Oh boy am I pissed off about having to participate in capitalist America
Ive got an idea
Mr Arson bestie, I'm excited to hear it

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Oh boy am I pissed off about having to participate in capitalist America
Ive got an idea
Mr Arson bestie, I'm excited to hear it
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Sweaty Cock [Poison\Water] has evolved into Soapy Cock [Fairy\Water] !
^ my hog vs. the soap
you really expect me to care about the riddler killing corrupt people in power? at all? but ESPECIALLY when heās doing it and leaving funny little riddles behind? come the fuck on
Never to be seen againā¦..
Ok. :)
Quantum fluctuations
He is so talents
hes just a little orb. a guinea pig orb. a gorb even.
you ever have ācry and scream yourself awakeā level nightmares that are immediately the stupidest premises imaginable the moment you actually wake up
The last time I wailed "help, please, help me, heeelp" loud enough to have the whole house come running, it was because I was having a nightmare that I was in my laundry room, and out of the corner of my eye I witnessed a Snoopy stuffed animal slowly rise up on two legs, as if being manipulated by a ghost or perhaps made animate by a possessing spirit, and slowly start to dance the Macarena.
I canāt stop thinking about this
Re: the last post, the article mentions that some places use clams to test the toxicity of the water. Itās like that in Warsaw- we get our water from the river, and the main water pump has 8 clams that have triggers attached to their shells. If the water gets too toxic, they close, and the triggers shut off the city water supply automatically.Ā Ā
The clams are just better at measuring the water quality than any man-made sensors.
Edit: check out this documentary trailer :Ā https://vimeo.com/408820791
God Bless Our Troops
They hot glued a spring to a clam and gave it full control over the water supply
No of course not, that would be ridiculous.
They hot glued springs to eightĀ clams and gave them collectiveĀ control over the water supply.
No of course not, hot glue would kill the clams.
The used silicone adhesive to attach springs to eight clams and gave them collective control over the water supply.
I get teenagers thinking people in their 20s are old because thatās just how it is when youāre a kid but itās so embarrassing seeing 22 year olds tell women in their 30s they look good for their age or they look so young. like come on babe thatās u in only a few years and Iāve never ever seen one of these comments aimed at a man in my life
I just heard my mom tell my brother, āwhen you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says youāre doneā and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.
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The Garden of Death
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I love going viral on tumblr.com. Itās like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you
why do we bother with I hate my partner jokes when your boss is right there
I love my wife. my boss though? that ball and chain??
do you understand my vision
Oh this is too fun
Bestie, your brain, your VISION, ahead of your time
Wait, but this made them ACTUALLY FUNNY
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as an exmormon it is absolutely imperative we spread this around as much as possible. everyone needs to know about the little gay amongus
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