOODSHED. I've waited my whole life for this.

@need-a-name-101 @forflightlessbirds @potatoqueensays @stopitbahis @staaapler @strange-scottish-guy @unhinged-waterlilly @charliecow

[pjo-tvs-version]

Deity of Sea????? Oh my gosh 🫢🫢

Tagging: @helpallthenamesaretaken @liesmultixxx @percabethlvr @bejeweled-wahlberg @faithandalaptop

[percabethlvr]

deity of failure. what if that was my last straw

tags! @mangocheese37 @fayvpor @lavndvrr @fishcow99 @all-too-unwell-13

[fishcow99]

deity of disability. really. how did it know.

@gardenoflilys @memesandmusicalss @every-single-day @lemonlord14 @ya-what--ya-erster @samuels0art @sotiredimbored @demisexual-in-distress @sondheim-girly

[lemonlord14]

deity of door

hell yeah i’m the deity of the door

@sondheim-girly @erstersauce @bigmack2go @gardenoflilys @musical-dash-trash + anyone else i can’t remember bc it’s late ok and i need sleep

[erstersauce]

ty for the tagagafagaagfafffffggggggg ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

DEITY OF DISAPPOINTMENT!!1!1!1!1!!

@waiting-makes-me-antsy @yetanotherkris @saladchips @knockoff-conlon

[racetrack-is-back]

deity of commerce

@ttheatre-trashh @ivys-head-is-spinning @waiting-makes-me-antsy @ya-what--ya-erster

[morose-rat]

deity of abuse...

[anya-xoxo]

deity of publicity?? Help??

Lolz makes sense i have a lot of friends ig??

@evieeexxx @pricechopperlesbian @princes-favorite-guard @angelicassassinations @yournormalidiot @crack-cocaine-kibe

[angelicassassinations]

Deity of wolf???? 😭😭😭😭. I mean, ig it makes sense??? My dog IS more wolf than dog/srs

@tealmaskmybeloved

@i-had-a-bad-feeling

@kittieshauntedourfantasy

@ari-the-silly

@new-zee-land

@just-a-non-binary-fellow

@this-machine-runs-on-coffee

@justtransteenagerstuff

@pennyroyald

AnD anyone else who wants to join!

[amygdalastrilogy-deactivated202]

FUCK EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING I HATE THIS

IM THE DEITY OF UNCLE. KILL ME BEFORE YOU LOSE YOUR NERVE

@alopecoiddaydream

@angelicassassinations

[alopecoiddaydream]

Jokes on you I’m the deity of transmission

@drpepper-fan

[drpepper-fan]

im the deity of threaten

hmmmm

WORSHIP ME OR ELSE!!!

was that good? lol

@windypuddle

@bluejayy1

@sapphiclittlecryptid

[bluejayy1]

deity of impulse

Uhhhmm

@crossover-enthusiast

[crossover-enthusiast]

Deity of Conceive

Uh. It's either the other definition or my ace ass is the god of baby making which is HILARIOUS to me

@sunny6677 + anyone else I'm too tired to tag

[prof-ramses]

God of correspondence

yeah, fair enough

@thatguywhodoesstuff, @woomy-wormy, @queen0fm0nsterz

[queen0fm0nsterz]

Goddess of Patterns

Considering the time I spend analysing things to connect them... surprisingly fitting😭

Anyone who sees this can rb!! ♡

[ardbar]

God of Bed

Let’s fucking go!!!!

[tiny-creaturr]

deity of behave??? like behaving? discipline? complete opposite of what i am but cools!!

[clementine-the-fish]

deity of if. i like that a lot. deity of branching paths and roads, of spiraling what-ifs, of hypotheticals. i think its neat

@blashdafish @nogenderonlyfrogie

[nogenderonlyfrogie]

Deity of literature, sick.

@voidoffline @haunted-headse

ect

[voidoffline]

Monkey 😔

[sleepdeprived-foxlol]

oooo i got deity of sacrifice! yummers :3

np taggs!!! @notterracotta @capvers-my-love @pennyroyald @canisnebular @s1lv3rp4w3dc4t @mildlybizarrecorvid @an-artist-n-shambles

[aurionsgoldeneye]

deity of haircut????????????

can i just give ppl instant haircuts or something 😭😭😭

@captainfairygodmother @leelarots @thegoldenghost4 @manesetgalaxies @roxannepolice @packcoventhing

[manesetgalaxies]

deity of gown???

fashion skills go ig

open tags!

