meme queen

though I may annoy you and come off as immature, trust me I am smarter than you

[sowecoulddance]

its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

[clayterran-remaking-blog]

WTF: Wheres The fDogs

[riiches-deactivated20210314]

what’s fdog

[clayterran-remaking-blog]

not much whats f with you

[memewhore]

[uhhhstrology-deactivated2016070]

the signs as baroque ceilings/architecture (part ii)

(you guys are free to use them; just like/reblog if you do.)

[lma0naise]

fuck you

fuck you

[makesusbelieve]

[buzzfeed]

Important reminder: Everyone on the internet is a real person.

Go read this. It’s really important.

Be kind to one another.

[andreii-tarkovsky]

[onlytwitterpics]

[ruinedchildhood]

me: don’t catch feelings 

me: *catches feelings* 

me to me: 

[sherlck-deactivated20140622]

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

[feathery-soul-deactivated201408]

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

[agnosticwitch]

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

[moontideempress]

[vimbia]

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

[jazmynedrakeford]

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

[youhavearighttoyourwrongopinion]

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

[caribe-bby]

Y'all suspect af😂

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

[electricocelot]

Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash

Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police

[coolthingoftheday]

L'Arbre du Ténéré, known in English as the Tree of Ténéré, was a solitary acacia that was once considered the most isolated tree on Earth — the only one for over 400 kilometers. Standing there in the Sahara Desert, it had once been part of a lush and populated forest, but as fortunes changed and other trees disappeared, it stood alone in a barren desert, 120 miles from any other tree, an isolated landmark for caravan routes through the Ténéré region of the Sahara in northeast Niger for hundreds of years.

The tree survived hundreds of years of desertification, until one day in 1973, a drunk truck driver struck it down.

(Source)

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[tmentyonepilots-deactivated2016]

you know this article is bomb without even reading it

[sunspotpony]

Also about 18 years too late.

[susiethemoderator]

Too late for who? You, yeah. But there are millions of K-12’s who need this article.

[straightboyfriend]

me waking up & seeing the love of my life next to me:

me: hey scooby… you look beautiful scooby doo: scooby dooby doo me: hahahahhahah scooby doo: *that weird scooby doo laugh*

[kittiezandtittiez]

[foxbullfrog]

the most intense stand-off to take place in all 9 seasons of the x-files