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mlleclaudine

from India Rose Crawford's Instagram: Frog paints some forget-me-nots 💙🖌️

joshpeck

this changed me as a person

eternal-nova-deactivated2018011

I’m in tears!

lady-fett

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

galahadwilder

“What’s your name?” “I never had one” DAAAAMN THEY WENT THERE

flamingbluepanda

me, scrolling: is this the one with-

me, watching, vindicated: IT ISSSSS

charlesoberonn

clouds-of-wings

There's also the additional aspect that if luxuries are what's expensive, you can choose to go without and then you don't have to make so much money. You can choose to work part-time, or seasonally, or one person can provide for a group, if living is cheap and you don't need luxury. But if being alive is expensive, you have no choice but to work a lot, regardless of how frugal your lifestyle is. And then you may as well buy yourself the latest gadget to cheer yourself up after another annoying week at work, because it costs barely anything anyway.

butchdotgov

Millennial Sisyphus keeps entering all the information from his resume into the web form, only for it to delete everything when he tries to move to the next page. He just goes back and types it all up again, over and over again, forever, and he never gets a job.

crystalandrock

Millennial Tantalus has been promised that his unpaid internship will become a paid position as soon as the company has space for him. Every week he sees their new job posting. Every week he asks his boss if he can have a real job. The boss shrugs apologetically and says he’ll just have to make do with being paid in experience a little longer. He goes back and keeps working, over and over again, forever, and he never reaches the fruits of his labors.

fiftysevenacademics

Millennial Persephone can’t get a job without a degree, but because she had to take out loans to pay for college, she must spend 1/3 of her life working just to pay them off.

sci-fantasy

Millennial Cassandra’s title is Social Media Coordinator, she was hired to be the expert, but every time she tries to explain the problems in her company’s social media decisionmaking, the managers don’t listen…and end up hiring expensive PR flacks to repair the damage to their reputation when things blow up exactly as she predicted.

necrofuturism

Millennial Medusa uses multiple shades of primer and opaque foundation to cover the scars snaking across her face, hiding the bruises, aligning the asymmetry in her broken nose and jaw. Red matte on the lips, green shimmer on the lids. Flawless liner on the first try. She’s had lots and lots of practice. She films her transformation in secret for all to see and learn, and again, men are turned to anonymous stone faces screaming in horror. “Liar!” “Witch!” “Take her swimming on the first date!” These words do not discourage her. These words are a challenge. GlamGorgonXx posts another video.

mao-tenno

Millennial Prometheus uploads another PDF to his site. He’s lost track of the printing and edition of this textbook. He knows they just rearranged some of chapters then charge 150 dollars per copy, and the professor wrote the book himself. the ZIP fills uploads successfully, and he starts uploading the next one. He isn’t afraid of the potential lawsuit. knowledge shouldn’t held out of reach like this.

i-will-not-be-caged

Millennial Circe screenshots all the lewd messages she gets from men on online dating sites and posts them on her very popular Instagram along with their pictures and usernames. When people accuse her of attempting to destroy their reputations, she insists she’s just revealing them for the pigs they truly are.

jukeboxemcsa

Millennial Odysseus is starting to suspect there’s something wrong with his GPS…

http-tempted

im-a-ramblr

HAPPY FIRST EVER INTERNATIONAL AROMANTIC VISIBILITY DAY

aaaaaaatournament

👀

Aros im looking at u

scramratz

i miss bee and puppycat

skyentificinvestigator

things i want from capcom:

mia fey flashback game

ema skye investigations (for real this time)

pearl fey beat 'em up

rise from the ashes anime movie

klavier gavin rhythm game

apollo justice two that retcons dd and soj

investigations three

literally anything besides a generic 'ace attorney seven'

liquidroots

happy pride from the trans flag on the floor in deep space nine

foone

I always say: Star Trek: Deep Space 9 started in 1993 and ran until 1999, and the trans pride flag was designed (by Monica Helms) in 1999.

The carpets on Deep Space Nine aren't Trans Pride flag colored: the trans pride flag is Deep Space Nine carpet colored.

banchie

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

gallusrostromegalus

seconding these tags by @ragsy: #if the social consciousness has decided that duckduckgo is the Only Othet Search Engine#might i suggest 'go duck yourself'