Grand Ringmaster Of The Shitshow™

buy your tickets now!

[swarnpert]

sorry i had to go and make things so complicated. are you mad at me

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

Denver Zoo and its gay lorikeets said fuck homophobes happy Pride

[agentduckorico]

Homophobes: u mean they act like brothers

Denver Zoo: they’re fucking, lorie.

[inkipri]

[writing-prompt-s]

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

[slavery]

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

every fall teenage girls are like.. “oh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it” and honestly? how dare they. that’s so annoying. why can’t they buy the beverage that i, a smart man, would prefer to drink

[godlessondheimite]

szechuan sauce frappe bc the cartoon science man like it

[neurodivergent-crow]

I’m WHEEZING

[invaderxan]

TBH, collecting pretty rocks and stuff is both something which I would do and something which would impress me

[v01dgalaxy]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

That gif has a Very Evil Energy

[serotoninbluemmy]

[theanti90smovement]

[unclefather]

Fuck you, you stupid little bitch rat

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Imprisoned for his crimes

[ask-me-about-loom]

He has been contained

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

But for how long

[mawile]

You goddamn fools. Look at his face. We haven’t stopped him. He’s exactly where he wants to be. He’s playing us and we’re falling for it.

[rupaulsworld]

[rayinberkeley]

These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.

[ithelpstodream]

[smacksofeffort]

[ithelpstodream]

Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson has a tiny puppy named Asterix and it’s amazing.

[princeofbellehair]

whoever did this, thank you.

[lepetitdragon]

[kilomonster]

I am all about this…

[optimysticals]

What makes this even better is the photo of him with his brothers:

[squeeful]

HOW THE FUCK IS HE THE SMALL ONE?!?!

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson and his family are why people used to fear Scandinavians. Holy Shit.

[dankmemesforsadteens]

[britneyaddiction]

[susiethemoderator]