愛は茨と蚜の薔薇だが、デニッシュを剪らなき

Love is a rose with thorns and aphids,but you've got to prune the Danish

[goon]

[probuccalfat]

this feels like a bit. i know it’s not but this is so absurd that it feels like it’s right out of arrested development

[junglejim4322]

[thememedaddy]

[undeadentropy]

The crazy part is that we still don't know shit about mushrooms. We only formally declared them a seperate kingdom from plants in 1969. That's the year Scooby-Doo came out.

[sirobvious]

“Appeal to a wider audience” is corporate lingo for “strip more themes from a piece of media so it’s safer and more sanitized for investors”

[sirobvious]

I struck a nerve in the billionaire fandom with this one

[frownyalfred]

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!

He’s just an old man…he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!

Alfred: Oh my you’re right

There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well

(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING

[welshronin]

Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!

Alfred:

[dragonpuppies]

Alfred is the original “Call an ambulance — but not for me”

[frownyalfred]

@dragonpuppies I spent way too long on this

[qwertyu858]

[trader-j0e]

[a-boy-too-weird]

Bruce: I have a code.

Alfred: And I have a gun.

[dadzawa-adopt-dabi]

Bruce: time to remove the guns.

Alfred: good fucking luck.

[frankenmouse]

I’ve peer reviewed @ebonyheartnet’s addition and found that it deserves a reblog.

[fembutchboygirl]

The ADHD urge to not

[fembutchboygirl]

To just not

[fembutchboygirl]

I have several overdue assignments

[haysap-rocky]

[deep-state-partisan]

[foone]

Making people with ADHD make 15 phone calls and five doctors visits to get medicine should be listed in the Geneva convention as a warcrime

[kosmogrl]

that time of the year when you realize the depression isn’t seasonal

[thememedaddy]

[segamascott]

[kosmogrl]

[lylahammar]

the world would be a really different place right now if pink pony club had dropped during the height of brony fandom

[piedude]

Good to know things could always be so much worse

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

its crazy that mr brightside is one of the best songs ever yet isnt even the best killers song

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

mr brightside comes on at the club: multiple injuries

somebody told me comes on at the club: