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we've sent 2,500 senior dogs to a six week Javascript bootcamp using the funds we raised from our ransomware operation. and that's just the beginning. starting next month every fruit will be different

iskippedthepartaboutlove

flythesail

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

innerchildabortionclinic

i'm slowly turning into a woman that enjoys broccoli

jisuto

pocketss

smile, dog!

redstonedust

love characters who are like "this is how the world works. this is how it has to be (because if i'm wrong i have to face what i've done // if i'm wrong i have to face whats been done to me) "

tlbodine

This trait is much more endearing in fiction than in my mother.

persephone-queenofthe-underworld

I think we as a society need to thank Hbomberguy profusely for exposing James Somerton before he could comment on Heated Rivalry

valtsv

the thing about body horror is that there's nothing you can come up with that can compete with what the human body will do to itself under a sufficient amount of stress

valtsv

EXCEPT ‼️ radiation poisoning. that shit is fuuuuuucked.

mouthbrood

it’s okay to be horny as long as u feel really bad and gross and weird about it

partingglances1986

If you enjoyed this book you should read every other book in the world for extra textual context. All things are intricately related to one another.

#me providing readers advisory

pathologising

we need loser girls now more than ever

hollowboobtheory

everything should cost one dollar, ten dollars, or one hundred dollars. a drinky drink is one dollar. a t shirt is ten dollars. rent is one hundred. i might be convinced to allow one thousand dollars for some very big purchases like a house. i get it, you're running a business. i'm not unreasonable.