Opitmus Prime

@lochtesmonster

Hi, my name is Tessa. I love "alternative" music and comic books and games and mtg and dr. who and sherlock and supernatural and buffy and transformers and power rangers and all the good things in life. Yes my nick name was indeed the loch Tes monster. For any questions, concerns or if you just wanna chat, click the thingy. :3 (btw this is a walrus face)

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heartshapedbasil

The battle mage is frightened and might not last the night

Steve is calm, ready to kill

do-you-want-a-second-opinion

Draw Spy seeing something he’s not supposed to after snooping through people’s stuff

alice-curious-labyrinth13-blog

quasarkisses

don’t even talk to me about how perfect Atlantis is

furbearingbrick

the chemistry between these characters was FLAWLESS

notquiteapolyglot

To people who use "þ" as an aesthetic "p"

þink again.

tharook

getting thorny in the linguistics fandom

tk-tako

þorny*

solarine

That also goes for using ß as an aesthetic B.

On my old server, there was a character named ßillyßadass.

This never failed to make me laugh, because that letter is not pronounced like B. It is a sharp S.

That guy named himself SsillySsadass.

liquidstar

Also to people who you Σ as an aesthetic E

that’s an S too, Σo maybe check next time

slowspinningredemption

oh boy

Д as an aesthetic A? Дon’t be a дumbass.

И as an aesthetic N? don’t be sillи.

П as another aesthetic N? stoп it.

У as an aesthetic Y? ty bad.

Ш or Щ as an aesthetic W? nope. it’s “sh” and “shch”!

Я as an aesthetic R? surprise! it’s “ya”.

ah yes, that classic horror film SNYEYAPOVUL DIAYAIES

silvysartfulness

This is pronounced Stargoat.

dovewithscales

Reblogging for Stargoat.

biotechwitch-deactivated2018122

freddieandersen

the statue in the bottom right is Le génie du mal, carved by guillame geefs to replace a different lucifer (known as either Le génie du mal or L’ange du mal) carved by his younger brother. why did joseph geefs’ lucifer get removed from the cathedral? it was too sexy. the statue was too sexy by far.

st. paul’s cathedral in liége went from one lucifer, whom they called ‘too sublime’ and removed because he was distracting ‘pretty penitent girls,’ to another lucifer, who they’ve left there for 170 years even though he’s so hot that satanists visit the cathedral to meditate in the presence of this Most Sexy Of Lucifers

here’s how i imagine that went down.

liege cathedral: hmm. you know what we need? a nice satan for our church. let’s ask joey geefs

joseph geefs: sculpts this

liege cathedral: no!! too hot!! now we all want to fuck lucifer! we need a different satan. let’s ask… the sexy lucifer sculptor’s BROTHER. yes. willy geefs is older so he definitely doesn’t want to fuck lucifer

guillaume geefs, who DOES want to fuck lucifer, and the only sign of his being older than his brother is that the lucifer he wants to fuck is somewhat older: sculpts this