Nobody Cares.

Hey, It's Noelle:) My blog is shit.

[triplesixmafia]

[lesbiantwinpeaks]

[mediamattersforamerica]

WOW. Watch these 3 minutes from Dallas sportscaster Dale Hansen talking about what Trump doesn’t understand about the national anthem and the right to protest. Compare this to any right-wing media whining and that’s why this is one to remember.

[texnessa]

Dale Hansen is a fucking treasure.  He admitted he was a childhood victim of sexual abuse in the hopes that it would encourage others to come forward and seek help. He has been an ardent supporter of scholar-athletes and of gay players in the NFL and of trans athletes.

“I’m not always comfortable when a man tells me he is gay; I don’t understand his world. But I do understand that he is part of mine.”

[leftboob-enthusiast]

(to the tune of The Final Countdown) it’s a mental breakdown

[thesilencedmasses]

*off-key kazoo*

[alexander]

After vine died we are reduced to text form vines

[playbill]

To the Revolution: Take a Look at the Hamilton National Tour

[twitterlols]

[ithelpstodream]

[magnoliatattoo]

He SLAYS

[murphels]

things that house buying/renovation shows made me realize about the world:

- everyone hates carpets. no one wants their feet to be comfortable. no one wants them to be warm. no one wants to be able to lounge on the floor. they all want to throw their back out on hardwood. - everyone hates walls. i thought that houses having walls was normal, but everyone wants the only walls to be around the bathrooms and the bed rooms. children cannot leave your sight or they will be sucked into oblivion. you need to be able to see through the entire house and into hell. - people demand double vanities. when you’re a couple, apparently you have to use the bathroom in tandem. you get shackled together and you’re brushing your teeth at the same time, there are no other options available so you NEED two sinks. - showers must be separate from the tub. not counting people with disabilities and the elderly, i don’t understand why people can’t stand in a tub and take a shower. my whole life i thought tub showers were normal but apparently they are for peasants who don’t deserve to do cartwheels in their 10 by 10 shower stall. - people don’t have kitchen tables, they have islands. they need them for cooking prep, which is impossible to do at a table. they also need them to eat at in absurdly tall stools, despite the fact that the breakfast nook is 10 feet away and the dining room table is 15 feet away through their open floor plan. - stainless steel appliances are the powerhouse of the home.

[dinoscully]

Kate McKinnon as Kellyanne Conway sitting on various sets throughout the show.

[svinto]

i can’t believe official spotify made a playlist about what happened last night in sweden according to cheeto elect

[ookami]

I love this photo I took. Something about it…

[narukage]

rowlet: pls help

[ookami]

[thebelchers]

[afroambrosia]

I really love how much her family supports her, despite her awkwardness and weird tendencies. The writers did great in making sure the family didn’t treat her like Meg from Family Guy

[corvid-420]

Where

[smitethestate]

#somebody ask him what a candy bar costs

[cadaverofdays]

Darryl for most underappreciated character

[k5ataskia0z8o-deactivated201905]

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

[k5ataskia0z8o-deactivated201905]

thanks for enjoying this joke, everyone

[annoyingaltosaxophone]

Me: *squeaks* Me: sorry it’s my reed Me: *is out of tune* Me: I think I need a new reed Me: *plays a wrong note* Me: I really have been having no luck with this box of reeds Me: *accidentally comes in in the middle of a rest* Me: ok it looks like it’s time for a new reed Me: *literally dies* Me: it’s that darn reed again I’m telling you

[gerriceo]

Thank you, Carrie Fisher.

[aphony-cree]

Look at Craig’s face. The man is in his 50s and seems geniunely surprised to learn that women don’t like wearing bras

[pawnees]