[idiot-in-the-walls]

Deity of favor

I actually kinda like that, tbh

@espiricalesper @thinkwithyourheartt @kanejbr3kker @very-gay-poet @listerbirdloml

[listerbirdloml]

deity of mother lmao

[mibei]

Buying you time

[listerbirdloml]

What headcanons do you have for the sexualities of random greek mythology characters?

hi thanks for the ask!! i don’t truthfully have any to be honest! although i will say that since the word and concept of virginity in ancient Greece was less “a person whos never had sex” and more “a woman whos never had sex with a man”, i think it’s entirely possible that virgin goddesses where just big old lesbos. i also think that even though it goes completely against her domain, hera should be cheating on zeus every night with a woman. its only fair

[what-would-sappho-do-deactivate]

Omg does anybody wanna do like a tag game where we basically do that trauma salad trend???

For those that haven't seen it, the basic format is: "Hi my name is *name here* and *insert traumatic story here* and I brought *type of candy (skittles, twizzlers, etc)*!"

just gonna tag some people who might wanna do this but anybody can join in!

@bralnwashed @madigankrauss @the1970sdeadgaywizard-regulus @l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft @aceofspades42 @noblehouseofgay

[aceofspades42]

Hi, my name is Lily, and when I was 12, my mom married a guy who she knew for 2 weeks, and she then became emotionally abusive and manipulative when we expressed dislike for him. (Not to mention he was a dick) So a year later, I moved in with my dad, who I had spent less than a year around total since I was three when he cheated on my mom.

And I brought butter fingers

@thatoneslytherinnerd @chickencentaur

@goingnearlyinsane

[thatoneslytherinnerd-deactivate]

Hi, I’m Seph, and when I was 12, my parents got a divorce. Less than a year later, my dad had a long-term girlfriend, and we moved in with her about a year after that. They bought a house together. They still aren’t married. And I brought Skittles.

@circe-butbetter @l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft

[what-would-sappho-do-deactivate]

Hi, I'm Elle and my mom used to tell me all the time (from age 8 to 14) that she was reallyyy close to putting me in foster care and the only reason she hadn't yet was because no one except her would ever tolerate me or love me and whatever foster family ended up with would probably kill me. And I brought kit-kats!

@bibeantransbean @bralnwashed @the1970sdeadgaywizard-regulus @noblehouseofgay

[bibeantransbean]

HI I'M ROBIN WHY IS MY CAPS LOCK ON-

hi, i'm robin and when i was six my family went to visit my grandparents and my grandpa is bipolar and was off of his meds, and we went out to sit by the pool and i guess i said something that pissed him off because he threw me in the pool and i didn't know how to swim so i almost drowned!! i've also witnessed him trying to kill everyone else in my family!

uhm.. i brought the 3musketeers! :))

@printershorts @cheekyboybeth @bowiesversion @bitchesmoonwalkin

[forensic-b1tch-aiden]

hi, I’m juno, and when I was a kid, my parents would lock me and my sister in the backyard for hours on end because they didn’t wanna parent us. They would let us back in when we were screaming and saying that we were hungry

and I brought sour straps!!!

npt: @calypso10191 @uhhlifeig @the-real-agatha-harkness @touslin @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can

[songstress-of-dreams]

Hi I'm kaden and when I was in 7th grade, my friends sat me down one day during lunch and proceeded to kick me out of the friend group and listed all the reason why they were doing so and then left me crying in the middle of the lunch room.

I ended up becoming friends with them again and only left the group this year in like 10th grade

And I brought m&ms!

@aesthetic-writer18 @over-bi-the-wayside

[a-chance-of-raine]

Hi I'm Raine and freshman year of highschool I came out to my parents randomly and then telling them I was saying someone, then that led to them going through my phone and my mom getting really upset at me, which then led to them later on saying "we think you're just pretending to be gay to fit in" and because at that point(a week) I just wanted my mom not to be mad at me anymore, I agree, broke up with my partner like they told me to, and went back in the closet all the way to now

not to mention I believe at some point my mom said I was acting like a prostitute!

and I brought butterfingers!

@a-t1r3d-b1s3xual @reggieswriter @finnfinland

[reggieswriter]

Hi! My name is Sadie and when I was in Elementary school I was in Computer Science class and I was working on my computer and some boy tapped my hand so I tapped his back. Then he started crying and told the teacher I had punched him. My teacher sent me to the principals office where I begged her to check the cameras but she just called my parents and my dad was livid that I put my hands on another kid. I went home and my dad "whooped" me so hard with a belt that I had purple, green, and yellow bruises on my little thigh up to my butt and down to the back of my knee. I went to school and they called CPS who checked the cameras and saw I didn't do anything and my father never apologized for any of it!

