Surskit's Oasis

A Wild Surskit Has Appeared! Fair warning, you'll probably laugh.

[skyeshades]

been reading homestuck. its going great

[beardedmrbean]

[alexaloraetheris]

Two men on a mission, united in purpose.

[vamptits]

at least there's gay people

[vamptits]

and sadomasochism

[vamptits]

stop reblogging this without the sadomasochism this one is for perverts ONLY!!!!

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[contemptible-scoundrel]

just roundhouse kicked an angels halo smoove off

[halftoning-deactivated20240224]

cmyk test pages r like angels to me

[halftoning-deactivated20240224]

do you understand

[eatmorebikes]

[animal-identifier]

Couple of faggots

[tayalla]

got tricked into majoring in linguistics because they said they had PIE and IPA. thought I was getting dessert and beer, got all these nerdy tables and diagrams instead.

[xenosaurus]

it’s a shame more vampire media doesn’t pull from vampire bat behavior because they’re such sweeties. they can only survive their incredibly specialized diet because bats will share blood with colony members that didn’t find a meal! there’s evidence that suggests the donors sometimes initiate this behavior themselves by approaching hungry bats! the colonies are mostly harems of females with a few males but they’ve been observed letting unrelated males in when it gets cold so they can all stay warm! cute little social critters!

[xenosaurus]

@yupekosi your tags have created such a beautiful world

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: #this post gave me a beautiful mental image of a vampire mansion full of beautiful goth women #dragging in brooding ya vampire boyfriends from the cold like stray cats /End ID]

[lyril]

[cornedbeefhashtags]

[battletoads]

[hapalopus]

Death by a thousand $10 purchases

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

Boris "professional idiot" Johnson wanted to build an island airport in the immediate area.

it's fucking visible

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It is fun to learn.

[therealraewest]

Hey what the fuck

You weren't kidding they've been trying to get the masts off for 5 years and keep getting foiled because there's probably bombs leaking out of her

[angeluslupus]

Fun fact: Doxing myself but I live in the blast zone if that thing ever goes up! It's even immortalised in a local artwork:

[radicalgraff]

Pasteups seen in Mexico City during the protests during the opening game of the World Cup.

[3liza]

a fun band name game would be pairing bands with their diametric opposition. so for example, the cherry poppin daddies : men i trust

[sreegs]

they might be giants : we're definitely short

[inthefallofasparrow]

the kinks : the smooths one direction : every which way the who : them nirvana : oblivion placebo : the cure rise against : just surrender black sabbath : happy mondays journey : destination R.E.M. : insomnia cage the elephant : stampede the front : the nosebleeds wasteland : oasis mother mother : fatherson foreigner : local natives scissor sisters : the paperboys chvrches : the scientists kiss : smash mouth operator please : the hang ups girl : everything but the girl

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[narciesuss]