Basking in Sunshine - They are Sunshine

feral gremlin, she/they, 29, useless lesbian I'm unhinged about my girlfriend

[littlelezbit]

Hie yelly screamy time about my partner being the best human. Light context I present masc and so have rarely been on the receiving end of getting flowers for occasions.

TO THE GOOD SHIT.

Theyre out of the country for a wedding and I am out of town last minute for valentine's day. They managed to coordinate with the friend I'm out of town with to make sure I got flowers delivered and hot chocolate on Valentine's day. WHILE IN THE MIDDLE OF DOING INTERNATIONAL TRAVEL LOGISTICS.

AND I came home to another absolutely STUNNING bouquet of flowers that had been sent to my place before my last minute trip.

They are absolutely fucking incredible. I am so very very lucky to call them mine and to be theirs.

[adamantineheart]

hilarious things happening in newark new jersey

[littlelezbit]

These are my fucking idiots. I've hitched my wagon to this ride. May as well enjoy the chaos.

[tarred-and-sweatered]

Y'all are familiar with the classic post "very slow tigers are chasing me"

All of pwhlblr is currently being stalked by the RTTPTPP tiger

[solomonara]

Things Gideon calls Harrow

in Gideon the Ninth, in order of first incidence

a hideous witch from hell

a psychopath

a butt-touched nun

Nonagesiumus

insane creep

jackass

bitch

my sweet

bucko

Reverend Daughter

gloom mistress

penumbral lady

night boss

bone empress

tenebrous overlord

my lamentable queen

Harrow

numbnuts

you asswipe

assmunch

my midnight hagette

my crepuscular queen

sunshine

ignorant sack of eyeballs

loser

bozo

dick

sugarlips

Bonus: things not stated outright by Gideon but included in the narrative in a way that strongly suggests Gideon would have said them given the chance

desiccated mummy of hate

marchioness of bones

a perfect penitent nunlet

[solomonara]

Things Harrow calls Gideon

in Gideon the Ninth, in order of first incidence

Griddle

a disgusting little cuckoo

Nav

you recreant

idiot

illiterate peon

you tool

dolt

hog

an incredible swordswoman

a dreadful human being

moron

Gideon

dullard

imbecile

fool

nincompoop

my only friend

yellow-eyed moron

a weenie

first flower of my house

the greatest cavalier [the ninth] have ever produced

the best of all of us

[gyrovagi]

unethical nonmonogamy where god is the third

[hazbeenandeggs]

This is the plot of Harrow the Ninth

[brocksfaber]

so it begins

[littlelezbit]

[hearteyesilya]

sochi 2014 olympic gold: captain caroline ouelette and marie-philip poulin

2026 walter cup championship: captain marie-philip poulin and assistant coach caroline ouelette

[eileenleahy]

here's a rainbow of the pwhl team colors

[alexbkrieger13]

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[jackviator]

[dinosaurana]

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[caitthegreatest]

for those keeping track at home, that is goodbye to steve-o (Seattle), troyboy (Toronto, moved to San Jose), brian (Vancouver), and sparre (Boston, moved to Hamilton) aka half the coaches of the 25-26 season

there are vacancies for head coach of: toronto; seattle; boston; vancouver; and las vegas, or 5/12 teams for the 26-27 season

expansion signings and free agency are happening Right Now and we have 16 days until the draft

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[leecario]

[theeelfinnstolemypeanits]

[the-sacred-now]

I feel like a lot of people engaging in torture are not treating their victims as if they could have blood borne pathogens 🤔

[the-sacred-now]

Is what my wife said apropo of nothing as we were silently drifting off to sleep

[the-sacred-now]

Uh oh

Is what she said when I immediately reached for my phone and opened Tumblr instead of responding

[the-sacred-now]

@everything-you-feel-is-real I know by tumblr tradition that I'm to say "impossible, my posts never blow up like that," or "please don't do this to me."

But I feel in my bones that you are right. If this is to be my wife's moment of glory, I am willing to suffer notification overload, that the world may know she is funny. #MyFunnyWife

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[runningonspitensunshine]

i need everyone to get 300% more insane about mercymorn right the fuck now. this is a lady who spent ten thousand years learning everything there is to the human body to the point where she could just modify a person blind. just reach in and and tie harrow’s lil noodle spine into a knot, bypassing her lyctoral shielding. seduced her best friend, worst enemy, and sworn god to steal his sperm (it’s also apparently implied she just. summoned it out of his balls instead of collecting it the normal way) to help a terrorist make a baby from it.

she slaps augustine across the mouth and he spits out his teeth, despite the fact that he is a ten thousand year old lyctor who should have had ironclad shielding. out of all the necros that swore themselves to god, she was one of the remaining ones, one of the last lyctors to survive the resurrection beasts.

she vaporized god. she vaporized god. she unwound the most powerful necromancer she knew on the fly and reduced him to his base components because she just. had the knowledge in her brain. mercymorn turned a man running on the souls of ten billion into fine red mist on a fucking impulse.

she spends all of htn trying to kill harrow out of some bizarre attempt to live up to her name. she’s kind about it, even. she draws weird little squiggles that look like everything but monsters. she fantasizes about putting her idiot boss in acid jail. she worries about her dress making her look like a melon even though she literally seduces god and also a guy who hates her.

and nobody really likes her. g1deon is g1deon, by which i mean he is being tortured and weird about everything on account of being two people and thus has little to no opinion on what she does. augustine fucking hates her unless they’re working together to honey trap god (no i will not stop mentioning this) and it wasn’t even her fault that alfred died, not really. ianthe follows augustine around like an evil little duckling - does she even have strong opinions on mercy except that it’s gross she’s having a three way with jod and augustine? she was supposed to mentor harrow, but she got the defective one - the one that didn’t even make to lyctorhood properly (does she wish she could’ve done what harrow did? sealed cristabel away forever, even if she had to butcher herself to do it?). and jod. jod loves her, of course, but he’s just so. so. he doesn’t fucking listen is the thing. he deflects and he jokes and he doesn’t say “mercy, i didn’t meant to, mercy, i’ll fix it, mercy, please, forgive me.” he says everything but that.

god fuck what is wrong with me. what is wrong with you guys. be more insane about mercy she deserves it.