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flyora

Harris do his best as always

afcroyjamie

shaneybby

HOLLANDER V ROSANOV

... mma au anyone?

bees-reads

Much like the rest of the fandom I am obsessed with the nickname Shanebug. Thank you to whoever created it, I love you!

I like to think that Shane was given the nickname by David. When he was a toddler Shane was obsessed with any and every type of bug. He’d make David and Yuna take him in the garden all the time to dig for worms or look at the flowers to see if there were any bees. But his absolute favourite were ladybugs leading David to coin the nickname Shanebug.

Obviously once hockey took over his life Shane kind of forgot about his bug obsession. But once he gets settled living in Ottawa with Ilya he starts to pick it back up.

When Shane and Ilya went round to his parents for dinner he offhandedly mentioned that he was planning on adding some plants to the garden so more insects and bugs would visit. And David goes suddenly silent and starts to get teary.

David: Oh Shanebug is back

Ilya: Shanebug, what is a Shanebug?

This leads to Yuna getting out all Shane’s toddler pictures showcasing him holding a ladybug in his hands, him covered in mud pointing at a worm with the biggest grin on his face and him cross eyed as a butterfly lands on his nose. Ilya’s favourite though is a photo of Shane dressed up as a ladybug for his third birthday, antennas and all, that he gushes over.

Ilya is so besotted by the idea of Shanebug that he orders a gazillion different types of flowers and plants to give his husband the bug haven of his dreams (just as long as there are no spiders).

afcroyjamie

penandinkprincess

in love with ilya's facial expression when he's disagreeing with the timeline because he's looking at YUNA when he starts talking like

"no, no, he is wrong. one second. let me get him together. i can't believe he is embarassing me like this in front of my future mother-in-law. please hold."

now we know why dennis has had to be clicker trained... it's because he acts like THIS when his owner isn't around....

MICHAEL ROBINAVITCH PUT YOUR PUPPY BOY INTERN ON A LEASH HE'S GETTING BRATTY!!

mina-logan

And so the wolf fell in love with the bird or something

Thank you threads user I am insane over this

aslongasitsblack

shane gets low scale cancelled by the staff of a local establishment because they post that he came in and only tipped 20% and shane is deeply confused because he’s like you’re supposed to tip 20% that’s literally the rule like this was one thing i could know for sure and do correctly in the real world and now im heing called out for it anyway in all the hullabaloo nobody notices that the establishment in question is a gay bar years later when they’re outed this is dug up again and shane is questioned on it casually in an interview and he says he seriously didn’t even know it was a gay bar and if he did he would’ve been freaking out about that more than anything and the interviewer is like but the bar was called Chum and shanes like I understood it in the friend sense. and actually. I’ve been wanting to say this for years the service was far from exceptional.