Oh! And I brought gummy worms! ❤️

@moonandstarshangoutinbars @lovemelikecrazyiloveyoucrazy @aesthetic-writer18 @ethan-is-sleepy

[moonandstarshangoutinbars]

Hi!! I'm Vi and when I was around 12 my mum found out my dad had been cheating on her with a woman from his office. But the real kicker is i knew for YEARS ☺️ I noticed for the first time when I was 8 and sitting behind him and saw him texting heart emojis to someone on his phone. I was a kid but Obv even ik what those mean :^ over the years I noticed many many more things and tried to drop some subtle hints but was unsuccessful lmfaoo. i tried of building up the courage to tell my mum or my grandma but I was actually really afraid of them divorcing. so fast forward, mum finds out and it all goes to shit ofc. like he even tried to defend himself saying those 'ily' texts were sent as a JOKE. Multiple times?😒 They are still together now, years later and nobody knows that I knew all the time, years later.

And I brought Mars Bars!

npt: @clodyghost @eden-3000 @stars-taylorsversion @isalikescherriesandblue @allonsy-moony @effervescent-sapphic @galaxysplove @very-gay-poet

[very-gay-poet]

hi i'm poet and when I was 12 I was staying over at my dads house (he lives with my grandparents) and I was in my room when I heard yelling my grandparents were drunk and started hitting each other (I later found out that they were abusive to one another their whole relationship) and throwing shit everywhere so my dad (who was in his room) went down stairs to yell at them to stfu they took it as an opportunity to hit him as well they were yelling he had to slam my door shut bc they might have came upstairs (they were egging him on to come downstairs to "talk" but we both knew that it was so they could hit him) so he called the police bc I was there but by the time police got there my grandparents cleared everything up and refused to give any camera footage so nothing was done about it. I went home (my moms) and told my dad that I never wanted to see them again (he said that it could happen) and it was only when he moved back IN WITH THEM (they'd kicked him out) that he started the whole "they're still family they're old they won't be around forever :(" chat.

I refused to go to Christmas dinner with them and WOW did that set everyone off on my grandparents my nan had to book a hotel in the end and I'm like 85% sure they got kicked out of my aunt and uncles also he knows that I still don't feel comfortable around them bc he specifically says if they'll be at the house/anywhere and has just done nothing about it

anyways I brought the Magic Stars :D (sorry it was so long lol)

tags: @idiot-in-the-walls @since-times-long-forgotten @charliecow

[idiot-in-the-walls]

hi I’m idiot and when I was about 7 or 8 my mom forced me and my sister to listen to classical piano music instead of our normal music playlist to fall asleep, even when we begged her not to. For context, the playlist had stuff from like mlp, jojo siwa, etc. and my mom thought it kept us up at night, despite us falling asleep at a REASONABLE time. She then played “calming” piano music on the speakers and didn’t stop even when me and my sister cried and begged. I think she locked the door? Idk but she did put on our normal music back on when our dad said that it was upsetting us or smthn. All I know is that our music got put back on after like 10 ish minutes

Oh! I brought the Twix bars 👍

Tags: @espiricalesper @thinkwithyourheartt @listerbirdloml

[listerbirdloml]

hi i’m sarah and one time both of my parents had a meltdown and disappeared and when my sister phoned the police (cause my dad was a suicide risk) they interpreted that as my dad had killed my mum (he did not) and they set up a forensics tent in our garden lol. alls good now tho

and i brought squashies

[listerbirdloml]

chat tell me why tumblr user catboylister thought that a) the quotes in the chapters of IWBFT where song lyrics from the arks song joan of ark not JOAN OF ARC QUOTES and b) joan of arc wasn’t real

[catboylister]

FUCK YOU DIE DIE DIE DIE GO DIE DIEEE SHUT UPPPPP

[listerbirdloml]

catboylister: no offence alice your lyrics suck

me: there’s no lyrics in iwbft??? just the preshow speech ???

catboylister: ?? yeah ?? at beginning of the day chapters ????

me: that’s joan of arc i fear ??

catboylister: was joan of ark real ????

[catboylister]

do you what me to tell them about our kazakhstan argument rn 🤨🤨

[listerbirdloml]

don’t bring the boys into this.

[listerbirdloml]

bringing this back because this is the idiot i want to marry :/

[listerbirdloml]

if i could draw or animate i would draw 600 strike and when odysseus sings “you didn’t stop when i begged you” posiden would change to calypso or something idk man

[listerlvrr]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

On typical Tuesday nights, Jimmy and Lister find themselves in either of their rooms, with a shitty romcom playing on TV until they fall asleep. Typical Tuesday nights do not end with Lister on his knees, giving head like his life depends on it, but here is.

[listerbirdloml]

everyone this is my gay lover we are gay in love and everyone should read this because it’s SICK and COOL and EPIC and SAD and HORNY but in a SAD way

[listerbirdloml]

Vengeance saga stream tomorrow how you feeling?

omg i missed this ANYWAY VENGEANCE SAGA ONE OF MY TOP SAGAS OF THE WHOLE MUSICAL ?? PERHAPS!!